Alternatively, when do i come clean as the person running the sweet pill bluesky

Poptarts are like the gay cousin to a hotpocket, which is the bisexual cousin to a pizza

Lead singer of a big band from the mid 2000’s followed my stan account thinking it was the real profile for a different band and we are dm’ing each other and i am trying to set up a collab between him and the band i run an account for

they need to stop pretending that the LGBTQIA+ wants to turn your kids gay cause what turned me gay as a kid was Daredevil, Spiderman and The Little Vampire

Bought my boyfriend a switch 2 for christmas because he got me a switch 2 for my birthday so it’s a win lose situation

Turkeys on Thursday:

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He better not buy a switch because what the hell else would i get him for christmas

Update but my grade is now a 120% lmfaoooo

I won the Hayley Williams ticket war

If it was joe biden he would have gone from sleepy joe to sloppy joe so fast

I have been backstage with people i have been too shy to talk to that are now my closest friends and it’s like what was the point of being shy

Haircut + golden hour ✨

Kinda cool that there’s a Pokémon for literally anyone

Girl whatever

Recent mirror selfies <3

I love being Mexican

honk honk

A freaky stevie nicks and her name is stevie licks

My secret talent is i can quote all of shrek and do a 7/10 gingerbread man impression

!!!

Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now? To myself: idk like 7 To friends: 12 To family: 14 I am: 27

This semester is kicking my ass, I just want to get everything in before Halloween so I can enjoy the Hazzi solstice

“Taking candy from a baby” is so real bc I probably would

i’m like a twitter 6 and a bluesky 9

Had a dream about this just now

Helping a random woman in Kansas leave her husband who has been secretly cheating on her with other men

Hahazzi

ideal date night is eating a frozen pizza from 7/11 with my boyfriend and helping him do laundry

ok now that my birthday is over, happy birthday to my boyfriend @lamedelrey.bsky.social i love him so much he is so sweet and evil

last night was a disney channel original movie

👻🎉

Today he left me a voicemail of him singing happy birthday in the style of Lana Del Rey singing happy birthday mr. president in the style of Marilyn Monroe

Boyfriend got me a Switch 2 for my birthday! @lamedelrey.bsky.social

My makeup was really cute the other night so i drew myself and then i really liked the drawing so i put it on a shirt

Had a nightmare i was at Denny’s and my server was ai generated so i was eating LITERAL ai slop

Homegoods is autistic Ross

An angel loses its wings every time some stupid bitch uses ai

Hayley Williams - Parachute lyrics

Call center trade

I hope whoever pointed out you can't spell Erika Kirk without KKK is having a wonderful day

I love my job at Hopeless Records so much, all I do is listen to music

funniest thing about the c*****e k**k things is that guy spent his whole adulthood hating every minority group there is and he still got popped by a white dude

As a child, my copy of mean girls was scratched so for years i genuinely believed Regina George got hit by a bus and died and thats how the movie ended

he is so unserious

I’m my biggest fan

Ex has called me every night lately and it’s making me feel special

I had to work irl today but the mirrors in the restroom are always so slay

I was kinda giving DL trade in this…

I love my husbubu