not only did epstein not kill himself, his ass is living incognito in Argentina or some shit

randomly thinking about this youtube.com/shorts/uHHjj...

have a jessie ware song stuck in my head all day and she won't get out, my brain was promised to her 3,000 years ago

the latest epstein file drop is somehow even worse

No arrests of the ICE thugs who murdered Alex Pretti, Renee Good, or Keith Porter. No arrests of anyone in the Epstein Files. But they arrested Don Lemon because of his journalism.

I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.

gen z hair salon called chopped & washed

according to bluesky, working for ice is a protected class against discrimination lol

This is why safe judgment-free access to abortion is so important

Here are 100 dogs you can pet in video games because I feel like it

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

RuPaul's drag race but they're prehistoric cavemen: serving grunt

thinking about bed before 9pm wtf is wrong with me

dominated all the jackbox games last night

I'm like if an ipad baby was a grown man

God help the scum sucking invertebrate liberals that try to guilt or pressure me into voting for this demon.

they're letting people advertise slavery revisionism on youtube now

I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports. And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.” Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.

alexa play break the ice by britney spears

I'm breaking my silence: mario kart wii is ugly

just a reminder that we aren’t even seeing the worst of what is happening in Minneapolis from someone detailed at the Whipple Federal Building yesterday

Can’t really blame Renee Good for trying to drive off if this is what they were going to do to her.

no but they don't know that I know but I'm not going to out them ♥️

plane booked, rental car booked...

cat that hates landlords: mao

i mean fuck I love immigrants I love criminals I love trans people I love abortions love queers I love slutty women I love contraception I love welfare I love socialism I fucking hate ICE

DOJ is still violating the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?

had to stay up and adjust my sleep schedule for work so I played house flipper 2 for like 9 hours straight

they should invent a reality that isn't soul-crushing

oomfacebook posted a selfie with the caption "new year, same smile" and he was not smiling in it

my mother told me to wait when buying airline tickets and now they are $200 more than when I first checked

I thought microsoft was done supporting windows 10 but every time I restart this old ass laptop it needs to do updates

AI sloppy toppy

contemplating getting taco bell for the 2nd time this week

hello 1994

chappell roan is post malone's wario

Top Golf? What's next, Bottom Volleyball???

love when u butcher the spelling of a word so bad even ur autocorrect is like girl I don't know

the entire country is being governed by a pedophilic sex trafficking ring and I'm still supposed to go to work every day knowing that

abomination? ain't that what barack stans call themselves

The five stages of grief but it’s just me realizing I have to leave my house

women hitting a high note: the most beautiful melodic angelic graceful sound you've ever heard in your life men hitting a high note: yelling

pretty sure I need my wisdom teeth taken out but I don't feel like doing all that right now

when you move to the north side of chicago you landlord is legally allowed to charge you a diva deposit

sometimes I close a bunch of apps at once and I'm like fuck all yall

aubergine would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

wingstop is haunted

*threateningly* you're gonna make me watch a movie tonight

why do we say "unarmed" instead of armn't