Matthew 24:4–5

that's another one for my bingo card belarus just announced opening an embassy in pyongyang so I'm cautiously confident there Lacey Chabert you have more power than you know

when people put their hair in a bun they never specify which hotdog or hamburger

this thread is absolutely perfect no notes yes to all

can't wait for juchify to drop the new RADIOACTIVE ACCORDION singles

dune where's my car

okay I think considering how many takes I've seen on the new album that it's just unremarkable "decaf dance pop" I am ready to call the bingo square THAT'S THREE BABY and only one whiff!

DAMMIT I was actually pretty confident in that space on the bingo

THATS ON MY BINGO CARD

me when git bisect

all the kids who used to say "do you have games on your phone" are growing up to say "does the hotel have a pool"

THAT'S A SQUARE ON MY BINGO

this is the dprk news coverage the world is missing 🥹🥹🥹

North Korea launched a hypersonic missile within 12 hours of the U.S. capturing Maduro. Kim explicitly cited "recent geopolitical crises."The speed of the response reveals anxiety, not just defiance. Here's what's actually happening. 🧵 www.nknews.org/pro/lessons...

okay well there go all the resolutions I made we're WINGING IT BABY

okay everyone it's 2026 BINGO TIME

The Beaverton's DUMB WEEK cannot be stopped!

"why don't you live anymore?" "that's life"

my 2026 bingo card 💫

My Bluesky Wrap 2025: 65 posts, 87 replies 303 likes received Most used hashtag: #filmsky My archetype: The Curator Generate yours at theblue.social/tools/bluesk...

there's a photo in this article that would be PERFECT for an all accordion revolutionary blues record

all of my summer students have been better at LinkedIn than me this is a business opportunity to be a petty little bitch and smoke'em two years later

tennyson could never be so concise

the original ai slop was seo recipe stories in this essay I will

seashells for boys she's on the shore can I make it any more obvious

yeah that's probably what'll do it eh

How does one quit academia and instead become Columbo? Does one need to buy the trench-coat first and is the cigar smoking optional? How do I obtain the invisible wife and when can I move to LA?

This may be one of the greatest Wimbledon x Nerdfighteria things I’ve done ever

....Well

hey if I could get a real quick fact check on this google maps road name outside camp 25 near chongjin, dprk thanks

every movie should be resolved the way céline et julie vont en bateau is by two lesbians robbing a library on roller skates in this essay I will

You know if they'd have had one woman out in the field that ball would have been dealt with and only one run scored

these horses are definitely fucking, right??? (from knight in painter's skin by shota rustaveli 🇬🇪)

North Korea's Political Prison Facilities - Korea Institute for National Unification www.kinu.or.kr/eng/module/r...

the best summary I've seen of the hit new series Love Peninsula and the will they won't they trope gone wild

so when my family came over from europe, Saskatchewan was basically being parcelled out and handed to european emigrants. "Here's some farmland!! More fertile land than you've ever seen!!" the fertile land we got: literally the great sand hills of Saskatchewan for me, home

this flag photoshop is cursed af

BUT IS THE ROCANVILLE GIANT OIL CAN OKAY

Happy Columbo’s Day

TOMORROW‼️Join North Korean escapees Gyuri Kang & Hannah Oh, RFA's Rohit Mahajan, & the Stimson Center's Martyn Williams & Jenny Town for a discussion on information access and information freedom in the DPRK. In-person at the Stimson Center + online from 1-2:30 PM ET. www.stimson.org/event/inform...

my when I drop a banger @letterboxd.social review

if I made a daily puzzle game I would make the Average Time show up as like 20-45s slower than your time. it's not like anyone is checking the math

I want one thing in a house and it's NEVER advertised in listings every gap must be exactly 0mm OR the exact width of my vacuum

every new ep: night vale dh&j mbmbam planet money nknews pod hp sacred text series/defunct: within the wires fridge light lazarus heist outlaw ocean I know I'm a basic bitch 💁🏻

broke: venti latte please woke: venti americano with 8 creamers 💁🏻

flashback to the time I gave my postal code over the phone and said "m as in mice"

going to the gym more not because I wanna be healthier but because this apartment has too many fucking mirrors

she wears short skirts I sell seashells she's cheer captain and I'm on the seashore