Home Alone 2: The Lost World: Jurassic Park

We all got that coworker that is always by the trash can? Get away from there, leave it alone.

Ahhh too bad

Heading to Chicago for this sick show later this month! Cant wait to make some new friends!

Big news, I can listen to music again

My home? Oh, you mean the place I pay over $1k monthly for and go there do to dishes every day until I die.

Eagle eyes eagle-ize eagle LIES

Mission Impossible 8 Part II: Codename: The Final Dead Reckoning Protocol Nation

There are too many Ben’s

Fuckers who didn’t vote are real quiet right now.

tapping the sign yet AGAIN (as if you needed another reason, this is #1000000 as to why you need to stop giving them your money)

“I read that wrong.” Ok, well I typed it correctly, so get some glasses. How is this my fault?

Craisins are called craisins but raisins are just called raisins instead of graisins? Wtf is that about? Reminds me of sexism

I’m so fucking sick of seeing this guy

This one is coming up! Opening for Slow Joy and Flycatcher at A&R Music Bar on 4/18. $16 via Venmo to avoid fees 👀

Somebody powerful please fucking do something

Find someone that depicts you in shower wall hairs

He’s making protesting illegal now

Stoked for this one. Honored to be supporting Slow Joy and Flycatcher at A&R Music Bar. Going to be testing some new material in this set, don’t miss it! Reply or dm to buy a ticket with no fees

Show announced!! New music, new merch, and I got a new shirt that I will be wearing

Ground swell b-sides are all the same songs but sung like Randy Newman

Person that complains about Valentine’s Day being corny to person in happy relationship pipeline is showing today.

Cookin’

Balenciaga? You mean like my socks?

I fucking love kendrick

Me going to the gas station across the street to get a red bull like i do every day

What Amazon gift card? Oh you mean my toothpick?

Oat milk core

Guitar tone dirtier than your partner’s water bottle

Going live on ig in like 10 min, if you even care

Getting together later to start the ball rolling on recording new music! 🤫 We’re gonna need some references, anyone got bands we should check out?

Modeled my Commander Shepard after lead singer of popular 2000’s power pop band Vertical Horizon, Matt Scannell.

I don’t know why I still can’t believe that supposedly more than half of our country wanted it to be ran by fascist/nazi buffoons. I’m so sorry. Be there for your friends/loved ones please.

Sweet new tracks added to our 2025 label playlist!! Ain't (@fomorecords.bsky.social) Amusement (@dirtcult.bsky.social) Ground Swell (@groundswelloh.bsky.social) Lala Salama Lake My Sister Maura Neu Blume Texas 3000 tnyn.gs/goodsongs-2025

Can’t afford a switch 2 because I spent all my money replacing my shitty fucking joy-cons

I wrote seven nation army

That band that makes nostalgia posts on Instagram every 2 months (us) is playing a show a week from tomorrow!!

Playing Midwest Shows: JAN 04- @jasonbenefield.com 10- @cascaderiot.bsky.social 15- @groundswelloh.bsky.social 15- @killgosling.bsky.social 17- @clebsaints.bsky.social

Show time baby! Does blue sky like show announcements?

My EP list is up now! Check out all these great artists! diysky.xyz/2024/12/15/g...

🚨SMALL ALBUMS BEST 30 EPS OF 2024🚨 here are our fave 3️⃣0️⃣ EPS we heard this year⬇️ smallalbums.com/best-30-eps

First one awake on the @oftwomindsband.bsky.social @manorgatesmusic.bsky.social tour? Again? Who could’ve guessed? Wow these bozos love their beauty sleep.

🚨our BEST OF NOVEMBER lists are here!🚨 our fave 20 TRACKS 5 EPS 10 ALBUMS check all of our picks + listen to the playlists⬇️ www.smallalbums.com/best-of-the-...

I still can’t get over how broccoli looks like little trees. Shit’s crazy.

If you’re the type to think “their early stuff is better” then now is the time to listen to “the early stuff.” open.spotify.com/album/4YUCrY...

it's WHAT RULES WEDNESDAY! this week we feature: 🌊Ground Swell 🌞Sun June 🌎Earthen Sea read our write-ups/listen⬇️ www.smallalbums.com/what-rules-w...

Heading up to Cleveland/Lakewood tomorrow night to play an acoustic set for the first time! Stacked lineup, DM for addy!