People weren’t good at taking things one step at a time before stairs were invented.

The vibe when this is happening and you’re inside with nowhere to be is unmatched. #saturday

Saturdays are for laying down keyboard overdubs on new music!

Strongly craving pumpkin pie with a mountain of whipped cream

How are things going on the Bluesky application today?

The awkwardness of being the only person in a small store

Black Friday sales just gonna be what the regular cost of things were last year

Music saves

You’re the bomb dot com!

Shout out to that one person that wrote “stay cool” in my middle school yearbook

The horror of someone saying “we need to talk”

I just sneezed and no one was around to bless me, am I cooked?

Ahh yes, the good old days of 2024

The potato is the most important food.

When life gives you limes, wonder why it didn’t give you lemons

Only 348 days until Halloween!

SNL-core is a genre of music

Happy Hour is any hour I’m with you!

That fish’s day is going swimmingly

The third time I got my foot caught in a blender, I finally learned my lesson

You’re about as useful as these erasers

Life is too short to deal with a cast iron skillet

The best part of sleeping is being asleep

I believe I have landed on a song I want to release as a single soon(ish)!

Let me save that to this floppy disk real quick

I’m so addicted to peanut butter

Hello, what is troubling you today?

Get in loser, we’re making new music

This makes me not want to go there.

Love when a package is out for delivery

Reese’s peanut butter cups

Politician: “this must not be allowed to stand!” *does nothing*

Nothing hits like nighttime cereal

Hitting some strings on wood with a piece of plastic

Do you have a junk drawer?

I have been writing so many songs lately and there is this one in particular I keep going back to and I am hereby threatening to record and release it

Nothing worse than someone dropping a “we need to talk” on you with no further context.

There is no greater candy than Reese’s Peanut Butters Cups

I hope this email finds you in a well

Please leave a message at the tone

Sage is the wisest herb

Eat your beans

Yank your crank

Does Bluesky like music?

Boom

Just sitting here thinking about how often I received an eraser as a prize as a youth

Music doesn’t get released, it “drops”.

Hello there

I hate getting toothpaste in my eye

If you get a new phone you have to keep the box it came in forever