is master dead

(ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT)

BOFA DEEZ NUTS FWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

is it bofa deez

DUH I MEAN WHAT KIND OF FOOD IS IT STUPID BAKA

what kind

what the fuck is an almond

(A cross of their arms. Was he calling them short?! Preposterous.) hmm. very well, demi-god. i am ibaraki, the king of mount ōe! let us wreak havoc upon these humans!

hmmm. (She sniffs the air.) a god? i suppose you seem favorable enough. master actually managed to pick a good one besides me!

fuwahahaha!! go on and praise me more, human! it will get you far!

AAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAA

who's that

I'LL FUCKIN KRILL YOU

YOU'RE GONNA WHAT

NO EW

[Look at my oni dawg the coziest oni in da wolrd]

FUHAHAHA!! YOU'RE ALL WELCOME FOOLISH HUMANS!!

[The Marines all leave a can of beer at Ibaraki's door for good fortune.]

IT'S ONI NEW YEAR!!!!!! @kingofooe.bsky.social

MASTER!! BEER!!!

eeeeh? i guess.

🍌 why did it unfollow k on here :(

BEER!!

FIREWORKS!!!

ME

Ah.

i'll be whatever i want!!

(sniffle) yuh. why's it so cold!!

you know other berserker than me

achoo

..... (Thats so cute, fuuuuuuuuuck dude, fuuuuuuck thats so fucking cute man but i cant say anything!!!) 💭

(Bundled tf up)

beer!!!

(It's actually kind of scary watching her eat this)

FUHAHAHAHAHA

huhuhu. reward me!

YOU SHOULD BE PRAISING ME FOR READING ENGLISH SO WELL, FOOL

the sign said "kick me"

what

🍌 I love that Charlie doesn't even know that's like my favorite meme to use on here

me not you

GRAND ONI!!!

/ this group is so funny actually

(Picking their nose.) yeah, sure, whatever.

rabbit stew 💭🤤