/ ibaraki & shuten are just popuko & pipimi

💤

anyone touching my beers gets the big hand

Get your own fucking beer.

th' hell is a popular vote? shuten and i wrestled

(Picking his teeth.) eehhh, cooked raw... it's fine

saturday plans sorted

Just slice the minotaur in half we can eat him like that

10,000 beers and a half ton minotaur what's better than this

Each.

*Ibaraki and I* are getting 10,000 beers.

no, i'm KING don't you listen?!

DON'T FORGET DESSERT

You give someone 10,000 beers and then they ask for delicious meat to go with their 10,000 beers.

onis pick who is strongest! it should be shuten, but she didn't want the title and passed it to me.

/ i kind of go back and forth on if ibaraki should've been a human child who turned into an oni or a child that was born oni-like becoming full fledged later. I think I'm leaning more towards the latter

ooooh look at me i'm a human i have standards and morality i pay taxes i think some humans are more fit to govern than others FUHAHAHAHA

all oni need is food, booze, and women!

wow thought master finally developed some taste what a disappointment

Minotaur barbeque.. 🤤

nuh uh because half the meat is man and half is cow

hey this time we're cooking minotaur

it's just going to be how to kill and eat humans it's always killing and eating humans.

Killing and eating... More killing and more eating... What else is there for a beast to do

I heard eating is just like sex.

the mystery is how much booze you put in.

this is my favorite show

[Slaughter montage interspersed with incredibly detailed cooking scenes]

no you don't STUPID!!! that dumb gold king does

everyone has pronouns, master. they came free with your fucking xbox

shuten!! let's go to the labyrinth!

SHUTEN!!! i gotta bicorn and ten thousand beers

YOU OWE ME 10000 BEERS FOR CALLING ME A CHUD

yeah

horse

(Picking her ear.) huh?

🍌 I need to match with Tasha #gay

shuten!!! do you wanna eat my master?

sheep...

GIVE ME MY BEER AND SNACKS BACK!!!!! NOW!!!!

THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW WHERE ARE MY OFFERINGS!!

terminator came back

i never died STUPID

SHUT UP!!!!!