(Sniffing) hmmm. i commend your bravery human! but you cannot save him!

going to eat my master

You could say I'm going on a gore-cery run.

SHUTEN

HAHN??? (She takes a long swig of the jug of sake.) what about tuna

(They glance over the chocolate.) where'sszz shuten

whhgatd YOU want

(Both her valentines aren't online so drinking alone it is)

eated it

🍌 sorry i got distracted last night did the moment pass

you think i'm stupid or something, huh? what if i meant your existence didn't mean anything, you're not shuten and you're no oni to me.

haaahhhnn? (She picks at her teeth with a claw.) you think you can just step on my territory?

lalalala 🙈🙉

ibuki isn't real #NOTMYSHUTEN

I'M AN ONI

NO

(Picking up random Zander thoughts) what the hell is a fugoshi

is master dead

(ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT)

BOFA DEEZ NUTS FWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

is it bofa deez

DUH I MEAN WHAT KIND OF FOOD IS IT STUPID BAKA

what kind

what the fuck is an almond

(A cross of their arms. Was he calling them short?! Preposterous.) hmm. very well, demi-god. i am ibaraki, the king of mount ōe! let us wreak havoc upon these humans!

hmmm. (She sniffs the air.) a god? i suppose you seem favorable enough. master actually managed to pick a good one besides me!

fuwahahaha!! go on and praise me more, human! it will get you far!

AAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAA

who's that

I'LL FUCKIN KRILL YOU

YOU'RE GONNA WHAT

NO EW

[Look at my oni dawg the coziest oni in da wolrd]

FUHAHAHA!! YOU'RE ALL WELCOME FOOLISH HUMANS!!

[The Marines all leave a can of beer at Ibaraki's door for good fortune.]

IT'S ONI NEW YEAR!!!!!! @kingofooe.bsky.social

MASTER!! BEER!!!

eeeeh? i guess.

🍌 why did it unfollow k on here :(

BEER!!

FIREWORKS!!!

ME

Ah.

i'll be whatever i want!!

(sniffle) yuh. why's it so cold!!

you know other berserker than me