Happy Columbo’s Day

telling my kids this was waymo

here's a shower thought that might make people mad: AI boyfriends are going to be way more disruptive than AI girlfriends, because the average man is already used to way more self-sacrifice, subservience, and dare I say ... sycophancy ... from a partner than the average woman

humans could learn a lot from how dogs jump up and down and run around in a lil circle when they're happy, just saying

wondering today if the current rise of the online "critical internet researcher" (I support them) is a product of the first truly social media literate generation with useless graduate degrees now being out of the academy

wow maybe we should use this? if you ask English learners, they often complain about the utterly unhinged mapping of spelling to pronunciation. legitimately it makes the language a lot harder also this can be read already by a fluent English speaker without any trouble and looks based?

considered going and submitting my work to Neurips, but as a non-student non-academic apparently I'm in the highest ticket price category why bother having an arts track at all, if the only non-academic ticket is the highest-price industry one?

in this household Lain is famous

feel so vindicated about James K covering Duvet, after going around saying she sounds like bôa for years to mass confusion

ladies, is it a red flag if your bf is mean to Chat?

remind me to start tweeting about EU politics more so random drive-by Americans have more clues I'm not from there

I know there are a lot more urgent things going on in this world, but if you depend on any daily medications you should be securing a 6-8 month supply of them like, yesterday

breaking news: no more "interspecies communication" "the more-than-human" "multispecies thinking" etc if I can't bring my dog to your event

if you run an art organization please for the love of god have an email list, instagram *cannot* be replied upon to show me your content unless you are also putting on makeup to trending audio

residencies are cute, but tbh I'm also tired of the endless onslaught of artist opportunities that require moving house for months. idk why people think strong creative work is aligned with rootlessness

the position consistent with aaron swartz's published writings is quite clearly "training is fair use but we should do guerrilla open access on closed model weights". this seems likely to upset every major faction but i don't think it's incorrect

I think this image would literally kill Theordor Adorno

Remote Viewing, a new sculptural work that displays (to scale, one-to-one) what Google Earth sees of the location it's placed in currently on view at the Fellbach Triennial Kleinplastik 🛰️

How can open social protocols fail us? I put together an analysis comparing several specific failure modes between Farcaster, Bluesky, and Mastodon. Please let me know if any of the protocol descriptions could be presented more fairly! shazow.net/posts/open-s...

who am I to deny such desire (giving my dog a pizza crust)

we urgently need a non-fascist technooptimism

I think the most important things for language learning are the willingness to look stupid and faith willingness to try to speak even though you will be wrong or read even though you only half understand, and faith that day by day even though it's too slow to be perceptible, you're getting better

Normal people go to art museums to take selfies, art people go to art museums to get pissed off

saying "thank you" to the chatbot is Pascal's wager for AGI

Great pieces about the tension between freedom and safety by @isthisa.com in the latest issue of Protocolized 💫 open.substack.com/pub/protocol...

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

one must imagine sisyphus decentralizing the web somewhat

imagine thinking this was going to bring manufacturing back to America

questions for and about decentralized alternatives to big tech originally wrote this in early 2024 for a book chapter but publication has been indefinitely stalled, so dropping it on the blog blog.isthisa.com/decentraliza...

I agree with this, but I also think the explanation is clearly in the conditions of production. Software - the full stack from marketing, comms, design, frontend, backend, hosting, etc - is not and never will be optimally produced by a single person for a 1000 euro artist fee

look, not to defend openai, but they didn't make a "ghibli generator", they made a general purpose image model and *users* figured out how to make ghibli-style images. and based on experimentation last night, openai seems to have taken steps since to lock down the creation of these images

when they write text books about the fall of the "west" 50 years from now, they will blame the personal automobile and its associated ideological apparatus

thinking about how, despite knowing that the EU has committed to banning fuel driven cars by 2035, Volkswagen (car industry roughly 20% of the German economy) installed sensors to cheat on emissions tests instead of developing competitive alternative vehicles

the creation of uv meaningfully shortened agi timelines

the hardest part about fine tuning a diffusion model is installing your python dependencies, you might think this is a joke but I assure you it is not

key exchange, 2025 process video

libgen is an Alexandria of our times and I'm sorry if you don't understand this but you'll lose along with the rest of us if it burns

AI agents HATE this one weird trick for coming up with new art ideas ... wait. pray. do nothing. wake up suddenly in the middle of the night knowing

I'm pleased to announce the third year of the Summer of Protocols program. This issue of Protocolized contains a full program overview and several grant and prize opportunities. Please circulate widely, especially to educators and SF writers. protocolized.summerofprotocols.com/p/sop-2025-a...

thinking about how when I have the stomach flu, my dog is probably looking at me like, "See? I knew it. I knew she also eats the garbage sometimes"

the archetypal chatbot is a therapist and the archetypal gen ai image is a hot girl, the sloppification of girldom is a feminist issue

the pseudonyms is an important part of the social construct

have been picking up my German studies again and I did not anticipate how easy it would seem after a year of studying Chinese Grammatik?! HA your grammatik doesn't scare me I can just LOOK at a word on the page and READ IT.

spoke about my research into death in digital spaces and the death of digital things with The Blockchain Socialist in an unexpectedly high end interview set up at Devcon full episode below 👇🏻

sometimes I think about going back to engineering, but then I remember that would involve getting talked down to by a 25 year old because I haven't used his favorite new testing harness

AFTER PROTOCOLS, the last issue of Revue Espace art Actuel # 139 is out! Co-directed by @ncasemajor.bsky.social and myself, the bilingual issue (French-English) discuss all things related to art & blockchain. Enjoy! espaceartactuel.com/en/produit/1... Cover image: @isthisa.bsky.social

if you're wondering how things are going in the .ru AI chatbot space, this is the login screen for GigaChat (it's free but you need to be KYC'd via federal savings bank)