“You’re walking funny” thanks do you want me to tell you I just got my period after being 11 days late because I’m stressed out and h8 my job and I’m worried about my parents aging and I’m in tremendous amounts of pain you would never understand as a man? Or?

peewee herman scream

charlie brown did have hoes

you really spaghet me

catcher in the rye is good because it's a whole book about "I am in earth shattering trouble with my parents but not quite yet"

Aquarius to Aquarius emotional exchanges must be studied

I am always in situations

I just want this

my white whale is this red and white striped couch I’ve been dreaming of… someday maybe I’ll have a little whimsy, as a treat

“War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.” – George Orwell, 1984 #BannedBooksWeek reminds us why stories like this matter. The ones they fear most are the ones that wake us up. What banned book lit a fire in you? Share in the comments😊

got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit

naur imma staur

whoever wrote the script for today was a comedic genius

I have a hard time making out what the adults on Charlie brown are saying

horse ebooks? i haven’t heard that name in years

do u want to get lo mein @dirte.net

not to sound dramatic but this is the best thing I’ve ever seen youtu.be/-91vymvIH0c?...

carrier pigeon girl in an email hell world

beat the final boss today (pants shopping)

last night's garlic bread for breakfast

One second from every episode of Twin Peaks.

getting an ad for Heineken and screaming PABST BLUE RIBBON into my phone

From Twin Peaks to his films to his own recording career, the director understood how much sound mattered — not only to the audience, but to the characters in his stories.

Castlevania (Nintendo 64, 1999)

crawling on the floor and making some noise

@groucho_marx: when Duran Duran split up they went in different Duranctions ❤️ 2 🔄 0 @harpo: hönk ❤️ 3k 🔄 396

bro's got an uncontrollable urge

my husband built me a computer and it feels like this

like if ur not a dork

happy brat summer to all those who celebrate

[wise hog] youtuber?? *sniffs you deeply* hmmmmm. No. not tuber

barging into the local Wawa and demanding to speak to the Goblin

emailing wawa corporate abt how disappointed i am with how they are handling the gobbler

cure gf REM bf

first morning waking up as a wife 🫡

they actually say “we bought a zoo” in the movie 🫡

Tonka games rock

THEY PAINTED IT I'M CRYING

waddap!!