i feel as though no one else has noticed in bluesky's latest update post that it's very clearly a recording of someone's computer hastily slapped onto a PNG of a phone. you could've at least have turned off the cursor in your recording software dog

happy to report that i am also barred from seeing mr. "i threw my phone into a pool to cool it down and got confused when it stopped working's" posts

now more than ever it is important you take the advice of the bitter satirists of old motherfuckingwebsite.com

i made one of these too

can he say that

Anime: Samurai Champloo Style: Ending Track: Shiki no Uta Artist: MINMI Year: 2004 Studio: Manglobe #Anime #Animesky #AnimeThemes #AnimeEnding #AnimeEndings #AnimeOP #SamuraiChamploo #Samurai #Champloo

jon bois changing his avatar is probably the modern-day equivalent of the first seal being opened

early-season mariners

crackshot

more like "hoppy" easter am i right

[LOOKS UP FROM MY NEWSPAPER, AT A CALENDAR] oh. neat. [CONTINUES READING THE NEWSPAPER]

Looks like *I've* been playing chess, while you've been playing chess... like an idiot.

BASEBALL IS BACK BABY

. o 0 (Network, 1976)

yeaaaaah the new jojo anime is pretty good

Hierophant

can this fucking bubble pop already

deleted my twitter account

did half life 3 get announced or something what's going on

thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history

i typically try to avoid making posts like this but i'm left with no choice. my ancient computer from 2016 has finally kicked the bucket, and as a result i'm going to have to raise some money to purchase a new one. give what you can. share the link or this post with friends ko-fi.com/sailorshanti...

reposting my favorite video of a time

genuinely in shock that the third Gnarls Barkley album is a. real b. coming out NEXT WEEK www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFlV...

listened to all of the discography of Gorillaz over the course of the past 2 or so weeks in preparation for THE MOUNTAIN (and also to appease middle school me.) will write up something proper soon-ish but for now here's a ranking in the form of a tier list

i typically try to avoid making posts like this but i'm left with no choice. my ancient computer from 2016 has finally kicked the bucket, and as a result i'm going to have to raise some money to purchase a new one. give what you can. share the link or this post with friends ko-fi.com/sailorshanti...

Rahkshi in action. Trying a slightly different approach. #bionicle #illustration

in Hunter S. Thompson's "The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved," Hunter describes a Derby spectator. "A large drunken man wearing a blue football jersey with the number 80 on it." quick research on Football Reference leads me to believe this is Los Angeles Ram reserve tight end Bob Klein.

Bluesky users, please stop posting shit like this it isn’t helping the perception of this place

...better than the average CFL championship game, at least?

the matryoshka. 🪆 #alanwake

i maintain a holy aura by factor of never having installed Overwatch in any capacity in my entire life

in approximately 8 hours they're gonna knock me out and steal something from me

turn into a werewolf

colt borrows a shirt

[RIPS OPEN MY SHIRT TO REVEAL A SECOND SHIRT WITH "I [heart] AMBIENT MUSIC" PRINTED ON IT UNDERNEATH] www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHbp...