Me: *stares into the abyss*
The Abyss: HEY! This isn't a peep show, you know!
Me: Sorry, I'll go scream into the void instead.
The Void: The fuck you will, I'm about to take a nap.
Me: Well, that's today all fucked up.
Cthulhu: So, hey, can I interest you in madness and despair?
Me: I'm listening.
9 months ago