Made a Demolition Man flash sheet.

I done the same with wiping my arse, who gives a fuck ya boring cunt.

Been practicing on these wee, toaty skins. They're a fuckin nightmare.

Tbf the most epochal cause of being dragged into a populist driven authoritian government would be if it were inspired by the Poundland Girl-bossing of The Devil Wears Prada 2: The Quickening.

My tattoo apprenticeship is going swimmingly. Moving from fake skins to my own FLESH soon. Might do one of my Tennents Lager Lovely™️ pinups on myself.

I fuckin KNEW it!

IT IS OUT ‘This Could be Us, You, Or Anybody Else’ is out now, everywhere. brokenchanter.lnk.to/ThisCouldBeUs I am very proud of it. Big love to @chemunderground.bsky.social for putting their faith in me again.

Roon yeez.

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

I'm at the very early stages of recording a new album. It's a little more adventurous than my usual stuff so I made this artwork to steer the style and keep my journey to the finish line consistent.

All this for a £5 vhs.

Wow, just hearing that if Say Yes to the Dress participants don't cry during an episode, the producers are legally apermitted to skin them. America never ceases to amaze me.

Horror's been class for ages. This Carnival of Excess v2.0 really started back in 2014. The academy only recognises this now because it doesn't want to be left with its arse out. Horror's no longer a niche genre, it's a multi-billion dollar industry. Everyone looked lovely in their rented shoes but.

I'd be amazed if anyone showed this much sack tonight. It's a big shock seeing the academy's official channel still hosting this tbh. youtu.be/IAcOsK9gRLk?...

Hope we all had a wonderful Mothering Sunday.

Just tried to watch Predator Badlands. It was all shot in one room. Might as well watch someone play a computer game for two hours. Although that's a past time I understand some perverts already explore.

I think about this quote from All The Presidents Men constantly- “The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand”.

Once again we are seeing god damned disrespect for Jason X. All the Friday the 13th films are shite*, it just so happens that Jason X understands this and is objectively the most coherent in the series. *I love them all, even the Carrie one.

If anyone shot Tone, it was this lil baby.

No spoiler post: It's unusual seeing a show, especially one as colossal as Stranger Things, reach a conclusion. A warm and well-considered one at that. Most contemporary shows live long enough to eat their own shite or get cancelled. A rare return to mono culture, albeit via nostalgia.

Building a portfolio as I train to tattoo.

I miss the reels of yer man crying at his bride's reveal. This is why physical media is important. Imagine a 6hr lp Scotch vhs fulla reels and vines. DAD'S TAPE DONT TAPE OVER.

Merry Christmas me x

Marty Supreme was great, proof that post-war America was built on narcissism masquerading as individualism. Four palpitations out of five.

The new Mutant Mayhem short Chrome Alone 2 played ahead of the new Spongebob film. It was absolutely class. Anti AI solidarity from my boys. Real heroes.

Finally figured out who the Internet Boy reminded me of.

Elf on the Shelf is still a prod.

Was the only person out clapping for the NHS again this week. The world's a sick place.

A truly limited edition. And only a tenner on marketplace!

Jumping out my bed to update my dream journal: 'kicking James O'Brien's cunt in at the Saint Etienne merch stand'.

Here you go chief, got you those real sexy VOLCANO promo shots

Please enjoy our Christmas Ladder the old boy put up in the office.

Had a lot of fun putting this T2 flash sheet together.

Just got the Chappell Roan/Chaperone pun. A real Adam Ant/Perry Farrell moment.

I Swear, Roofman and After The Hunt are all screening just now and it's because there's no Disney/Marvel film monopolising the screens. Even if all three of those films are shite at least they're films.

Going 71mph on the m74

They've come for @jimtrinca.bsky.social

I went to listen to loud toys then it had the audacity to occasionally be a film. Shite went sentient.

Gary New without tags £4

Absolutely gutted I never got a chance to see D'Angelo live. I'll never know the nicest smelling audience in history. The leather. The oilssssssss.

Don't know what's more surprising: being so into Machine Head that you change your name or the fact that he practices.

Confirmed: I am a medium and HH is having a helluva time in purgatory.

I'll be tattooing under the pseudonym Fani Dilf.

I kinda like this one, Bob. Leave it.

Angela Rayner canny wipe her own arse #shiteyarse #skiddyqueen

I'm finally at a screening of The Toxic Avenger. Warmed up earlier with my behbeh. Too excited? Mibby.

That's me deactivated my Twitter account but I'm dipping my toe back in this social again. Did I miss anything?

Honestly just shut up and listen to us.