Confirmed: I am a medium and HH is having a helluva time in purgatory.

I'll be tattooing under the pseudonym Fani Dilf.

I kinda like this one, Bob. Leave it.

Angela Rayner canny wipe her own arse #shiteyarse #skiddyqueen

I'm finally at a screening of The Toxic Avenger. Warmed up earlier with my behbeh. Too excited? Mibby.

That's me deactivated my Twitter account but I'm dipping my toe back in this social again. Did I miss anything?

Honestly just shut up and listen to us.

Had a great time edging with the boys. Please join us x

This is getting close to 150K signatures now. It might not do anything, but it will serve as evidence for the future that the UK government were aware of the opposition of its own people to its complicity in the Israeli genocide on Gaza & the fact that it did nothing to stop it.

Dig through the stitches There's tartan for witches Not really it's just some re-PA-RA-TIOOOOOON wildhunt.org/2025/02/newl...

Happy Valentine's Day, may your day be full of lickouts and poke-affs x

Visiting my mum and BBC news is on in the background. I'd like to congratulate this cunt on securing the political editor gig

The eyes of a Farmfoods cashier.

Mad that we're finally seeing the American project achieve its ultimate goal: full, open white supremacy. Would've wagered 22nd century.

Just caught up with current affairs and folks, there's something rotting in Denmark!

Hey guys, on today's video we'll be unboxing this bench. I'd like to start by giving a little background first - on diamond mining...

We've been listening to a playlist of every Now! album in chronological order and it's been a fascinating journey. I was two months old when the first was released so it's acted as a diary of chart music throughout my entire life. I discovered some pretty interesting stuff about the evolution of pop

Bargains in line with inflation. Mmmm, yes, very 2k25.

I love Megadeth. Knowing how Mustaine's face would react to me calling them the thinking man's Meat Loaf makes it a true interactive art.

Guy came in to the chippy and cleared the shelves of the fritters. Ten in total. "That's fine, hen". A dying wish fulfilled.

Over the next 48 hours we should treat the inevitable debate over the salute's intention as a way to identify who we actually need in our lives.

I sincerely never found Lynch weird. I always perceived him as articulate, deeply intelligent (especially emotionally) and kind. Nobody in mainstream film transcended the form just to do something like immerse you in a feeling. I'll miss there being no more new Lynch. I'll miss him.

Had somehow never seen the MULHOLLAND DR. pilot version until now. Cool watching a VHS rip of it as it might've looked on TV in '99. So damn miraculous that Lynch turned a “failed” pilot into a film widely considered to be the best of the 21st century. archive.org/details/mulh...

Metallica albums as p0rn parodies: Fill 'em All Ride the Shite-ring Masturbate Up It ...Just Piss On My Balls Metal Licker a.k.a The Sack Talcum Choad Wee Choad Dressage Kink S&M Taint Anger Bum Ridin' Monster Depth Prosthetic Poopoo Hardwired: To Chuck My Muck 69 Squeezins

I am a climate scientist and this is correct ⬇️

My son woke up at 4am with this viral bs that's going around. I'd be a mess if it weren't for the wee nap I had during Nosferatu just beforehand.

Gonnae go through every one-of-a-kind custom lamp on Gumtree and recreate them to the end nth degree because those smug virgins need a wake-up call.

All the best x

Sitting here consuming Westminster. Hungry only for an end to hegemony.

9/11 for the moustachioed.

I recently bought this and peacefullly waking up to Classic FM every morning has been the change my heid needed. Phone in the other room, just me and this fellow relic.

Very excited to get the solid-concrete popcorn bucket for THE BRUTALIST. #filmsky 📽️

Another fucking Superman film but I'll have to watch it because I still can't believe a Troma alumni is steering the big boat.

Setting up the new doorbell and accidentally caught some SMOLDER.

Wee Christmas present for myself.

Shout out to the short-lived Now! mascot - Snorty McCunt.

I ruined my fiancée's beautiful video while we were in Iceland 🔊🔊🔊

Been loving my cowboy propaganda show on Paramount+. Beautiful vistas, delicious melodrama and now: hilarious vanity project.

My 15yo convinced my 11yo to watch The Fly with him. Apparently she loved it so much she wrote a review.

I can't believe that somehow, along the way, we forgot that America is home to the densest population of morons on this planet. And you may be thinking 'that's rich coming from a UK pleb', and you'd be right.

Screamo is my generation's most middle class genre.

Wee man running through the motions during his first trip with Totoro.

I've just found out my 23 year old colleague thought Mick Jagger was called McJagger

Oh my.

Hope everyone has a lovely Halloween, the final nice day before America murders the world.

I'm on a Doaktur Whey podcast!

It's Halloween in the tattoo shoap!