Not a word about intellectual property theft, despite the government's own CHPC committee recommending it be addressed Gov taking the executive-class brainrot stance that AI adoption should be encouraged and funded, with no particular use-case in mind A document by and for starry-eyed suckers

boomer commencement speakers waiting their turn to to praise AI in their speeches

ive never typed an em-dash in my life and i don't know how. instead I just type two hyphens in a row, and until AI starts copying that, I'm safe, suckers

"We typed a blackmail roleplay scenario into our language pattern-matching machine, and due to the existence of literary tropes in its training data, it gave responses that matched the blackmail roleplay scenario."

how many more times is google going to "introduce" gemini on my phone before they figure out i dont want to touch or use it in any way

okay i like the weird Falco now. he's all weird and fucked up in a bird-appropriate way

I'm rooting for the boar

love it when an AI support chatbot gives you the ol' Reverse Pagliacci

[the us president drops an atomic bomb on an orphanage] Heh. You call that "news"? Don't be fooled. I've got an exclusive scoop that the president is ACTUALLY bad in a different, more nuanced way.

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

NEVER LET THE OPPS WIN

Who wore it better?

Myles is the Wuk Lamat of Metroid Prime 4

careful

Metroid Prime 4 is ok so far but they really hamstrung themselves with the overworld it feels obvious it was pitched as something more robust, and gradually compromised down to a completely empty desert hub. I can't imagine they began development on the overworld with this final result in mind

they're calling it the most yonic Metroid game of all time

caught Wake Up Dead Man yesterday. It was decent! I think with Knives Out, Rian Johnson set an extraordinarily high bar for himself that's incredibly hard to meet again, but I respect and enjoy watching him keep at it

This is why announcing the game of the year nominees in early November is stupid

there's a bunch of weirdos outside exiting an Alberta separatist rally and they're draped in these dumbass "Alberta Republic" flags but I wasn't interested in taking identifiable photos of randos in the street, so instead here's Gravy:

kash patel asked someone to wtite anti-ICE messages on the bullets, and got the kind of extremely literal results you'd expect from a bumbling grocery store cake decorator

finally sat down and put Ol' Judgy to bed

confession: i haven't progressed much in Silksong since I got to Last Judge, who is kind of a pain and I haven't made myself sit down and grind out the fight yet

today i saw a cop car use its sirens to bully another car in front of it into driving through an intersection on a red light, so that the cop car could make a right turn without waiting. switched the siren back off right after weeooo weeooo hambulance coming through

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

BOOOOO i disagree with this situation!!

FITNESS APP: You're brimming with energy! This should be a great day for some physical activity! ME: Ok [works out] APP: What the fuck did you do. You died. Your vital signs dropped to zero. Your watch has alerted the local authourities for a wellness check. Try to rest and recharge at the morgue!

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When your therapy appointment gets cancelled but you're fine with it because you booked back when you were in a bigger crisis that has since abated and now you don't really know what you would want to talk about

I can't believe you've done this

Critiquing the intricate storyline of DK Bananza: Pauline is a rock for like one level before being revealed as a human. What was the point of the rock stage of her lifecycle? She should either have been a rock for longer, or not at all. What is even going on in that writer's room smh

"actor does great job playing Doctor Who but is let down by the writing" remains the basic evergreen take the show. you can take it for granted, it's just kinda part of the gig

parallels

Live Pierre Poilievre Reaction

I've watched enough TV that after last week's Severance cliffhanger, I was bracing for this week's ep to shift gears to something totally different instead, and YUUUP banger ending scene, though

WORST BUTTON SHAPE/LOCATION, WHY DIDN'T THEY FIX IT

[plays 1 card at u]

there is no heterosexual explanation for this

biscuits often brings toys to my bed that he wants to play with tonight: an empty vegetable broth carton

in case someone needs to hear this: the main, uniquely numbered final fantasy entries are all new stories with new characters that you do not need knowledge from previous entries to play. you can just play whichever one looks the coolest to you.

I gotta remind myself to actually log on to this website instead of the other one

the cuddlers have logged on

now that's what i call r/twosentencehorror

attempting to boost my own self-esteem and tackle body dysmorphia by reminding myself that I am approximately the same height and weight as beloved video game thirst-trap Karlach Baldursgate

i attempted to add my bluesky url to my twitter profile, and the app threw what i can only describe as a tantrum, opening and closing a side-tab repeatedly like a slamming door until it finally tuckered itself out

im here