This is today. Does he think Oregon smoke is contained within its borders?

Was gonna make a big salad last night with all the possibly parasitic veg but instead put a serious dent in homemade banana cake with butter cream cheese frosting. The sacrifices I make!

Every photo of Louis Pasteur looks like he's had enough of your bullshit, and I can't blame him.

To paraphrase the late great Bette Davis: “you should never speak ill of the dead, only good…good, he’s dead

The Great American State Fair makes no sense. Where’s the quilting, baking, and floral competitions? The 4H kids showing their farm animals? The scones? No rides either, unless you count the ride he’s taken us on.

Tonight’s rain in the high desert when the fire level is listed as “explosive” is the most excited I’ve been in a while. When I lived west over the mountains, I took rain for granted. Not anymore.

Happy Caturday to this rabbit in cat’s clothing, ya big doof

Just saw the commercial for wrestling on the White House lawn. Was torn between sobs and punching a wall. Fuck that carbuncle on the ass of America and Fuck you Paramount+

To my Pride folks. You are loved. There ain't no other you. You are so fierce you got these wockaflockas shook and whatnot. Go on with yo' bad selves.

Where do apply for my cut of the slush fund? Because I’ve been a victim of Lawfare since 2016.

I guess Trump could bring in Miranda Lambert to sing “Gunpowder and Lead”. The gun culture boys & girls would lap it up. Problem: the song’s about domestic abuse.

Damn straight I’ve been drinking beer all afternoon at Sunriver Brewing Co. and I feel good but also angry and how ‘bout we burn this motherfucker down and take it all back. Also fyi the fries are good at Sunriver Brewing co.

Can’t wait for the national spelling bee this coming week! Before I went back to work, I watched every year. So much drama! Anxiety! Competitiveness! Heartbreak! The world sucks but the Bee carries on and I’m there for it!

Happy Caturday you inglorious bastard

I can’t ever think of a time when I said (who ever) likes me. Pathetic fucking thin skinned dumbshit. And yes I do know there’s a B in the word dumb

Todd Blanche said “anybody” can submit a claim if they believe they were subjected to “lawfare”. Haven’t we all been subjected to lawfare since PoS came down his Temu gold escalator? I urge everyone to apply. I’m dead serious.

Isn’t it sad that an assassination attempt is like “ho hum who cares” or is it just me.

Wondering if Hegseth thinks the flu is just fever and throwing up for a couple days. It sure seems he has no idea how devastating it can be. Thousands die each year in this country alone. Otherwise, why would there be a vaccination. So sick of the stupid

For gawd sakes Vance, leave the Pope alone, you ignorant prick

For one day, just ONE effing day, can he just STFU and do his job? For gawd sakes man, just give us ONE day.

He’s gonna claim the election was rigged and HE is the new Prime Minister of Hungary, isn’t he

I don’t know if I should call my kids and tell them I love them forever or just continue to sit here bawling my eyes out

Happy Caturday, you handsome monster

maga will especially flip out if we have to ration like we did in Oregon in the 70’s. Even/odd days, based on license plates. No gas on Sundays. This could push maga over the edge because “it’s my Trump Jesus right to have gas”

Ok what if they gave a bazillion dollar ballroom and nobody came out of fear of collapse because, ya know, cutting corners

What if the gave a World Cup and nobody came?

Spotted in Seattle's Fremont neighborhood

Nellie loves to come to my house with her emotional support slipper and yes my fake Christmas tree is still up

We’re not in the “No Kings” era anymore. My sign might read “They Want To Kill Us All”.

I was taken to Portland Adventist after collapsing at the airport. Thank you, kind healthcare people. But I’ve had crushing dread since my release 3 weeks ago. It’s different from current hate/rage. Has anyone else had major dread after leaving hospital?

My Bluesky experience has been delightfully better since I started following knitters, crocheters, repurposers, and British people.

So it begins, I guess, the stories I hear about doctors making light of or dismissing altogether symptoms (me passing out in the TSA line) because I’m nearly 70 and surely it was all in my head, even though I was carted off to Portland Adventist, where I spent 2 days. And this Dr was a woman. 😡

Who decided throwing balls at this guy was a good idea? This is NOT funny or celebratory. It unnecessarily startled him, surely you saw that. The nice, humane thing to do was just LET HIM GO HOME

It’s absolutely infuriating that my commercial viewing pleasure is interrupted by stupid football

This brat is taking a moment to enjoy Christmas magic, right before he tears off all the tree ribbon for the 100th time

Holy crap people, if you have a weak stomach Do Not watch the Diddy documentary. Baby oil shall never darken my door again.

Totally not hating Elf on the Shelf, wave your Christmas freak flag! For me, they’re #2 behind #1 clowns. So last night I dreamed a beautiful horse was in my kitchen, wearing an Elf on the Shelf as a tiny hat. wtf

Voters want a Democratic Party that fights back against the forces that have rigged the system and made their lives more difficult. A party that comforts the afflicted and afflicts the comfortable —not a party that buckles and capitulates. When will party leadership learn this lesson?

Listen Kaine, Hassan, King, Cortez-Masto, Durbin, Shaheen, Rosen, and Fetterman. You're NOT gonna take away my 2025 election joy. We voted in that election for folks to FIGHT for us. That doesn't include YOU. YOU are what we voted AGAINST last Tuesday. So I'm gonna hang on to that.

I just called my local food bank to inquire if pet food is an acceptable donation. The nice lady exclaimed Yes!! SNAP can’t be used for pets, but if we also donate that in addition to food, then it’s that much more $$ to spend on a family’s groceries. I’m delivering for dogs/cats on Monday.

🔥 @agiftfromtodd.bsky.social : "Y’all get it now?? Do you understand what’s possible? I don't wanna hear no more 'my vote doesn't matter. Nothing ever changes.' Look what happens when you participate. We win everything. There are more of us… for the rest of your damn life, you gotta vote.”

Really? You're gonna make me do this one? Thou Shalt Not Starve Your Own People. There you go.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Poverty is the parent of revolution - Aristotle Pic of the day #photography

This is desperation born of lack of food: Audrey Hepburn and so many others ate tulip bulbs during the Dutch Famine in WW2. The Republicans would be fine with it. “Let them eat bulbs”.

I don't resent poor people who use food stamps to buy another soft drink. I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.

Ever wonder what happened to this kid?