Had crazy Benadryl dreams last night about being with my friend at a sex club and then me hanging out and spending time with my ex from grad school I’m soooo scared

wondering for a friend how to stop binge eating for a friend of course my friend is rly feeling bad about themself but its a friend

I’m glad my boys have soft and warm places for them to rest after terrorizing me all morning while I was trying to work ❤️

Unreal her family took her channel down!!!

I am become Christmas destroyer of worlds

REELING because my go-to ‘calm me down’ YouTuber died ………

Nothing like screwing up a task at work that at the beginning a coworker says ‘this is why we were so excited for you to join us!’ 🫠

Gays who just post about them being in Disney…….. ok…..

It is raining, I’m playing red dead redemption 2 with a heated blanket on while my cats purr on my lap and I’m drinking my 3rd cup of coffee today……very good

Told me he wishes that I was with him on his international trip :’) oskdjdbqodofj

How do you guys get that Santa hat on your cute lil prof pics

Not going out tonight with the gays and theys because my back hurts

It makes me sad when I go through my list of people who I typically call to yap on the phone with and none of them pick up, it leaves me yap-less:/

Had a dream that my mom found my Bluesky acct not that there’s anything scary or salacious that I’ve ever posted but the terror was real

Sent a gay thanksgiving copy pasta to a couple of straight people and they were not pleased! My job is done <3

Tmrw am dropping off cute boy who I gave a flower to at airport and he wants to take me to lunch beforehand to have some food from his cultural background 😭 I cry

Don’t get me wrong, I love collecting Pokémon cards and want to buy them, but when there are four grown ass and gross ass, looking men standing outside of a vending machine, waiting for it to be refilled, it makes me seriously most of my choice choices in life

Thinking about a breakfast quiche

The way that I got myself ready to go to the gym, stayed there for about five minutes, and then went to get Chick-fil-A….

Good morning bloomfs

If tmrw I wish yall good morning who will write me back

SIL’s mom not excited about bad bunny for Super Bowl bc ‘I won’t understand anything he says’ but like u can still shake ur bussy to it

Why did 4-shot espresso vanilla latte make me want to go to sleep? Also they should require insurance to pay to fix horse gums for ppl

Sister in law made amazing sugar free rice krispy treats so u kno im hanging around them

2 beers some wine and a thc gummy later….

Maybe gonna take an edible before having to watch f**tball with my family

What the hell even is the elliptical

Why the FUCK is every car’s headlights nearly blinding I just don’t fucking understand? Let’s blind everyone while driving at night?

Bath and body works is trying to kill me

I hope he’s doing well and thriving

My manager commented how my gif game is great on slack, little does she know that I pale in comparison to some of you 🚬 s

A woman shouldn’t have to be hit by a car to learn she might have rabies

He rly liked and appreciated it 😭

Chat is it gay to give this guy one singular peach colored rose after dating for three months

WE FRENCH KISSED ON A SUBWAY TRAIN HE TORE MY CLOTHES RIGHT OFF… HE ATE MY HEART AND THEN HE ATE MY BRAIN!!!!!!

I wanna ~just dance~ but he took me home instead! Uh oh! There’s a monster in my bed….

So we’re just ok with the fact that they scrubbed trump from the Epstein files now?

Back on grindr to look for the guy who said he could ask his landlord about a townhome for me, but idk if he will now bc I wouldn’t sleep with him months ago :/

Ok so I maybe got kind of cuffed this past weekend and why did he ask me what I thought about having kids and I internally smiled while externally panicked

There’s just not a better feeling than this with my little man :’)

feeling lots of existential dread!!!! why is everything the way that it is!!!

What kind of music do tops listen to

Current POV

My county :)

The cute feeling of seeing friends from grad school together for a friends wedding that I didn’t even know was happening 💕

Hello, I’m Kelly Mantle

LOL I FORGOT SHE HAS TO PAY $360,000 FOR BEING A HOMOPHOBIC BITCH

🚦 THIS IS A CHECKPOINT 🚦 Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye

And the cycle continues because now we are going out to get a drink later tonight 🤡

How do u ever trust that a man tells you the truth…..