Chappell Roan Makes Amends By Kidnapping 11-Year-Old Fan https://theonion.com/chappell-roan-makes-amends-by-kidnapping-11-year-old-fan/

🦋💚🕯manifesting 20th anniversary edition of debut🕯💚🦋

The Raid. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

I finally tested my purple paper and I love it! ☺️💜 #TraditionalArt #MixedMedia

6 years after she was killed, the system is still trying to deny Breonna Taylor justice. We need national outcry to hold federal prosecutors accountable.

it’s beautiful

Episode from 2007, they just pulled up a victim's MySpace page😂 📺 #Bones

Question...? and WCS, the masterpieces that you are, and both so underrated!

Question...? is back on top of my Midnights ranking🤭 what a great album #TheDazzlingEras #MidnightsWeekTDE

He FINALLY responded almost 24 hours later and only because he wanted my netflix password😂

My biggest takeaway from today is that men are unfit to lead

Seriously, take Chavez name off everything, EVERYTHING.

And I thank everyone who did attend The Tour for their wonderful, live, grainy streams! They made me feel a part of it all!

How dare my brother not answer my text message

the eras tour brought me all you guys and i’ll forever be grateful for that <3

Shoutout to the other swifties who only got to attend the Eras Tour via grainy live streams

"...the actor’s grandmother, mother, and sister were all members of the New York City Ballet." Guaranteed this manchild grew up jealous of the women in his family getting more attention than him. That's why he's all resentful. He can dish it out but he can't take it, typical egotistical male.

They should put "I voted" stickers in with the mail ballots because it's not fair that I don't get one

Stressed out cinnamon twists here🙋‍♀️

This can't be the same brain that knew all the channel numbers

Just got home from the eye doc and picking out new glasses, and I already have regrets over my choice🫣 the lady was like, "are you SURE you want these👀" and now that's haunting me

deep below hollywood, in a subterranean lab, work has already begun on michaels c.-g. jordan, the first two models having proved so successful

and the oscar goes to…LUCKY #Oscars

No one can crack me up like Josh Groban when he shows up somewhere randomly😂😂🤣 #oscars

you dug me out of my grave and saved my heart from the fate of ooopheeLIIAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAaaAaaaaa

And aren't pies really just calzones?🧐😂

Bluesky, don't let me forget about the Oscars tonight

Kids. They’re not that great.

the very first night the song that you are

I know I should get out of bed now, but what's even the point really

I can't believe Millin let herself get thrown under the bus like that. I knew it was coming. Idk why she sat there and took the blame when she had witnesses. There were nurses in the OR who could back her up!! 📺 #GreysAnatomy

Ah yes, that classic Care Bears song: Good Luck, Babe by Chappell Roan Why do they do these weird themes that make absolutely no sense😂 📺 #TheMaskedSinger

“Everyone’s jealous of what you’ve got. No one’s jealous of what you had to do to get it.” ~ Taylor Swift pen & ink

Phoebe should have ended up with David!! I will die on this hill!! 📺 #Friends

champagne problems is very important to our swiftie culture but especially this moment in particular 🍾🥂🫧

singing “fuck the patriarchy” at the top of my lungs isn’t enough, i need to punch a man in the face

the life of a showgirl is a 10/10 album.

ACAB!!!!!!!!!!!! I fucking hate cops so fucking much. Murderers.

im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality

I'm late but here's my ranking🤎 I've fallen so in love with this album the last couple years, it worked its way up to my top five. #TheDazzlingEras #evermoreWeekTDE

Not me always sticking up for Katherine Heigl only to see her hanging out at War A Lago. Lmaoo I'm sorry for doubting you, Shonda.

helena by my chemical romance

Ryan from The OC going hard on how crypto is a scam is the wildest silver lining in this timeline

Please no tornadoes🤞

Omg look at this little thousand word songfic I wrote back in 2007😂 I was 17 and deeply obsessed with Supernatural, which was on its second season at the time. The only fanfiction I've ever written. I can't believe I was actually able to find it after just randomly thinking about it.

✨TAYLOR SWIFT | THE ERAS TOUR✨ ✨ERAS BRACKET BATTLE✨ Round 4 Winner: folkmore Round 5 battle is: Speak Now (Ver 2) 🐉💜 vs folklore (Ver 2) 🪩🩶 🫶🏻 Vote in the comments 🫶🏻 Check the comments for info #TaylorSwift #TaylorSwiftBracketBattle #TSBB #TSBracketBattle #TheErasTour #TSTheErasTour

Skyline cleanse🥹

Make it stop😩

I can't believe they took the most boring actor of the most boring character from Grey's Anatomy and gave him his own show

reply with a gif of a powerful woman.