Never mind the fact that TBL has more Canadian players than American, I think there’s more non-USA+CAN than USA too, lmao

Swayman was well on his way to stealing the game and possibly the series, but BOS is melting down and now the vibes are too much for them to handle

Logan Stanley is going to score the first playoff goal for Buffalo. Bet on it

Are broadcasters trying to blind me watching sports, what the hell is TNT doing with their white balance

It’s really funny to me that Palantir goes completely mask off on it’s aspirations for techno-feudalism at the same time as Carney releasing a 10-minute pre-recorded address where he calls out that the close ties to USA “have become our weaknesses; weaknesses that we must correct.”

A quick, casual reminder to everyone that Carney/Canada signed an agreement with Cohere in Aug 2025 "to build out Canada’s commercial capabilities in using and exporting AI" - Cohere has Palantir as one of its partners, and has many of its models already in use by them

Palantir put out a 22-point summary of their CEO's book The Technological Republic. It's pitched as a defence of the West, but if you read it through the VDA framework, verification, deliberation, accountability, what it's actually doing looks rather different. twitter-thread.com/t/2045574398...

⚠️ Palantir released what it describes as a vision for “The Technological Republic” in which it argues AGAINST democratic and cultural pluralism and FOR militaristic supremacy enforced by a technocratic elite who produce AI weaponry. These points stand out:

Extremely normal and fine for a company to put this in a public statement

Every day I encounter afresh how unnecessary most human suffering is, how much can be prevented by basic decency and baseline competence. And encounter afresh how much worse even the worst of this is made by the daily emotional terrorism of a supremacist leader and his morally vacant enablers.

Some of these upcoming contracts are going to look so rough until you realize the cap is going from $95.5m to a forecasted $104m and then $113.5m the next two seasons

i would pay 2x my subscription price if every time Garry Galley was doing colour commentary, all I heard was the Adults In Charlie Brown Voice

The puck was never in the webbing of his globe, it hit the inner pad and stopped its momentum and Andersen caught it again after. Listening to Garry Galley is agonizing lol

liberals have become much more agressive, pushing for sweeping reforms & 'nuremberg 2.0' my latest for @prospectmagazine.co.uk www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/world/united...

Go the Carolina Nikolaj Ehlers’s

The owner of MSG and the Knicks compiled this kind of second-by-second surveillance of a trans woman while they were in the arena. They're doing this at all venues owned by James Dolan of perceived enemies. Crazy, crazy shit. www.wired.com/story/madiso...

This is what happens at concentration camps

So, how many picks, prospects, and players do the Florida Panthers offer for MAGAbuyck?

Look folks, players and staff can say whatever they want, and they can say they talked to external people to help identify issues: it’s meaningless without concrete internal action. TNSE has a lot of good people (not all) with good intentions I’d have a beer with - but that doesn’t win you a Cup.

Out of the top 20 lines by GF/60, minimum 250min together: >4 are below 60% GF%, only 1 below 55% >4 above 500min together, only 1 600min >Only 1 above 3 GA/60 Lol, lmao

I won't miss the 8:30 / 9:00 PM local start times, though

I’ll save you all the hassle: no one significant from Jets management is getting fired, unless they choose to retire - and even then, they’ll be replaced in-house. So, WPG’s hopes are that a 33-year-old Scheifele and a similarly aged Hellebuyck don’t (continue to) regress. Don’t worry about it!

Second worst season in a self-described Stanley Cup contending window? “Don’t worry about it!”

Heinola in the penalty box as the season ends

Also I absolutely love listening to Dustin Nielson call a game with his infectious energy, great emergency call up. Hope all is well with Dan Robertson and his family.

At least fans get to enjoy the Celebrini show, jesus christ dude

The young players are too sloppy, the press boxers are too rusty, and the vets want to go golfing. Fitting end to the season

Why not have MAGAbuyck play the third period and make him come out of hiding in the locker room after his last two disastrous performances

Wow, can't believe calling up... *checks notes* Tommy Tuberville didn't help with getting a work visa for him

One last time, my sweet prince

JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible

Sharks fall to the Blackhawks in regulation. Sets up a battle for the 7th & 8th seed in the draft lottery tomorrow night. Jets win (regulation) 8th Any other result 7th *6th still mathematically possible with a regulation loss and 2 Kraken wins*

faux liberalism (ezra klein) vs actual liberalism (mill)

Any mention about not having city workers needlessly drive into downtown to sit in an overcrowded office to be on virtual calls and meetings all day? No? Ah, well, alas.

Don’t worry about it, Jets fans

This isn't just weird people on Twitter this is like, most of American conservatism. Their main ideology is that they hate liberals and want to make them sad.

Peak time for the OG hockey bloggers community to pitch their “Sham Sharron” LLM model

Bones coached two years of Winnipeg Jets hockey yet somehow it was the Blue Jackets that broke him in less than three months. Dude’s about to angry cry, jesus

I really don’t anticipate the Jets forwards to play with any sort of connectedness - on a B2B, after being eliminated, with players that haven’t seen the ice in a while, deployed with different roles/expectations - but they can do better than throwing the puck up the ice as their exits and entries

Quickly highlighting where the Jets “elite” (blue) and “support” (red) cores will be in their age curves on Jan 1, 2027 (Hellebuyck will also be 33.6-years-old)

Maybe I “dunk” on Scheifele a little too much, because 100pts is indeed an achievement. …but according to HockeyStats.com, this isn’t his best season by GAR/60. That was 2022-23. And his EVO GAR/60 was roughly in line with all his seasons since 2021-22. This season was still bot 5 in EVD GAR/60.

I had about 5 minutes of enjoying the Olympics before the players that tell me they’re “just athletes” forced their politics (read: values) on me. And then they got to go back under the veil of sports without really being held accountable for who they choose to stand beside.

Sure, but most of this didn’t happen until the end of the season or until injuries forced the coaches hands. And even then, they’re mostly plugged to play defined roles in systems, not really to their strengths. Was that really “fun” or just a reprieve from watching lethargic, aging vets?

Honest question: was there any point during the season - hell, even during the off- and pre-season - where fans felt good or had fun cheering for the Jets? Maybe those who grew up watching Toews enjoyed the storyline there, I guess. Or the random Stanley goals? Overall I just feel meh.

Hellebuyck really needs Jesu- sorry, I mean a doctor, to recover from this disastrous season.

Scheifele picks up a secondary assist to get to 100 and then VGK immediately embarrasses the Jets and MAGAbuyck shortly thereafter. I hope he dedicates that puck to Adam Oates.

Only 8 minutes at 5v5 that 2nd period. 15-20 minutes of hockey left before Jets season is officially over.

Kevin Sawyer “try not to make an pathetic excuse for Jets underperforming” challenge. I’m sure the Kings winning on Saturday before the Jets home game made them give up a touchdown