Just hung out w a childhood friend's parents who are diehard Bruins fans and I had to physically restrain myself from gushing about the Habs but I kept saying things like "well the city was so energized" "it's so hard to avoid" "I would die for Jakub Dobeš" that I think rly gave the game away

I sincerely hope that the Las Vegas Golden Knights and their “Free Alberta“ rapist goaltender get their asses kicked by the Carolina Hurricanes.

Respectfully, as a Habs fan I would rather die than support the Knights.

Huge self-own: just fell asleep reading my own writing :(

Once Again I Am Not Allowed To Watch The Habs Game Tonight Lest I Die

Giving Emerald Fennel's attempt to get me to believe that Mr Linton wasn't hot in Wuthering Heights even though he was portrayed by undisputed baddie Shazad Latif.

Crazy that the guy next to me watching the Habs game at the bar last night was convinced I was from Montréal cuz I'm pretty sure the only French I spoke all night was "liberté, égalité, Texier"

Lane Hutson gives Gavin Darklighter and I will also not elaborate further on my second Rogue Squadron x Habs thought

they’re champs, marcus

The broadcast: Please rise and welcome to the rink the Walter Cup Me and my roommate: HI WALTER

Montreal police using chemical weapons on celebrating fans post game downtown tonight is a disgrace. ACAB always.

"habs keep getting dominated in game 7s and winning" sounds like they're just built different :/

Somehow, grogu returned

I can't stop thinking about what it must be like to score your career first playoff goal but the game you did that just happened to be a game six 8-3 loss at home where you coulda closed the series.

It would be cool to see a Star Wars project that's a series of in-universe nature documentaries. While I am a vocal Filoni detractor the man sure can get people to animate a cool animal

Schefter: In addition to Frankie, Pittsburgh is sending two more primates to be named later to complete the deal. This helps both zoos fill spaces in their roster and will give Boston some depth off the bench

Martin St Louis gives Wedge Antilles and no I will not elaborate and nor will I die on this hill

Man I don't live in Worcester and I never have but god do I love this newsletter

Time to go people watch by the Bell centerrr wheeee

The stupid thing about this is that I started caring about the Habs *checks non-existent watch* less than a week ago? I am doing this to myself on purpose

Ok yeah listening to hockey games on the radio is so fun I love knowing how the game is going just by whether or not the stadium is booing or cheering

Can confirm this was my determination. Skyline dip not mid. Skyline dip good.

I <3 the guy I talked to at the CRA today he said he was so glad I called (I hadn't updated my address in 2 years)

I feel like Kramer would get really into prediction markets

I watch Seinfeld to fall asleep and I find it really funny that Martin St-Louis and I have that in common (no I do not know anything else about this man except that he currently coaches the Habs)

I have successfully separated the art from the artist. I am an artist, and I never make any art.

I will never get over JSTOR adding a fuckin "AI research tool" fuck all the way off

And now I know why Kucherov is trending. I should not know why Kucherov is trending. But now I have opinions about Kucherov?

Listen, I grew up in Boston so it would disappoint people if I became a Habs fan but I cannot sleep because game 4 of the playoffs was so interesting