Why Twitter gotta be down when NFL free agency starts 😭

Dolphins answer at DT right here

Y’all still on here? 👀

🐬 X 👑 DOUBLE GAME DAY

I’m here 👀

Why do ypipo in an office setting love announcing that they’re sick then proceed to hover around you?

Kings getting healthy and Dot drops the same day we play? W confirmed

Running on two hours of sleep since 1am yesterday… Three more hours to survive then I’m hibernating 😤

Came into work earlier to be able to leave earlier for an interview elsewhere at noon, Don Toliver concert tonight, and back to work at 2am tomorrow. Let’s do this.

Everyone running around frantically kissing ass because a higher up is in town. Then there’s me with an hour til freedom: 🥱

🥸☕️

It’s a beautiful day to #LightTheBeam

We up

Atleast we don’t have to hear the misuse of “woke” as much now that the election is over 🫠

Why do people insist on telling me their every thought they’ve thunk in life when I got headphones in

Me in two hours when I clock out for the weekend and let my demon take over

Psssst, it’s Dragonball Daima day

Come home 🦋

🗣️FUCK DONALD TRUMP🗣️

Ain’t nun worse than coworkers that force you to watch Tik Toks you didn’t ask to see

Amen brother

The lack of Aubrey’s Angels on here is a blessing too tbh

Unseasoned slop to be exact!

Period, basura!

don’t let them silence u.

*whispers I agree but my fatass just had them for dinner so I can’t say shit* The Mac n Cheese God tier though

While I’m at it…. Cookout >>>> In-N-Out

Since we’re being honest on here, Chipotle is ass.

Bluesky is awesome. It’s Twitter — but Nazi-free..

The best part about this app is that I see genuine ppl just posting their random thoughts and opinions. Like I really hope we don’t get to a point where the discover page is bot driven/ engagement farming. I love all of your beautiful thoughts and exchanges.

Once we get Shams and post notification settings it’s over for NBA Twitter

You mean to tell me there are TWO apps where I can bully bills fans now? Say less.

Facts, keep that goofy energy away from here

I need my favorite music account to hurry on over here 🥲

The amount of fellow black gamer, anime, and music nerds on here 🤌🏾 #AddToBlackSky

Ayooooo 😭😭😭

Communities > Clout Chasers

All of my favorite hooligans made the jump

I can't lie, I kind F with having just a handful of followers again. It's helping that community feel that Twitter used to have for me. Most of all, I'm excited to see live posts during games on here. That was always the best part of Twitter, but like all good things about the old app, POOF! Gone.

All my homies hate Elon musk

It’s a beautiful day to get off early

OG Linkin Park x New Linkin Park mashups? Yes please

Same, but we move