Just wait till Spencer Jones drops a fifty piece

HE SHOT THE ARROW

Ah yes. There it is. The inevitable streak of stupid.

Only people who have Jamal Murray as their point guard can like this post.

Operation: “Make Jokic beat you at the three point line“ worked flawlessly tonight.

The Nuggets are broken

Don’t worry, the Nuggets asked Santa for some defense this year

There’s a ‘Spencer Jones coming out party on pride night’ joke to be made but it will not be by me.

Jokic/AG/Braun have a 109.9 defensive rating, which would be 2nd best team rating in the league. Jokic without them: 127 def rtg. The offense is smoldering. We just need to find a way to make the defense not atrocious until these guys get back.

I have exactly 20 minutes to kill so I will hate watch MIN-OKC. It’ll help remind me what I’m grateful for tomorrow.

I don’t know the metric Kalshi uses but this feels right. All the Nuggets’ losses this year have been winnable in clutch opportunities. They’ve been strangely shaky in them all season. Injuries and chemistry, most likely. But something to watch.

Jamal was exquisite tonight

Jamal/BB/Cam/Zeke/Val bench unit is doing numbers right now

Nineteen shots for Peyton Watson through three quarters is high comedy

Prince of Heaves

Nuggets in another dogfight with a trash team 😫

Piano man for three 🎶

This is a bad basketball experience

Nuggets looking like they mainlined some caffeine tabs before this game: energy is up, ability to put the ball in the hoop is way down.

It’s DaRon Holmes time. Spencer should keep getting some time to see if he can do anything offensively. Zeke is probably not going to get the necessary time to find a rhythm. You need someone to eat minutes and Holmes has to start seeing real action. Play the rookie.

By my count, he’s had four hamstring injuries since end of last season. One in the OKC series, one to both legs early in this season (“bi-lateral hamstring management”), and the latest one against Houston. Seems bad.

Deeply unserious effort from the Nuggets tonight. Sleepwalked defensively and planned on picking it up near the end. They gambled that the Kings would not get hot late. Played a very stupid game and won an equally stupid prize.

Wake up babe a new worst loss of the season just dropped

Nuggets have played so lazily on defense that they are now in actual danger of losing to 3-13 Kings missing their best player. (They won’t, but it’s still absurd)

Cam is learning how to play with Jokic

Nuggets defending the paint tonight like their shoes are made of lead

He’s actually been quite bad today

🤠

Third time the Nuggets are not taking the Kings seriously even a little

I feel like it’s only a matter of time before Spencer gets full roster deal

If the Western Conference adds two new teams (Seattle and Vegas), which two teams should move to the little brother conference?

Only saw the fourth quarter but holy shit what a game

I am such a good partner that after subjecting my fiancée to approximately 500 Nuggets games, I will skip one (1) game tonight so we can go see Wicked.

My hottest Zeke take is that this wasn’t THAT crazy of a deal to do for a player who routinely showed promise. Sometimes those guys get a lot better, sometimes they plateau. For many reasons, Zeke has regressed. (He can still defend well, imo)

Good news, everyone. Zeke Nnaji’s cap hit goes down $700k next year to only $7.4m

Cam is starting to see the matrix

Peyton Watson’s new agent watching this game

Death, taxes and Trey Murphy III murdering the nuggets

After one quarter, the Nuggets are losing to the New Orleans Pelicans.

Nikola Jokic is the only guy in the entire world that can win back to back player of the week awards and also, like, be in kind of a little slump.

Watson attacks the rim like he’s in a swarm of angry bees

Bulls were good tonight. Nuggets played like a fresh plate of ass for long stretches. Still almost got it. We ball.

is wham bam thank you cam a thing?

Jamal said fuck this shit

The ol’ three-on-one-fast-break-two-offensive-rebound empty possession routine

This whistle is from the upside down

What was that Buffalo Wild Wings commercial jingle that played 10,000 times during NBA games? Somehow Anta Claus is even more annoying

Cam, hit the showers bro

Black skylines

Best week of Colorado sports in a long time