So like, nobody was going to tell me about the evolutionary biology anime with the transgender angel and the black haired megane huh, y'all were just going to keep that a secret from me huh

Oh it got snowed outside

ack mate if only i was fluent in mandarin then i would fly back to The Motherland and become a panda zookeeper

but i also gotta show off what i've been doing with the new items too,,, this update was so cuuute

i really need to get rid of some of these fits in my folder

never in my whole entire life would i ever have had on my bingo card duff ace of cakes saying the word 'micturation'

Anyone else been awake for hours just watching baby panda videos

Cause I've got one hand in my pocket And the other one is hailin' a taxi cab And the third one is flipping off the mad scientist for what he just did to me

youtube doctor: and this is why we need to be careful using AI for health advice me: yes youtube doctor: so anyways here's the standing desk i recommend- me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FIYEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Any reason why sore throat?

H8 seeing a student in a staff parking spot. Like. That's for Me. I earned that by making it through my Big Boy degrees. You're not there yet.

columbo adhd i feel seen

love playing my music on shuffle. u can go from manic pixie e-pop yuele immediately into poseidon getting Obliterated

quick orson painting study because the idea of him having a band was put into my brain #art / #dnd / #strixhaven

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

havent posted fits in a hot sec

frustration tolerance is beginning to be a lost skill in nearly every aspect of society. some of ya'll cant even sit in traffic without zooming down the breakdown lane and running red lights.

Why is it the TUNDRA in this nursing station this morning

In a thrilling update to the my car breaking down saga, a school bus just ran me into the curb and I popped a tire 🥹

I would never develop an opioid addiction bc I can't even remember to take ibuprofen for my twisted ankle

Honestly brilliant idea. Ur gonna need it

another strix portrait, this time for @st-stelluna.bsky.social <3 i've now done at least one portrait for every campus! #art / #dnd / #strixhaven / #comm

literally never once dreamed of the instability of couch-surfing. townhouse is fine. i'm a cop-out and im ok with that.

u know what I'm ok with this

Either way, people Will Die

Mira Mira on the wall 🪞A pose study that turned into #KPOPDEMOMHUNTERS fanart #kpdh

Morphine 2.0 The Sequel

Dean winchester where's my brother where's my angel fit

"And he's gay as well"

Hey guys you'll NEVER guess what just happened 😜😜😜 (I fell)

Let's be real, if eurydice was in front this never would have happened

the hbo for 2.99/mo for a year deal looking pretty tasty rn..............................................................................................

Dress for the job you want (Bog Witch) not the job you have (Regular Witch)

A Sassy child who paints things is in Expedition 33. Welcome back Final Fantasy 6.

It's always Thanksgiving and never You'rewelcomegiving. Very rude.

Hi, rat here. Has anybody invented an infinite dopamine button?

working on thanksgiving (tutoring lesson)

It is goku

Tutant meenage neetle teetles

Not the labubus.......

Kpop demon hunters at the parade we did it folks

but like for real tho

ABC: Always Be Chanting

so like...................