You need to be Mexicomaxing on the Sea of Cortez

We have to beat Turkey so we can stay in this long enough to lose to Mexico

❌Fight ❌Flight ✅Weight lifting and building creative furniture

Every industry now

I’m so tired of dysfunctional economics

Getting involved in online discourse during the summer? Go outside and throw a water balloon at your friends. Maybe grill something this evening. Have a popsicle. It’ll make you happier. This isn’t about air-conditioning or staying cool. It’s about not being miserable on the Internet.

My incredibly cheap state-subsidized healthcare plan in Arizona provides way more actual access to healthcare than the expensive employer provided plans I had in California.

I would love to know who made this

This is stupid. This isn’t far left vs center. It’s people who care about solving problems vs people who have become complacent. People will support candidates who seem authentic and understanding, and the republicans are going to call democrats radical either way.

The reflecting pool is following the extremely predictable pattern of every new aquarium. Nobody in the trump administration has ever had an aquarium.

It’s pretty wild to see this much freaking out from establishment democrats over the extremely predictable results of the New York primary election. I can’t relate to that level of delusion

There is a reason that massive public infrastructure is made of stone and concrete, and not usually painted with thin layers of epoxy

Every time someone tries to sell me some scientific B2B service on LinkedIn, I turn it around and pitch them on consulting services. So far it’s been a pretty successful way to get them to stop sending me messages

Should I let him have the Gatorade?

Saying “this guy you think is good actually sucks, and everyone who lives here thinks he sucks, and no I won’t be telling you why” seems like sore loser behavior

Cool

I’ll have one industry please☝️

Should I let him have the Gatorade?

Biologists say that the algae bloom in Trumps’s reflecting pool was caused by hasty construction. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and brings raccoon penises home for “further study” says kids should swim in it to avoid getting autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust

I think that invading Cuba would be a world historic blunder worse than anything trump has done so far

i kid you not: this is essentially the stuff you see on Russian state TV about Ukraine

I really can’t imagine being in anything close to Mitch McConnell‘s condition and not resigning

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Daily bunny no.3358 drifts past a pod

The general vibe in the internet is often too cynical for me

A requisite skill for any Democratic presidential candidate is to be able to naturally deliver a speech in a Black church in the South. Well…

They’re calling it the zoomie stopper

Sunday afternoon activities

We are in the hot zone

Rotator cuffs are the real tournament nexus

I don’t usually follow soccer. Do fans always sing ‘Country Roads’, or is that a word cup thing?

i need to reemphasize that i saw them let a guy go yesterday with a bag of weapons

Had to go to urgent care today (I’m fine) and one of their first questions was if I had injected any peptides purchased online. How often are people ending up needing medical attention from that stuff? It must be becoming a pretty frequent issue

I’ve been more affected by Oliver Tree’s death than I would have expected. I’ve been trying to wrap my head around why. Other than the fact that I liked his music, I think it has to do with how stale and corporatized our culture has become while he represented absolute unencumbered creativity.

Previous presidential jets were colored in sky blue and conveyed light, airy, and refreshing feelings. The aesthetics of an open and free society. Trump pushes the style of gluttony, heavy-handed power, and gilded self-serving grandeur. The aesthetics of corporate excess and greed.

They’re giving the no-bid railroad contracts to Snidely Whiplash

The other day, I realized that all of my favorite T-shirts were made by the same white label manufacturer

Trump messed up the reflecting pool because he knows he wont be safe around still reflective waters

I hope that one day our great nation can bring its brightest minds together and finally develop public fountain technology

I actually think that, while we still need a one, not becoming the vice president is an admirable quality

I certainly have had seven spider eyes for every day of THIS week

Of the Democrats on this list, I am most surprised by Wes Moore. Cory Booker and Jared Polis one the other hand 🤷🏻‍♂️

I was researching some family history and I was able to find the location of my great great grandparent’s citrus farm in the LA area. It’s weird to think how different life must’ve been back then. The location is now entirely industrial warehouses and urban neighborhoods

Night prowler

Become ungovernable

Beating the heat by driving up my local sky island

Roku City's getting redlined