Florida is just sand and porous limestone. When it doesn’t rain it dries out quick.

Virginia has always been a problem

I built a headboard for my bed! With wood and cotton webbing.

Me, texting my family on the east coast

Is this how we decide who’s president now?

POV: I am being forced to get my day started

GN

He's like Really?

Young people who think trump is cool are so sad to me

BTW, Scottsdale is just Boca Raton but in the desert

I took my 1st Waymo tonight. I love the robot cars now

growing up in Florida, this was true. rocks were a thing of the distant north.

Liz Lemon, you should come to the Knicks game with me and this skinny French dude Tommy Chameleon.

Hahaha ok

Yes I did see a dog riding in a motorcycle sidecar today

Happy 15th anniversary to this tweet.

St. Petersburg, Bradenton, Sarasota

Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and Connecticut

I flew on spirit once a long time ago and then never had any reason to repeat that experience

Impossible to understand the Suprme Court's Voting Rights Act case without the context that John Roberts has spent his entire career working to gut the VRA. As a Reagan DOJ staffer, he made the *same arguments* the Court just embraced. He lost then; he won today. ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/john-...

After how many years of occasional use should one replace dyneema hammock straps?

All things are possible through a pocket hole jig

😔 i guess ill get my passport renewed

I saw my first BYD car on the road the other day.

we were right to kill them

I keep telling you people that we live in a time of parables and that the most narcissistic man in history has nothing left to do after finding the limits of the most powerful worldly office but build his mausoleum. And he’s doing exactly that.

Like 90% of these are "no fedposting", "please vote", and "peaceful protests are good, actually" accounts. What an odd list for someone who actually did choose to go and try to metaphorically firebomb the walmart.

Leftover deep dish pizza is a healthy breakfast, right?

so cool how this guy got severe brain damage and it turned him MAGA

One of the brightest auroras I have ever seen…

I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire

Of course the show must go on. Don’t you people know anything about running a circus?

I’m eating a chicken, green chile, and pineapple deep dish pizza. And I’m happy about it!

I’m out and just getting snippets of news and I cannot tell what is going on

None of these are ideal

Huh

Drove past this house today

this doesn't seem great? nypost.com/2026/04/25/u...

Popsicle thief

We should do that

I just saw someone on a motorcycle splitting lanes for the first time since moving out of California and I was reminded how much I hate when people do that

I’m trying to be this level of happy

After years of resisting, I think I’m ready to become an air fryer person

Arizona is wild because people will casually have a 200 year old cactus in their front yard

This is a perfect dog friendship

I don’t know if I’m gonna see the Sinners sequel

Repotting session for my ficus retusa #bonsai