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A Watergate a day keeps the Epstein files at bay ... that's totally the saying right?

George W. Bush signed the bill into law that created ICE but he lacks the moral character to speak out against what it’s doing now. What a horrifically disastrous president he was.

My all time favorite. Nice to see him still getting some love. 🤘

BREAKING: Trump says it would be an honor to accept Lee Greenwood's 1985 Grammy award for Top Male Vocal Performance.

The smoking section at Wendy's was like 10 feet away from the salad bar.

They want you to believe Ashli Babbitt was a hero and Renee Good was a domestic terrorist.

The current U.S. government is chock-full of depraved sociopaths who don't follow a word of the Christianity they claim.

Reminder: All People Had To Do Was Fill In A Little Oval Next To The Smart Black Lady’s Name.

US government killing Americans in broad daylight, kidnapping foreign leaders, threatening allied territories and dictating corporate capital returns. But “invest in America.” 🤡

The United States should not be a “predator force.” We are not brute animals scrabbling in the dirt for sustenance, we are human beings who can stand side by side with friends and allies.

Maduro vs Trump in a dance-off and the loser gets yeeted to the sun.

Presidential portrait material.

Peace Prize headline: @politico.com www.politico.com/news/2026/01...

Hegseth knows at a very deep level that he's not remotely the man that Mark Kelly is and he never will be. And it eats him up.

The US produces >13 mn barrels of oil per day. Venezuela produces <1 million bpd There's a global oil glut i.e. lower prices. That's bad for US producers, who need higher prices to break even. Hard to imagine they're eager to make big new investments in an unstable place w/ decrepit infrastructure

How about white folks on here call on Republicans to do something for once? White folks' virtue signaling at Democrats while absolving Trump's Republican enablers of any agency or responsibility is annoying and something we've seen playing out in Democratic politics cycle after cycle.

It took less than 72 hours for this DayGlo Orange Motherfucker to make 2026 worse than 2025.

Maybe Maduro turned himself in for the $50 million and will use half of it to buy a pardon.

Preview of Mar-a-Lago presser: "We've always been at war with EastVenezuela."

The thing about starting a war with Venezuela is that Trump's name is all over the Epstein files.

This can't be right. I think they have me mixed up with Robert Kennedy, Jr. 😒

That fake ass Temu Michelangelo dancing to Vanilla Ice at Trump's New Year's Ball just doesn't sit right with me.

Trump: I'm gonna lower drug prices by 1500%. Drug Companies: 👇

REMEMBER Feliz Año Nuevo = Happy New Year Feliz Ano Nuevo = Happy New Butthole

Everyone who signed up for a Trump phone also got a free course from Trump University.

This is why they want us talking about day care scams.

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"any criticism of the election can lead to a minimum sentence of three years in prison, and even the death penalty" Another reminder that elections are not the same thing as democracy www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...

Jolly old St. Dick is at it again.

R.I.P. Kennedy Center Christmas Eve Jazz Concert 2006-2024 A tradition no more.

The reindeer have someone new to laugh at and call names this year.

If you fight Nazis online then you’re banned from visiting America is a wild thing to even say let alone now being official U.S. government policy.

She's the best. 😂

He added a Jewish space laser to get back at Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Bari Weiss puts the BS in CBS.

There was like a six-week period in Jan/Feb 2004 when The Apprentice debuted, Zuckerberg started Facebook, and Musk took over Tesla. If you’re going back in time, that’s your window.

Fixed it to match the Epstein files.

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She wouldn't be renaming it the Harris-Kennedy Center. She'd be focused on you, not herself.

He gets a ballroom, a performing arts center, and a private jet from Qatar… but when people ask for health care he won't lift a finger. Grift.

Fool's gold

Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. told us, “Of all forms of inequality, injustice in healthcare is the most shocking and inhumane because it often results in physical death.” (1/2)

Trump will probably pardon Ghislaine Maxwell tomorrow instead of releasing the files.

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