🎶It's just another Taco Tuesday🎶 sung to the tune of "Manic Monday" by The Bangles.

Bunch of clown car cartoon villains fucking up our country.

Alex Jones is calling on Americans to fly their flags upside down in protest of Trump. Alex Jones. www.themirror.com/news/us-news...

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I think Trump's Healthcare plan just dropped.

Imagine being the Pope and having the seven deadly sins in human form out here saying he hates you. Congrats Pope Leo.

the master of 12D chess has come up with a new plan to distract from the iran war, which of course is a distraction from the epstein files, which of course is a distraction from the ICE murders, etc it is *checks notes* start a fight with the catholic church by calling the pope weak on crime

The adults under Obama spent 20 months carefully negotiating and crafting the Iran deal. Trump, who has the attention span of a 3 year old, has his VP and son-in-law work one long day on it, and then gets mad that it can’t be fixed quickly.

Maybe more "feed the hungry" and a little less "invest in Hungary."

Can we please get back to finding out what’s in the Epstein Files?

How long 'til we find out Iran wasn't consulted and Napoleon Bonespurs was negotiating with himself?

I smell tacos.

Shaping up to be the mother of all taco Tuesdays.

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Eleanor Roosevelt’s gun permit (which she got it around the time the klan put a $25k bounty on her head). What a vibe

Omelette y'all have this while I go to Waffle House.

His eyes are almost closed

Low energy

A few thoughts ahead of the President’s speech tonight.

No way in the world that Donald John Trump and James David Vance would have chosen a woman, a Black man, and a Canadian to be the first humans to go to the moon in 54 years. This is a victory for the America and the world we want.

How humiliating. @economist.com www.economist.com/leaders/2026...

Absolute fucking moron.

Some really stupid shit is gonna happen in the next few days because Trump has no idea what to do at this point.

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"I knew Albert Einstein. Great man. He asked me how to make the nuclear." -Trump, eventually

Q: You once said the one thing you have in common with your daughter is sex. Did you have sex with Ivanka when she was underage?

👏🏼The Choctaw Nation has purchased a warehouse in Oklahoma that ICE was trying to buy and use as a detention center. www.projectsaltbox.com/p/choctaw-na...

Giving North Korea a run for their money in yet another authoritarian move.

It's always the ones you don't suspect

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And was once arrested in Texas for performing to an integrated audience.

Everybody knows raccoon penis cures brainworms.

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A lot of this current moment makes much more sense when you understand that all he wants to do is get through the next 10 minutes.

Drove us all off a cliff and called it flying.

Look, how was Trump supposed to know that the Straights of Hormuz are so goddamn crooked? He’s got some people looking into this very strongly and they will soon identify the stupid people responsible for giving it that name.

WHO DID THIS??? 💀

I’m old enough to remember when celebrating a conservative white man’s death could get you fired, censured by Congress or kicked off late night television

Why not 1,500% since we're just making shit up?

Reigning NBA champions Oklahoma City Thunder have declined the White House's invitation for a visit during their D.C. road trip this weekend.

Orange motherfucking buffoon.

The two easiest layups in American history were voting for @kamalaharris.com over Trump & not endorsing someone with a Nazi tattoo and too many people are out here doing this.

Somebody's giving him a trophy for beating Iran, aren't they?

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He started a war with no plan, accomplished nothing, and thought that shit posting on his shitty Truth Social, acting tough and declaring victory after 3 days, would mean something. Then Iran laughed, closed the straits, and started their retaliation.

Beware the chides of March

Total victory, maga style.

- Iran is still firing off missiles and drones - the regime is intact - they still have enriched uranium hidden under a fucking mountain What exactly is the victory?