uh oh, i had too much caffeine, the molecules of my body are vibrating so fast i'm phasing through material objects and falling into the center of the earth

i'm sorry, i can't come in to work today, my boyfriend built a katamari of pillows and blankets to sleep with and it got so big i got sucked into it

When I was in grad school, one of the professors in my department was known for going on rants about how the dangers of infrasound were being "covered up". At the time, I didn't know anything and assumed that was just his One Permissible Quirk (all profs get one)... youtu.be/_bP80DEAbuo?...

i love dns it always works great for me 👄✨ video was created by the luminary genius @citiesbydiana.bsky.social 🌆

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

feeling the fabric of reality break down around me after proving that my bathroom scale produces inaccurate measurements under specific conditions

A family of trees wanting to be haunted

Cartoony Sci-Fi landscapes

Horizon zero dawn

The Football Cannons are loaded and ready, sir! Prepare for Football Bombardment!

Human flirting: tee hee you're so cuuuuute 💜😊 Therian flirting: *growls* your throat is so biteable right now

Ruffle up some fur, knead out some sore spots and whisper sweet nothings in their ear Second of the couples commissions that I took on in December, made for @kaiyoht.dog #art

LOTUS FLOWER 🪷✨ for @bqchip.bsky.social [ #LabRatArt #furry #furryart ]

Let's do a silly raffle. To enter, please drop your ref, be a follower (new followers welcome!), like & repost this! Raffle will end on 02/07/26, and 5 winners will be drawn!

I'm always going on about this when attending cons. Too many use clickers to grab attention, to make someone stop something (bad dog! Put that down!), or just to outright troll. Proper clicker training should bring you a smile and encourage you to improve yourself. Build confidence 💜

⚠ IMPORTANT PUPPY PSA ⚠ (its not really important lmao i just wanna be trained 🐶)

i'm at the headless lounge i'm at the overstimulating rhythm game arcade i'm at the combination headless lounge overstimulating rhythm game arcade

Is Last Impression one of those random British islands everyone forgets they technically own in the Caribbean

never be afraid to draw a reference image for your commissions! nick doodled this for me and i immediately got his vision! :D

MOONLIGHT MADNESS 🌕😵‍💫 for @kaiyoht.dog [ #LabRatArt #furry #furryart ]

i had tacos last night and like y'all have you heard of these they're pretty tasty

Lived: I had an address there. Stayed: I knew someone that lived there and went to visit them. I slept in their home. Visited: I was there because I was doing something specifically there. Stopped: I spent a night there but was just passing through. Passed: I didn't even spend a night there.

Rate how you like doing it (1-10) Kissing: 7 Nipple Play: 9 Sucking: 6 Being sucked: 2 Rimming: 3 Being rimmed: 4 Fingering: 5 Being fingered: 8 Toys: 8 BDSM: 10 Piss play: only with one person Dirty talk: 5 Fisting: 0 Being fisted: 0 Topping: 5 (need practice) Bottoming: 8 Cuddling: 8 Stroking: 7

i admit that trying to explain how american football actually works to any audience is difficult (especially when folks think they know a lot more than they do) i think the anime Haikyu!! does a better job of explaining how football works than the average football broadcast

Some bonus pics: January: Franklin Parks Conservancy (Columbus, OH) February: Bouldering at Fursquared (Milwaukee, WI) March: Game Grounds (Columbus, OH) April: visited the wrong Urbana (Urbana, OH; for context, I grew up in Urbana, IL)

Last year, I really wanted to start getting outside again, so I set a new year's resolution to go hiking every month. This year, my new year's resolution was to move to California, which doesn't lend itself to a year of pictures. But, I set a stretch goal of "do something cool outside every month":

Person just messaged ":q" into a work slack vim strikes again

RED ALERT: Childless adult coworker has mentioned watching Zootopia 2

I try to be helpful and supportive, but there are only so many sacrifices I can make before I don't have anything left to give. And if I'm going out of my way to help others, and it feels like they don't give me the same consideration, or they don't even try on their own... i feel taken advantage of

What slack status can I set to communicate "I have met my tolerance for fixing other people's problems today, you need to go bother someone else"

This is like paying the guys that robbed your house to also burn it down.

Went to da ocean v2 (cloud)

One of the ways I learn about new areas is to just like, drive around on whims, get lost, figure out where roads take me and what sorts of stuff are in the random places on the way i'm sure it's a coincidence that I keep putting myself in foggy woods at nightfall on the full moon

Corporate email headline: "Is AI a bubble?" Corporate email content: "We know our company got fucked over in the dot com bubble, but this one is different, we promise!" is this a good sign

i made 7 scary phone calls in the past two days I'm loathe to admit that new technology is ever good but apparently phones can like... if you get put on hold they can detect that and alert you when you come off hold so you don't have to have your phone on your ear the whole time, and that rules

Ohhhh you should totally check out my friend's band, they're opening a show next Eensday at the Toy-Lette. Doors open at orange o'clock and they go on at red... the headliner will be on at purple but like, my friend rocks This post brought to you by The Sunset Is Too Early For This Joke Right Now

Important shit that I’m still trying to learn.

"YOU CANNOT COOK A DISH SO GOOD IT FORCES DINERS TO HAVE GOOD TABLE MANNERS" is such a nice way to express "You cannot fix social problems with techological solutions", communicated in such a fluent way. This is such a good post, I wanted to share it with you.

Went to da ocean

I've learned a new fear... when the Instant Pot recipe says to cook something at pressure for multiple hours I feel like at the end I'm going to open the pot and society that developed inside in that time will have discovered the secrets of nuclear fusion

at the mario movie release, i was the guy out there saying "in 6 months, none of you will remember anything about the plot of this movie, you'll just remember that it didn't look like ass, so no it's not bad but i'm not gonna call it 'good' either" this tweet is about twotopia

it was funny to see the trailer for the "what if there was a device that let you put your mind into an animal body", think "wait why does this look like it's going to have the same story as Avatar", then transition immediately into a trailer for the next Avatar sequel

While going through this exercise, my two distinct thoughts have been: 1) actually it really bugs me when a con doesn't put this sort of information on the badge because it's useful for archival purposes 2) it would be kinda cool to have a searchable archive of con badge templates

I'm rebuilding my badge wall in California and I have a wild, unforeseen complication One of my badges has no identifying marks. I know it's from FurSquared, but not which year, and i've forgotten what years I went. The art is... vague enough that it could fit for multiple themes... who are you???

Your crew *needs* a Severian "I never lie" "I have perfect memory of my entire life up to this point" "What are you talking about I definitely didn't just contradict something I said 5 chapters ago" your network is your net worth

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