These are rookie numbers. #AFL

Tips for the week. May your tips avoid being recalled to the team the same week you plead guilty to assault charges. #AFL #AFLLionsPies

Our machine learning models have done their work and this is who we think will win this week and why. #AFL #AFLCrowsCats

It's so impressive that Dangerfield continues to produce at a) his advanced age & b) whilst being fellated by the channel 7 commentary team. #AFL #AFLCatsDees

This week's tips computed by the Footy Forest. May your tips go deep into September - or even October if Eddie Maguire gets his way. #AFL #AFLPiesBlues

Has anyone got Cale Morton's phone number? #AFL #AFLDeesSuns

It's great that some footballers have obvious cupping bruises - it shows you who the really stupid ones are. #AFL #AFLBluesDogs

This week's tips as judged by the Footy Forest's machine learning brain. #AFL #AFLDonsPower

New profile pic. #AFL #AFLNorthDees

Looks like Colin "Funky" Miller is lining up for the dogs tonight. #AFL #AFLDogsPies

Forget #FreeKickHawthorn, we've just reached #FreeCheatHawthorn areas. #AFL

Hawthorn really missing McKay right now. #AFL #AFLBluesHawks

Bang! Bang! Bang! #AFL #AFLDeesGiants

MELB with 5 players making their AFL debut Ignoring first games by expansion clubs, this is the most debuts by one club in a V/AFL game since 1995 Most in a game for MELB since 1966 #AFLDeesGiants

Matthew Jefferson's goal at 0:15 is the quickest goal on debut on record - previously held by Mitch Brown scoring at 0:38 debuting for Geelong v Adelaide in Round 14 2011. #AFLDeesGiants

Josh Weddle is what would happen if the Lizard and Clayton Oliver had a baby. #AFL #AFLHawksDons

Half these Tigers players are up past their bedtime. #AFL #AFLTigersBlues

Carlton is looking very very Richmondy. #AFL #AFLTigersBlues

Bit of a weird and unnecessary drive-by on poor Joe, but okay. #AFLGiantsPies

After a very ordinary showing, the winless Sagpies sit in fourth and are still in the race for the double chance... 😉 #AFLGiantsPies

It's not over until the fat lady drinks her pickle juice. And she's just downed a pint of the stuff. #AFL #AFLGiantsPies

Good to see international cricket's power couple at the footy today. Reckon the pies might throw them a guernsey if they keep playing like this. #AFL #AFLGiantsPies

Bang bang bang go the Giants! #AFL #AFLGiantsPies

Finally, social media that's billionaire-proof. ⚡ Bluesky's first IRL ads spotted in @boston.gov @mbta.com.

Expected Scores Sydney v Hawthorn, Opening Round Match Stats wheeloratings.com/afl_match_st... #AFL

The last thing this country needs right now is for Hawthorn to be favourites for the flag. #AFL #AFLSwansHawks

Okay but does Santa even know how to mow lawns? #AFL #AFLSwansHawks

Fixed it. #AFL #AFLSwansHawks #foxfooty

But seriously the Hawks jumper looks like someone washed a Big-V state of origin guernsey with a bucket of cocoa and fecal matter. #AFL #AFLSwansHawks

The poo and wee coloured guernsey is very poo-heavy tonight. #AFL #AFLSwansHawks

In the 2024 H&A season SYD averaged the most points for & the fewest points against over the first 18 rounds HAW averaged the most points for & the fewest points against over the last 7 #AFLSwansHawks #AFL

MoSHBODS: Sydney by ~1 MoSHPlay: Hawks by 2 Sibling rivalry already!

Looking for some free guidance for your footy tipping? The Footy Forest is not just one but 38 different machine learning models that aim to give you an evidence-based way to tip. And this is who we think will win this weekend, and why. #AFL #AFLSwansHawks #AFLGiantsPies