WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

Had a fun day of Warhammering today!

Flipping off a Tesla and Seth Rollins jumps out dressed like this:

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

My favorite line is “I don’t agree with politics” like, no shit dude, look where you work

The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?

Linda McMahon is the first name listed. Her wealth today comes entirely from TKO stock, which means WWE fans are helping fund the Trump Administration. That's why good people don't support that company.

Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love

couldn't find this clip anymore so i watched an hour of Siskel and Ebert on Letterman clips to find it. wow. here it is: why Gene didn't like Free Willy

These are the ones that immediately come to mind for me, more pondering required though

Friends, I put it to you that The Deep South is the funniest Futurama episode.

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Didn't realise what I was doing to myself when I took my profile photo for this game, but it makes me laugh every time

If you see this post your getaway vehicle

Just finished A Link Between Worlds for the first time & it's an easy top 5 Zelda game for me, maybe even top 3? Loved the 2D plane mechanic which opened up some seriously tricky puzzles, the exploration was really satisfying and there was a story beat at the end that I genuinely didn't see coming.

Guess I'm a retro gamer now

Buster Keaton in Three Ages (1923)

Yes please

I've had a lot of great first time watches this year as part of my 70s project, but the absolute highlight was 'Ivan Vasilievich Changes His Profession'. I don't know what I expected from a time travel film made in the USSR, but it was both hilarious and overflowing with the joy of cinema

You guys wanna see a dead body?

Oh hey, it's me, the guy with more hobbies than can possibly be practical, just casually starting something new 😐 (If there's any wrong colours it's cos your boy has a touch of the old colourblindness, and no wife currently around to advise)

Now tell us about your "Island of strangers" speech, you absolute binfire of a PM.

So happy to see Messiah of Evil at number 1, it's a phenomenal film that more people need to see. One of the highlights of my 70s cinema year.

My #noirvember is off to a flying start. These are all available on either YouTube or Prime Video #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday

If you've got a spare 20 minutes this evening, this is the best Czechoslovakian stop-motion short film about the repression of art under a totalitarian state that you're likely to see. Also, it's fucking hilarious. #filmsky youtu.be/79Ce_f-3Fac?...

A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif

It's time for the spooky kids to take their pumpkins and cobwebs and retreat into their graveyards for another year. It's time for the private eyes to step out of the shadows and the femme fatales to light up their cigarettes Happy #noirvember everyone! #physicalmedia #filmsky

It's official, ghoulies > Kim Novak #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

You may have noticed it's Halloween. With that in mind, here are some of my favourite spooky models I've painted the last couple of years. Also, the man you call when you need to fight the spooky things. 👻 #miniatures #nerdlings

You can’t do this and forget to announce the title tournament. What a cockup.

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

Any wrestling mutuals wanna buy some shirts and a hoodie? All still in good condition, and will give a thorough wash and defluff before sending! (Been sat in a drawer for ages) £5 each plus postage, or will do the lot for £20 posted. Onita and Brody are L, Liger and LIJ are XL

This was a fun list to create. I'm not a huge horror guy, so some of these are more horror-adjacent. Also, didn't include any giallo as that would dominate the list!

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

Stuff we watched on our honeymoon #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

The wokes are at it again

@moviessilently.bsky.social I found this awesome book yesterday and immediately snatched it up, be prepared for me pestering you with questions 😄

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

This caused my brain to glitch out for a good few seconds before I understood what I was looking at

Guys, I just saw a funny post by a mutual, and started writing a reply before realising it was Joke Improver behaviour and I should cut that shit out. Hope you're proud of me. I've really grown as a person.

Got married yesterday

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's the Immolator pattern armoured assault transport.

SORCERER (1977) Mr Exposition Man - Even the slightest bump could cause this dynamite to explode The rest of the movie -

Black 17-year-olds are adults, white female 15-year-olds are adults and white male 30-year-olds are children. The republican mind has no problems with age as a complicated social construct

Me: I sure would love a relaxing afternoon at the movies to take my mind off wedding prep Paul Thomas Anderson: Sorry, best I can do is a 3 hour anxiety attack

I have logged off from work for the last time as an unmarried man.

Remember, AI bros are pushing outrageousness (“casting” beloved dead performers, inventing AI actors) because they are hemorrhaging cash and need the buzz. Ignore.