⠀ ⠀∥ I'm not keen on posting this, but I'm currently taking a hiatus due to multiple issues. BSky is just still very scary and stress inducing and it was the easiest to cut. Unsure when/where I'll return but if you're still interested in keeping in touch during this time, here:

⠀ ⠀“ Not much of a god if their own followers strike them down, no~? ” ～😉

⠀ ⠀“ My thoughts on the matter of God is private~ ”

⠀ ⠀It's noted; the odd breathing of someone who's been cornered like a feral animal. He won't comment though, his arms folding across his chest in amusement. He won't let that amusement show; just that professionalism as he uses a hand to nudge the glasses once again like a habit he can't kick. ↷

⠀ ⠀A brow quirks at the comment before he gives a sheepish grin, nudging his index against the new shades as if testing just how well they fit. His attention soon returns to the stranger, eyes tracing over their features for a moment before he nods. “ Ah~ So a 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 saviour, ↷

⠀ ⠀Insightful~

⠀ ⠀Candles are 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 better lit in the dark, and he doesn't quite think plunging a legacy into the dark is valuable. Listen, it brings neither of them any benefit for this little 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵, now does it? 𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙡, he hasn't even said anything; and much less has he asked for more than he deserves. ↷

⠀ ⠀Good, good. He expects remembrance from the best; never fret ―― He'd never doubt him, after all. A 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦? Or *❪ 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 ❫? He sure hopes Homelander isn't thinking to intimidate him after all this. They've hardly gotten to the good part of their partnership.

⠀ ⠀Hey, hey~ Time to chill out, big guy. He hasn't even done anything yet. He's got eyes everywhere, and he wants to make it clear what his time and energy is worth with a little scare. He understands, 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘦?

⠀ ⠀∥ I'm gathering replies I owe. Please feel welcome to bump things if you feel I've missed it. ♡

⠀ ⠀He sees 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨, but he can pretend this once he didn't see a soul. Pay him well for the cover ups or he'll have a change of heart. 😉

⠀ ⠀“ Oh, ouch~ The next Epic Super Cool Person Z might not like that judgement~ ”

⠀ ⠀“ Don't want to be called Epic Super Cool Person Z~? ”

⠀ ⠀∥ My DMs, unfortunately, are very buggy so sometimes I'm really slow, don't get notifications, etc. but i'd like to use them more! 🙇‍♂️

⠀ ⠀ ♡ to plot in DMs. ⠀

⠀ ⠀∥ I'm so sorry.

⠀ ⠀“ Oh~ That's #STRAIT🐟FACTS🧠💸!! That's why we escape⛓️👊 our ponds🏃🎖️ for a #BETTER🌱LIFE😍~! Follow your dreams🙏💭, when your dreams🎇☀️ that your following your dreams🌎🧠 is not to be a follower~ #THOUGHTFUL🤔🔥 ”

⠀ ⠀“ Tell y'what~ ” Another hum of thought before he leans down and gives his forehead a kiss 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 promptly pats him on the head.

⠀ ⠀“ Doesn't he🧜‍♂️ radiate☀️✨ #BLESSED intellectual🔥🤔 that sells Enagic water~? #🔨urDreamz, big fish🐟 in a little pond🌊~ 💸🧠🐳 ”

⠀ ⠀Oh boy~ I suppose it *❪ 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 ❫ take two braincells to create a spark~ ̖́-

⠀ ⠀He hums for a moment; like he's thinking hard on the response. “ Maaaybe~ What'cha' wantin'~? ”

⠀ ⠀“ Hey, when have I never not been real in the short span you've known me~? ” He's smiling all too genuinely as he leans back against the nearest surface nonchalantly. “ Got no interest in playin' dollhouse with myself~ Get what y'get, y'know~? ”

⠀ ⠀“ Hey~! Let the man speak his truth~ ”

⠀ ⠀Nice~ ❪ Unsubscribe. Unsubscribe. Unsubscribe. Unsubscribe. Unsubscribe. ❫ 💭

⠀ ⠀∥ Found out why I've not been well. Turns out the braincells really did leave.

⠀ ⠀“ That you are~ Glad you finally admitted it~ ”

⠀ ⠀Biiiiig yawn――.

⠀ ⠀“ Yeah~? Got nothin' heroic in me though; just know the world a l'il, is all~ Appreciated though~ ”

⠀ ⠀Hey~ Hey~ Don't diss a smart fridge~

⠀ ⠀∥ Will try and kick my ass into gear either today or this weekend. I'm so sorry if I'm slow on replies and/or DMs. ❪ About to take a nap though, please forgive. ❫

permanent call, mutuals only. kindly ↻ to plot in DMs.

⠀ ⠀That's called being gay with extra steps, my guy~

⠀⠀⠀𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑖𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑆𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑚―― ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐊𝐚𝐤𝐢, 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫.

⠀ ⠀🎖️🌎🔑 #INSPIRATIONAL

⠀ ⠀∥ Turns out I've just not been well and can't focus. My apologies for slow replies.

⠀ ⠀“ Well~ Win some, you lose some~ ”

⠀ ⠀∥ I'm so sorry for [𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮].

⠀ ⠀A late realization, but one all the same. He hums at the reddened response, and he brushes his thumb over the mark with a smile. “ Nice try~ I'll give you one next time, how's that sound~? ” Now he's just being a stingy prick for the hell of it.

⠀ ⠀It seems so natural for him, even the playful smirk to follow the nervous reaction returned to his words. “ Just speakin' the truth~ ”

⠀ ⠀“ Sure~ Sure~ ”

⠀ ⠀“ Hey, hey~ I'm not mad~ ” He gives a laugh as he reaches up to brush his hand over where he'd just bitten the poor guy; making sure it wasn't too deep of a bite. “ Try it more often~ You're a natural at charisma~! ”

⠀ ⠀“ Yeah~? ” He smiles; almost like he hasn't even perceived the potential insulting comment. “ I'm glad~ I think you're a good guy, and cute so it makes us even~ ”

⠀ ⠀“ Nah~ Nah~ They're made to be hard to see, can't exactly blame y'for it, no~? ” He smiles, giving a momentary handwave in the direction of the trap. At the very least, he's freed the stranger who seems to meet the lame joke with a smile rather than disgust like most. With the offered hand, ↷

⠀ ⠀∥ Slept waaay too long. If my replies are wonky, I'm so sorry.

⠀ ⠀He has a way of doing that; to make people put off by everything he does ―― He's not going to question the dislike. He listens though, fairly amused as per usual but he can't help but bring his head to a tilt at the last comment, taking the jab on the chin for the time being. If his eyes ↷