Yesterday, before therapy I used the bathroom outside his office and saw a huge cock roach next to the toilet and then there was an earthquake mid-urination and then I walked into his office and said "do you believe in omens?"

I hate living in a society where it would be deemed inappropriate for a customer service worker to look at a lady and her husband and say "girl, you better ride his mustache into the sunset"

Also one of my favorite stories about my best friend @buckharder.bsky.social

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by autism.

MY GIANT

@giantbritishpup.bsky.social decided I am participating in Locktober

It is very important to keep your Giant fed. Love cooking for @giantbritishpup.bsky.social

Nothing brightens my day more

When my time comes, I hope this is how I go

Love when @giantbritishpup.bsky.social is serving breakfast in bed! 😍 Also! He's not even arching his back here. He's asleep. His ass is just that big 😍

More evidence on why @giantbritishpup.bsky.social makes me the luckiest bitch alive

Eating my Dom's @giantbritishpup.bsky.social perfecf ass first thing after waking up before starting my day and only coming up for air to declare "I am the luckiest man alive!"

Always love cooking for @giantbritishpup.bsky.social 🥰🥰🥰

Eating out my Giant's Nullo Bulge, one of my favorite places to be 🤤

Bluesky has interaction settings, doesn’t it! Ok! In which case, may I offer my presentation to anyone who would like to learn about nullos! drive.google.com/file/d/1KpzE...

Training my hole for @giantbritishpup.bsky.social

Yes. This is accurate. Very much so. spankpls.com/bdsm-test

@giantbritishpup.bsky.social sat on my face yesterday and I shot my load in approximately 15-20 seconds. It was amazing.

Being picked up by @giantbritishpup.bsky.social is so much fun 🥰😈

The greatest Bane of my existence will forever be sour cream getting on the bead of my Septum ring.

Apparently, my #1 freakiest kink is enjoying the puff machine at the optometrist

Yes. It is a miracle that my skinny little body survived this. 😁

Time for a change! 😜 Muzzle photo taken at the Command of my Giant @giantbritishpup.bsky.social

*Happy Place*

Love these two 🥰

… is Tongue Tuesday a thing? … it is for me. Damn, i’m missing @valravn11.bsky.social ‘s tongue. #dadbod #chubby #bear #beerbelly #belly #chubbydadtype #malefeet #malesoles #maletoes #footfetish #size11 #bigfeet #footworship #thickcock #fatcock #foreskinrestoration #foreskin #uncut

Love nursing on my Dom's nipples

A good time was had 😁

A good time was had 😁

My therapist: How was your trip to see your partner? Me: He milked a 5-week load out of me, and it was FANTASTIC

Any day that I get to wake up on the chest of @giantbritishpup.bsky.social is an amazing day 🥰

I am the luckiest boy in the world to be collared to this absolute beefcake 🥵🥵🥵

My sacred duty of being the lovable bitch that keeps @buckharder.bsky.social humble just got a helluva lot more difficult 😒

This is the Giant that collared me 🫠🤤🥴❤️🥰

Gays will be like "she saved my life" and it's just Bayonetta ripping the arm off of an angel and beating another angel with it.

Dear Bluesky Discover Tab, I only use this place for porn. Please stop showing me politics and sports news. Thank you. Anyway, here's my Dominant @giantbritishpup.bsky.social training my extremely tight hole. He treats me so well 🥰

Dear Bluesky Discover Tab, I only use this place for porn. Please stop showing me politics and sports news. Thank you. Anyway, here's my Dominant @giantbritishpup.bsky.social training my extremely tight hole. He treats me so well 🥰

*a picture of your erection* ...or. close enough.

Thinking about @giantbritishpup.bsky.social this morning.

Purely, entirely, completely, helplessly in love with @giantbritishpup.bsky.social

Love being with my Dom, my Love @giantbritishpup.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️

OBLIVION REMASTERED AND A NEW HALESTORM SINGLE ON THE SAME DAY

I am collared to this 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

The way that Blue Prince scratches every single neurodivergent part of my brain in the best way possible is nothing short of immaculate. Getting into the basement, having the right tool to get the outdoor basement, doing the basement puzzle, unlocking the apple orchard in one day fucking has me 🥴🥴🥴🥴

Reskeet the spectacles

Repost with a pic and age. 25. Here's my face. Sit on it.

Repost with a pic and age. 25. Here's my face. Sit on it.

🤤🤤🤤

A collection of gifts my Dom @giantbritishpup.bsky.social has given me. A pandex body suit, a muzzle (that thing is hard to put on solo, especially when you havecurly flowing locks) wrist cuffs, a snorlax plush whom I named after them, and most significantly, my collar 🥰 Gonna miss you, My Giant