Tolls on what? If the strait is closed by Iran, wtf are we even talking about?! Are we going to send our "escorts" into the strait which may have mines, drones, etc. waiting? Is anyone going to believe us when we say it's "safe"? C'mon, this is just more posturing bullshit with no teeth.

It was a sled

Did they give Lalas the boot? 😀. Maybe they DO listen to fans!

Well, that's a little jarring to see on a Saturday morning!

Repair Cafes — free events where volunteers with technical know-how help neighbors fix myriad household items — are part of a new brand of anticonsumerism that’s trying to offer an alternative to the mass-produced disposable goods that have dominated the global economy for the last half-century.

Sam Alito: "Not so fast, fellas"

Shaq and Charles are going wild! It's so unprofessional, and so unhinged! These dipshits are comparing house sizes and talking about Cardi's "B's"🤣. "Pretty sure those aren't B's, man!"

For a non-NY'er, what time do we start looking for booing videos? I've heard 7:30 arrival, but surely we can get some local intel on this, right? Assuming that broadcast TV won't have the balls to show it, we're reliant on this pace for catharsis!

Stonks go brrrrrrr.... Because, fuck it?🙃

Clearly, Trump is winning this war, right

Ban reading speeches from phones #tonyawards

Trump says he never promised ‘no new wars’

What's his name?!

Experiencing "Senior Skip Day" as a parent for the first time today. Yesterday was 90 and sunny, today is 65 and raining. So many teens are pissed off with nothing to do now.🤣

Durham's Southern High School is on lockdown after gun found on campus Southern High School in Durham is on lock down, after a student was found with a gun on campus, according to Durham school officials.

Four-time alumna Dr. Mariah Walker was recently named the 2026 Wells Fargo North Central Region Principal of the Year for North Carolina. 👏 Read more about her philosophy as the leader of Wake Young Women's Leadership Academy: http://ncst.at/e1mj50Z2vAW

We all knew the truth before! Fuck-all has happened since, and it looks that that will continue until somebody with inside info crashes out🤞. So spare me the righteous warrior/sacrifice bullshit.

The NAACP is urging Black athletes and fans to “withhold athletic and financial support” from public universities in states that “have moved to limit, weaken or erase Black voting representation”

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. The other one.

China Squirrel

If the bees die, we all die.

Durham City Council to discuss data center moratorium; opposition expected Durham City Council on Monday is expected to discuss a potential moratorium on data center development. Durham could join other counties and municipalities in putting a hold on them.

The Kentucky Derby - NASCAR for rich people.

Accidentally applying the "So What'cha Want" Video filter on my zoom hit with Meidas Touch Dot Com.

A prediction I’m gonna make: AI polls horribly, any effort to actually forcibly restrict the access of adults to currently available LLM tools will be even more unpopular. It’s other people who are ruining the world with it, I should be still allowed to do the thing I find useful or fun.

I’ve been in the hospitality business for decades and 86 is a kitchen term for running out of an item on the menu. If any of these Epstein class assholes had ever worked a hospitality job they’d know that. It’s not a threat. Fake outrage morons so out of touch with working people it’s astounding

May 1st 👇🏾

🌎 Big wins for a greener Durham! We’re celebrating Earth Day with a record-breaking tree planting season 🌱 and the launch of a new free mulch yard for residents. These efforts are all about sustainability, equity, and community impact. Learn more 👉 durhamnc.gov/m/newsflash/home/detail/4120

Don't forget that it's all contingent on *Netanyahu* being a rational actor here. Once he blows the ceasefire, we're right back to where we were before we were... Checks notes: right back where we were before!

Don't know what we're worked up about. He looks fine and extremely healthy.

FDA Approves Lettuce That Can Be Remotely Detonated In Event Of Recall https://theonion.com/fda-approves-lettuce-that-can-be-remotely-detonated-in-event-of-recall/

First PolyMarket casualty?

Dune 3: The Legend of Curly's Spice

Oh, no!! What would happen if the NC GOP had to explain their support for *multiple* convicted sex offenders?! One is no problem, but now they have at least *2* high-profile sex offenders they have to defend.

'"Special Military Operation" III: the quest for Curly's Black Gold', starring the least-inspiring dipshits you can think of.

Don't they have $500b that they can't figure out how to spend already?!

The people who forget that they signed up for it. Rocket Money exists for a reason! I'm convinced approximately 30% of our economy runs off of forgotten subscriptions. (and grift)

But, unfortunately, still tastes like mackerel.

Poor kid.

Doesn't this just give them cover to not release anything else, since it's now an "ongoing" investigation? They might as well just re-open the whole damn case and shut it down for 3 years at this point.

Workshopping my best "What time is the Superb Owl" jokes for the big party so I seem cool and online.

🤦. C'mon, AP.