julio watching that at bat like, ‘cmon man show a little plate discipline’

i’d like to thank the dodgers and jays for playing this game in classic Mariner Style to honor our fallen baseball men. #goms #worldseries

TY FRANCE SIGHTING

teachers, man.

ok

look at these fucking cowards. this is not what our streets should look like. good job

i think i’m going to run for senate. i have no nazi tattoos and do not dabble in bigotry or slurs, nor do I apologize for those that do. i will admit to occasional comments about italians that may have given offense, but if ‘itsa me, mario’ is disqualifying, then the republic is lost

weird that everyone keeps falling for ‘just the tip’ with this fuckin guy

just sad that dom canzone doesn’t get to meet his hero at the white house

on the other hand, we had the ball in fg range to go up 17-0 and we pulled some trick dick kupp interception and then had a fg blocked and gave one up. what could go wrong. #goms #gohawks

it’s like we said in spring training, we’ll go as far as the right arm of barzado can take us.

i would simply leave my best pitcher all year long in the game. #goms #woo

good pitches, george. keep it up. #goms

ok, fine. had to do it. 20+ years, beard is gone. my kids are freaked out. LFG Mariners. #goms

aws outage is fucking up parking passes and tickets - assuming ticketmaster - for seahawks game tonight already. yeeeeeehaw

i will say that dan managed like we were up 3-2 today. didn’t panic and like bring in munoz in the 4th or some shit.

i just hope it’s a good game without a clear bedshitter so they don’t have to carry it with them - that they’re the guy that blew it, fucked an entire region and destroyed every dream i’ve had about the mariners since i was 4 years old in 1977.

shorn scrotum, breathtaking from what i’ve heard

These goddamn double plays

like i’m gonna have to read shit in a few years like ‘yes, they won the world series but the organization has not committed to the steps and investment necessary to lengthen their contention window and blah blah blah blah fuck off type shit? if we win a world series, that’s it.

maybe because they kicked the shit out of denver, and it was never a contest, winning the super bowl never felt as good as i thought it would. maybe its ok if the squad doesn’t get to the series, I’ve already lived it out in my thoughts. real question is ‘then what?’ then what do we do if we win it

one game away from the world series. our mariners. wow. #goms

it’s fucking insane to click thru these accounts and see how absolutely unhinged this maga propaganda shit has become.

no way

the seattle mariners had junior, a-rod, randy and edgar and never got this far.

geno suarez is antifa. #goms

Cal had the biggest home run in mariners history for about 15 minutes. #goms

56 fucking pitches.

city connect jerseys, white pants. unbeatable.

my buddy just hit the group chat with ‘scherzer reminds me of my wife’ and i had the first legit laugh i’ve had in a minute. i had to hit him with

that’s not how that works. ‘the president violates the constitution again, with the support of a complicit gop congress’ maybe works - tacit approval from journalism institutions isn’t great

can’t get my mind right. the mariners. like. world series? finally? now? this team? these guys? get the fuck out of here no way. madness.

i’m listening to Mike McDonald on the radio right now on my commute. You will never find a bigger Pete fan than me, and he will always be my favorite coach and leader for a Seattle franchise, HOWEVER, I am convinced we looked into another amazing football coach and I hope he’s here for 10 more years

Every half inning of Mariners baseball

real ones know. Go Mariners. Fuck.

typical mariners, tbh

tigers 2-5 hitters went 0-23. brutal. amazing bounce back for them after the end of season collapse. played their asses off. respect 🫡

ALCS here we come.

Me ready to watch the ALCS

mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride

coward.

world cup gonna be a disaster

Uncle Luke.

is brandi kruse there or did she fuck up her grift

and hey, maybe it’s not dan, maybe these decisions are planned out by the guys that brought you robbie ray v yordan alvarez.

this fuckin chode is in the white house. local seattle dipshit makes good. rufo-esque

go mariners. fuck.

3-0 lead, 55 pitches and no walks. one hard hit ball. pulled with one out when 8-9 hitters coming up in the 5th. chickenshit managing. i’ll stand by it. players gotta execute, sure, but that’s just overmanaging panic shit. (disclaimer i was already firmly not a dan fan)

yeah dan fucked up, again, but go win it anyways.