I would rather jam a pencil in ear than watch the SOTU.

If I had a Ring camera on my door, I’d be smashing that thing with a hammer right now.

Holy shit, I think the Xfinity Jurassic Park as just beat out the Dunkin ad for sheer creepiness. Stop it.

We’re the bad guys now, and the stock market is going up. We’re insane.

I foresee guerrilla terrorist attacks on any Americans stupid enough to go to Venezuela.

Fox News is actually fucking calling the attack on Venezuela a special military operation?!

Make no mistake. We are the bad guys now.

CBS News competing to be the next Americans Pravda.

If we have another Democratic administration, Merrick Garland needs to go to prison for dereliction of duty.

Well, younger millennials, Gen Z and Gen Alpha’s, time to abandon TikTok!

@theliamnissan.bsky.social Goddamnit, Liam Neeson, and yes, I do mean the actor, not the car.

I regret that I was ever stupid enough to be a Republican.

I’m going to take a break from my usual posting to declare: Winglets on sportbikes under a liter are stupid looking. I’m looking at you, 2026 Aprilia RS660. You’re a street bike with delusions.

I canceled Spotify premium years ago during the pandemic, and deleted the account shortly after. I wish I could cancel it again.

I predict ugly resource riots coming up with no SNAP funding, but that is what this government wants.

“There’s no way I’m bending the knee I have left for a king in America.” Damn. Just … damn.

The stock markets are just the most gullible group I’ve seen so far.

As a child, I thought adults had all the answers. I then became an adult and realized that there were just more questions.

Wells Fargo did something shady? I’m shocked. This is my shocked face. 😑

Americanized propaganda Tik Tok won’t last a year, tops.

Watching Disney+ subscriptions collapse so rapidly surprised me. Voting with your wallet works still.

Chuck Schumer in the sequel to No Country for Old Men (since it fell apart due to his refusal to take a stand.)

Fighting a real uphill battle here. Our children are terminally online and their brains are developing, and our parents and grandparents believe Fox News and Newsmax because their brains are mush.

New bendgate coming for the iPhone Air.

I hate living in “interesting times.”

Maybe Dean Cain can get Kevin Sorbo as backup.

I hope Dean Cain runs into Tom Welling, and Tom levels him with one punch, because if you’ve seen Tom Welling lately, he’s a beast.

I have a confession. I get Sydney Sweeney and Sabrina Carpenter confused.

I remember the outrage by certain groups when Superman changed his slogan to “Truth, Justice and a Better Tomorrow” and here we go again.

Nick Adams is for real? I thought for damn sure that guy was a straight up stealth parody.

The only nursing home we should be throwing people out of is Washington D.C.

I don’t know how to feel about the fact that Amazon sells gas masks, or that I’m considering buying one.

The Vatican will now serve deep dish pizza and Chicago dogs for every meal.

No need to worry about tariffs when India and Pakistan decide to kick off WW3.

I am now extremely curious to see what hit Apple’s revenue takes now that alternatives to Apple’s payment platform is now allowed.

Apple soon firing executives and lawyers that led to the App Store being blown open.

Cutting Medicaid and SNAP benefits in a recession when you have a heavily armed populace is just a genius idea.

My phone is now suggesting stories about dementia and I’m worried it knows something I don’t.

If BigBadToystore and TFSource would join, my Bluesky replacement of Twitter would be complete.

Goddamnit, George Lucas was right.

I think BlueSky has made it. I’m seeing spam and bots now. Block works fantastically here, however.

Let’s see how this goes.