I love Black Friday! Sucker for a sale🩷

When you need to get up but you don’t want to, a cautionary tale

I love this

I’m so getting this shirt for Christmas bc I have two cats and yeah. www.etsy.com/listing/4408...

If anyone wants to OD on some authentic Obama hopium, I got you covered.

I was worried my girl was too smart for me bc she has degrees from three Ivies but then she said frogs were in the lizard family and I was like, oh we’re gonna be just fine.

Love this!!

Yahoo mail is changing their storage tiers and adding a pricing plan. Fine, but I desperately need to know who needs a terabyte of storage for their YAHOO EMAIL account.

In-N-Out sucks ass anyway

If the lyrics were now “I can buy myself powers” what superpowers are you purchasing? And what superpower has a coupon?

Many thanks, Ms. Yingling!😊😊

So awesome! Thank you, Amanda! 😊😊

KICKTURN is out! A story about skateboarding, friendship, and just a dash of sabotage. Find it today, wherever books are sold.

If the opposite of a baddie is a goody, then Salem, MA circa 1688 was filled with some of the baddest bitches of all time.

I am this old. #CanalStreet

Never imitated. Never duplicated. Never been to this house. Never going (no fence around the pool).

I have HAD IT with duvet covers. Who did this, who hurt you?

Bruh.

This is how I knew I was about to eat some of the best Chinese food of my whole damn life.

THE Jessica Simpson??

I went to the Tate Modern yesterday. In the Rothko room with all the Serious Art Connoisseurs there was a ~5 year old kid who walked up to each painting, pointed at it and shouted 'RECTANGLE' at each one in turn, then left the room.

Radio Song by R.E.M really has no meaning anymore.

So brave in the group chat, then it’s all “pweaze don’t be mean to me while I was bweaking the law, I didn’t add the journalist, it’s not my fault, uwu” before Congress.

Your outie enjoys writing a synopsis.

HHS drug-sniffing dog after walking by the Secretary of HHS.

I want to thank Trump for keeping my cholesterol down.

Black History is American History.

✨Tree of Orbit✨ Watercolor & ink painting #watercolor #art

If Trump bans MLK Jr Day, who will members of the GOP pretend to hold aloft in fake regard?

Goodbye for now

Do not trust @kbspangler.com at Top Golf, she’s cold blooded.

Also Go Bills

Welcome to sobriety, Pete Hegseth

very excited to see what happens when you make a deeply compromised addict the leader of the department of defense and subordinate to a madman

Just stumbled onto a cool image sharing service. It's apparently just called "wheatpasting"? Probably available near you.

Siegfried (1921) by Thomas Theodor Heine

I just want to know if any of these recipe creators who list 7-9 long thinly sliced strips of pecorino cheese have ever used pecorino cheese.

Why does McDonald’s have British accents narrating their commercials?

Thank you!! And what a beautiful tree🎄

All these poor little squirrels keep running towards the car instead of away, I hope everything is okay in #squirrel world. 🐿️

As #NFL announcers Tony Romo sounds like he’s won seven super bowls and Brady is only in the booth because he won seven super bowls.

font choices matter

Jeff Koons would like A WORD.

This is so cute

Happy Tuesday! Remember: all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

watching the Cowboys lose never gets old.

Baroque oddity of the day. Captions please.

Mood. All day, everyday. #tired #sotired #alreadytiredforthenextfouryears

if you like skeets just wait until you hear about bleats