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Does he seriously think that will be bad? Oh no, now my employer, neighbors, and community know I stand up against tyranny. 😱

i swear i’m not dumb but i did have to read this multiple times to get the notion of “were-neanderthals” out of my head

All of this is breaking me

I’m so angry it hurts.

Day old burritos wish they could, but they are as advertised

You can be the ultimate girly pop and still assert your 1st Amendment rights 💕 New shirt in the shop: yellowskylittletsp.etsy.com/listing/4444...

This is a message for my Sims controller on the other side of the screen: my plumbob is verging on red, the cheat code is kaching, and if THAT GUY gets in the pool, delete the ladder.

I love how if I get a run in on the weekend it’s open season on all the food.

Happy Saturday, aka refrain from making logical suggestions while a group of 13 & 14 year olds -who can’t drive- try to plan who meets where and when

It's book launch week! Spend the weekend catching up with my bargain basement cyborg hivemind. Murder, mystery, and a detective who just wants to be left alone with her poetry and bad romance novels. #book #books #BookSky #scifi

I mean I *knew* that the whole plan was for Machado to go to the White House and physically give Trump her Nobel Prize and yet I still feel like I’m disassociating that it happened.

One day he’ll be dead

Ran two back to back sub-10 minute miles today, that hasn’t happened in a long long time. Getting some fitness back. #10Ktraining

These people are batshit crazy, she can put on all the dog and pony shows she wants but nothing escapes the truth

I have created more stupidity and I make no apologies. Please enjoy the halfassed AI mock-ups. In the shop now because we need to buckle down, the #superbowl is serious business. yellowskylittletsp.etsy.com

I know we’re all in pain from the state of the country but I’m holding onto football right now. We have to find whatever makes us happy and enjoy what we can.

Good morning to everyone except fascist assholes.

Oh Lord, I have created more nonsense

I might do the thing and make the stupidest Valentine’s Day shirt of all time 🦞💕

My sister is amazing and gives and gives and gives her heart to others, please check out her new book and send her some love on this epic release day!

A long time ago I was talking to a guy who made a comment that if someone stole his TV, he’d shoot them because they deserved to die. I was like- they deserve to DIE?? Over a TV? And he backtracked and waffled like, well maybe not die. But today I’m seeing posts from young men criticizing Renee Good

It is time to bring out the spiritual support spatula

I yelled out,”Oh Lord, stop that man!” during the Bills game and now my child is relentlessly teasing me.

Why do I watch these Sunday shows? Why?

I can’t tell if the world needs more Kids In The Hall gifs or more people who watched Kids In The Hall

It is Cinnamon Toast Crunch o’clock for all those who celebrate

You have never seen a 4’10” woman work a more physically demanding job than the one who just tried finding enough of my breasts to smash onto a mammogram plate. She’s taking a knee with some Gatorade now. Prayers up for Sheryl.

It’s boil myself alive for fun time

Because Fuck ICE that’s why. Link in bio.

People are being trained? By who? And also, who has the time?

We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.

For all the squirrelfriends yellowskylittletsp.etsy.com/listing/4436...

I’m so vexed over my stupid country.

The older I get the more I realize all the European stereotypes I know came from Pink Panther cartoons.

I love driving to the orthodontist office and flaunting my jacked chiclet teeth in defiance.

Just finished my I’m-in-my-late40s magical 15 minute recovery run at a whopping 10:26 pace and that is all this day is gonna get out of me.

Because I like to amuse myself, please enjoy this The Squirrels Are Fighting t-shirt, available here: yellowskylittletsp.etsy.com/listing/4436...

🚨MOST IMPORTANTEST POLL OF THE DAY!🚨 The next tshirt I put up in the store should be about: 🍕Pizza 🐿️ Fighting Squirrels

As the prophecy foretold: The last holiday decorations that need to be put away are the ones that need a ladder. 🪜

Stuck on the tarmac with a connecting flight that’s already boarding and departs in 37 minutes. The gate is 18 minutes away. Will we make it, dear reader??

I should like more sleep but my body has decided none is good.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains

I would very much like to hermetically seal 2025 and throw it into a volcano

My biggest wish for the days between Christmas and new years is for those who need rest are able to have much as they need and want.

it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know

Sick or bad night sleep? ‘Tis the season where we won’t find out until we’re already on a plane.

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