I wish buying things online had a "take your time" shipping option

I don't know if u realize but That's the Mountain Bayley fallacy

I don't want “garlic!” I don't want “roasted red pepper!” I want HUMMUS flavored hummus

You all need to stop saying "wine mom"

trying to communicate with a primitive species (landlord) about where animals have been getting into the walls

I came home from watching the latest Avatar and decided to punch up the story a little bit pastebin.com/rGQn5d8x

back when we learned that there was no civilian control of the police, we should have taken the time to establish some

Presidential Imposter Donald Trump Has Been Detained and is Facing Criminal Charges

I have personal experience with what many Foo Fighters songs sound like but I refuse to commit it to memory

You should be allowed to send direct death threats to anyone who has a "byline"

People don’t love all these giant data centers being built, so my wife and I are offering an alternative: a good ol’ fashioned mom-and-pop data store. Small, cozy, a place where we know you by name and offer you a donut and coffee while you check the data of your financial crimes.

Gen Z boss and a mini is historically progressive

Now That's What I Call What That Is !

Every new year I make the same resolution: to be the fountain of justice, and the fountain of grace, to my people. And every year I fulfil it.

I wish streamers would stream just for me

For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"

we all have that one homie with a robust psychological toolset of rationalization that enables a capacity for profound cruelty

The Donald Trump John F. Kennedy Ruth's Chris Arts Center

why would a just God allow me to be cold?

fun party game: present a member of the "generation Z" with a paragraph of text on your phone and time how long they spend staring at it

Based on watching a couple Jia Zhangke movies, China in the 2000s seems kinda fun, in a shitty way

In debating what constitutes a genuine class politics, consider that some people use words dishonestly, and some of these people are employed by The Atlantic.

It seems like these days all I do is work. It makes me nostalgic for a time when I didn't have to worry about all that. Namely, last weekend

"Ariana Grande" is an example of nominative contrarianism

I love the tension of a song not having a drum fill when you're expecting it to

Nice hill... for me to die on

lingua franca is such a funny expression. A French language? yeah I speak one of those

they should teach the kids in school how to be bored

Anyway a reminder, as always, to my straight women friends that the competitive masochism schtick is optional and you can stop doing it at any time. 💘🙏🏻

"Is it smart for the democrats to keep pushing the Epstein issue as we go into the midterms??? Should the party downplay the international child trafficking ring reaching to the top of government? How well is not feeding kids to rich pedos polling in Iowa this week? Can we triangulate this somehow

trying to dig out these palm of granite seeds

The GOP will expand their power. The Dems will serve their donors and collaborate with the admin. There's no wedge to be driven by "leftists." So turn off CSPAN and find something else to do. You're not connected to real politics, you're memorizing baseball stats for ugly old suits

SEVEN OF NINE: Naomi Wildman, I have scanned the program data and found no Mew behind this truck you speak of. The truck is composed of immovable background tiles. You will terminate this line of questioning at once.

society if people admitted they were having a nic fit:

[DSA youth pastor voice] they're really coming for your healthcare. the palestinian children are just in the way

secular society invented therapy because people stopped going to confession

opening a new carton of eggs and flipping a lucky

I sometimes feel so out of step with the society around me living in this country that the only animating emotion to keep me from self-destruction is spite

Of course that’s your contention. You’re 12.

other than this exact same campaign of protests 4 months ago, the results of this effort is completely new information regarding the strategic usefulness of public demonstrations

each protest seems to operate on a rotating fell-for-it lottery

OK fine if you were so right before why didn't I agree with you???

I love reading Taylor Swift lyrics and wondering how they could possibly be set to music

The thing about collapse is that you can’t get used to it. The world meets our adaptation with new disappointments as things deteriorate. You can’t even get used to the trend because it’s accelerating. Our growing pessimism isn’t validated, only proved time and again to be insufficient.

Anyway hormonal birth control is a miracle. Biology is not destiny. You never have to have a baby or even a period ever again if you don’t want. 👯‍♀️

I didn't have Idiocracy literally being a documentary on my 2025 bingo card

time to start my consulting firm where we have a ribbon cutting and move like 3 shovelfuls of dirt around without doing anything else every 18 months for 5 years like they did with the damen green line station