Fuck my chungus life

Sorry, those are my emotional support chicken nuggets

Sending support to everyone going out to protest in LA and everywhere. ATX our time is coming 6/14!

My arm pits are sweaty! Who wants me?!

feeling a deep sense of peace knowing that every fly who has ever bothered me is likely dead

I moved

Idk how to describe it but why do a lot of Austin gays feel gentrified?

Hey, so why was this week 20 days long?

we need to abolish jubilee i’m so serious

You evil fucking demon twinks I swear to god I will salt this fucking earth and raze your cities to the god damn ground. There will be ZERO trace of you left when I am done. WELL IM CRAZIER?!?!?!

That’s strike three

THAT FEELING WHEN YOU CLOCK OUT ON A FRIDAY

Mon Mothma is Mother

Yasssss another Rat World

You better off trying a motherfucking 7 day trial of crack before you try me

DOECHII!!!!!

LEGALITY ≠ MORALITY

Most my days are made up of me and my cat annoying each other

LOVE being a hater

Austin isn’t for me I fear

Okay. Oh okay! So… Okay. OK!

Why am I built like an Amazonian

Get the 18-wheelers off the fucking road

Good morning bloomfies

Hey Gayle! I am one paycheck away from eviction. Hope this helps!

In pit of despair tonight

Coming back from DC, I think we should really remember that being radical and revolutionary is America’s most powerful patriotic legacy

Southwest never boards on time

No drag race in the American entertainment exhibit. Y’all piss me off.

Stomach pain and my flight boards in 3 minutes

People already posting their Great Depression hacks. Oh we are fried like some catfish.

White waste of my fucking time

Oh white lotus pissed me off

Get the pitchforks omg. My Cajun ass can’t be spending ELEVEN DOLLARS FOR BUTTER

75%

flippers up

I know it will affect all of us regardless but I don’t have any stonks cause I actually understand the contradictory nature of capitalism

WHAT THE FUCK

I be wanting a boyfriend until I actually interact with a man

They said they wanted market certainty, and the market is certainly volatile

If I don’t have sex soon, I am going to call in a bomb threat

Simultaneously watching Trump announce tariffs and the stock market crash in real time is so…

I keep getting trade and idk what it means

So what law was Cory Booker filibustering for? Oh wait… there wasn’t one.

Might be in love with this one boy omg kill me

Lenin in the streets, Rasputin in the sheets

Don’t kill the groove, little girl.