vi was gonna swallow her whole bro she was HUNGRY

I've missed them #wip #neverook

@mrskarlach.bsky.social i didn't see the notif of you following me on twitter im sorry 😭

stealing this from tumblr.. it's about community!!!

i do not respect religion, but this kinda fucks

Not eating animals is a very robust rule of thumb when it comes to reducing your environmental footprint and the amount of suffering your diet may be producing.

i finally finished the 60k daddy cait fic and i'm proud of it but also never writing strap fic again so pls enjoy this archiveofourown.org/works/71312066

book festival time 🥰

still can't believe i got death threats bc i wrote a subby bottom butch. there are so many better things about me to send death threats over

So decent, Pyaari

wild how it always comes back to sexually "correcting" lesbians arcane fandom having a normal one as usual

i've truly made it lads

ik that's what they're called but surely.. we don't have to

moar submissive vi here ^^

not multiple people messaging me that charlie kirk officially died 😂😂😂

Ooo the lovers gaze💙❤️ #caitvi

my babies are herrrrrreee

forgot to reset my alarm and woke myself up at 6:45 💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️ endless suffering

joining the #caitvi daddy caitlyn discourse war on the side of daddy caitlyn archiveofourown.org/works/69615366

did you know there's only one (1) fic on a03 where vi calls cait daddy and not the other way around imma fix that

i think about this tweet every single day

@plumeriade.bsky.social im buying this for you btw

Gonna make a daily ship event where EVERY fic is required to have THREE SCENES

karlach and shadowheart smooch 😇 the rest

lmao

i am crying what is this. why are you running a kinkmeme in the first place if you're like this

whatever, caitvi boob suckage

there are geniuses among us, and they're not talking to chatgpt about physics

the one big annoyance of living in a city and taking public transport is it WILL chew through your sneakers. just bought a pair of new balances bc the cushion on my current shoes is totally gone after just a year and it's killing my feet 😭

old lady bakery is open...

like...i know they're not gonna let andy sachs fuck that old woman in the devil wears prada 2 like she SHOULD have in the first movie, but i can dream.

im sooooo smart today even tho i sound like imm breathing thru a corrugated tube

i'm sick and nora is doing her part and making my butt sweat 🙂‍↕️

feedback is so important to the writing process 😌🙂‍↕️

ARTISTS: A lot of folks use wetransfer to send final files to their AD. Just a heads up that they changed their terms of service to say that they own the right to any work you upload and can use it to "train" their machine learning and also to reproduce it indefinitely

if you have a little snack to help you get through the workday it should be illegal for it to upset your tummy

me, melting to death on the subway every day: i need to. knit a scarf.

siri my wife is playing crime scene clean up while while watching criminal minds should i be worried

bruh one of the new hires doing his orientation asked our onboarding specialist if he could hit her vape ☠️☠️☠️

the constant plague of writing caitvi fanfic 😔

just got hit with a 'mama' by an applicant trying to get my attention so i will be doing arson today

people will come up to you at 9:50 and be like "i'm here for the hiring event at 11! am i early?" and you're not allowed to tell them they're stupid and they can't have a job. you're not.

haha nice

got my tattoo for clover today 🍀❤️

wehehehehe

progress!!! (she slapped him immediately after this)

my monitor was freaking out and flashing last night so I ordered a replacement just in case it chokes and renders my internet machine unusable so ofc, it's acting fine today.

The people want trains. Folks should be able to take a high speed train from Binghamton to Bowling Green. From Mobile to Madison. From Pittsburgh to Portland. Don’t build detention camps. Build trains.

i'm listening to this les podcast about het romance novels and it's entertaining but they keeps being like "i'm really not saying being gay makes me better than [straights]" and frankly that is not an energy i'm trying to maintain. being same sex attracted does make me a better person actually