making mallorcas for my mom because i love her

i had a dream that heartstrings ( @bevsi.bsky.social ) had a line of frozen novelty desserts (think mochi ice cream, ice cream bars, ice cream sandwiches) and i was able to buy them all in a convenience store in puerto rico

we finished sky daddy just in time for book club tonight. 10/10 incredible book LMAO if you want to read something really weird and funny and literally never boring, please read this book

i hate art of f/f where they’re both sticking out their asses 😫 it’s very unsexy TO ME

i think i don’t want purple hair anymore actually

i re-rolled them a little after taking this photo but these are my mallorcas that are going to proof overnight!

i follow this woman who lost her 9 year old daughter to brain cancer a few months ago and she is now questioning her faith and i want to message her so bad but i know it wouldn’t be helpful. but neither are the comments from christians being angry at her for questioning, i guess.

i need to make it a point to find milk wherever he is sleeping during the day, 10 times a day or more, and just pester the shit out of him because this little fucker never lets me sleep at night. wish is a nice respectable man who is calm at night but this little white demon??? i’m losing my mind.

i have cooked so many things lately and that's how you know i am happy!!

we’re reading sky daddy for shit lit and it’s actually so good. we’re having a blast.

i'm watching love is blind and this one woman has a lesbian sister who is GRILLINGGG her on the guy she chose lmao please rescue her girl i don't trust this christian man!!!

lately i've really been making my guilt/anxiety around wasting food fight with my anxiety about eating something and getting sick from it lol now i try to eat the bruised part of the fruit first

i’m loving all of the wuthering heights reviews. i for one am happy to see a female director making some bullshit. women in male-dominated fields ♡

i’m actually so happy that i found this latin grocery store here. i never had to make my culture’s food before because my mom would make it. but now i live sooo far from my mom. so it’s nice to know i can find what i need here 🥹

i basically ate a whole yuca and half a plantain for breakfast and i’m dying

i hate how sappy i am when i watch love is blind omggg i’m crying so much. if they were lesbians i’d be so finished

this has been a great week for puerto rican little monsters who play overwatch and main mercy

me singing this in the publix parking lot while living in NORTH CAROLINA like i’m sorry i’m a stereotype but you’ll forgive me bc i’m sexy 🙂‍↕️ ok but i was born in caguas pfknr y no lo olvides WEPAAAA

i just massaged kale then ate some hot cheetos and my fingers look insane

ngl i really enjoyed man’s best friend but i’m glad it didn’t win any grammys, and not just because two of my favs won instead. i just hate the album cover that much.

yess, I love her in this panel too!

she’s so sexy i’m gonna chew my fingers off

i'm going to a soup potluck for a super bowl party and i keep going back and forth on whether or not i want to bring puerto rican sancocho. because to me i feel like it's lame and overplayed (even though i love it!! it's classic!!) but it might be novel to someone else lol i don't know!

New #Overwatch x Sanrio Skins 🎀 ❤️ Hello Kitty – Juno ☁️ Cinnamoroll – Kiriko 🍮 Pompompurin – Mercy 🍓 My Melody – DVa 🖤 Kuromi – Widowmaker 🐸 Keroppi – Lúcio Which one is your favorite? 💭

i feel SICK!!!! THEY MADE HER FOR MEEEEE

i begin to understand the artists who did their best work while high

i think if you make corduroy out of polyester you should be arrested

pretty neat how we moved to nc and in our first winter we got snow like they haven’t seen in over 10 years! it’s sunny today and the snow is melting in the back of the house and it’s so nice out

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wife left me for the weekend because it's going to snow and she needs to stay in a hotel close to work. i'm upset so i'm going to bite milk because that's what wish does when she leaves so maybe he's onto something

i’m 30 minutes into one battle after another and is it just me or does this movie suck ass

ohhhh i hope he’s soooo cozy taking up so much space on my pillow for 8 hours a night (i love him so much)

this locket was advertised to me and i love kitsch but my first thought was “well dogs can’t have chocolate so i can’t put a photo of my dog in there :/“

he who drowned the world is already wild. this man really said "i'm not gay i'm just a fem straight man. but i WILL suck off a gay dude with internalized homophobia as a political power move."

spaghetti thursday 🤗

leonardo dicaprio’s 90s affect in titanic always pissed me off, even as a kid. kate winslet is so good in it though and she makes him likeable because rose loves him

big news for my personal brand: i don't need to obsessively and neatly section my hair with clean straight lines to curl it. i just grab a piece and roll it up. i did my hair in half the time yesterday because of this lol

just finished my third watch of succession 🥳 me when families are deeply broken both as individuals and as a whole 🎉🎊🍾

eating spaghetti and watching succession season 3 finale #italymaxxing

started watching the beast in me just for a depressed middle aged lesbian main character but ehh it's just crime thriller slop

i am freeing myself from the shackles of neopets dailies

perfect way to wake up idea: cat sleeps on your pillow so at 7 in the morning when he decides to groom himself, inevitably he grabs one of your hairs with his tongue and spends what feels like an hour making lovely sounds trying to get the hair out of his mouth.

i made flancocho for the first time! super easy, the hardest part was making caramel and it wasn’t even hard, just took longer than the rest of it lol. she looks a little messy but she’s delicious. i also made some little ones bc i had too much to fit in the bundt.

she who became the sun is actually so good. i keep waiting for it to annoy me or piss me off but every story beat just delivers

my wife loves to say "i love that on you" about mundane clothing items i wear for the first time. i have these pajama pants that are identical except for the pattern and she had to compliment them individually lmao

was feeling very normal yesterday so i went looking for things, unsure of what to expect, and i ended up finding a lot of really fucked up things! the more you know!

i've noticed i have some fine lines between my brows and i think my under eyes have gotten puffier in the last few years #aging !!! #yippee <3

someone please please remind me to make spaghetti in 5 hours

unfortunately i have been forced to game with a wired mouse

i just finished reading shmutz. what a strange and honestly heartbreaking story. it was a very entertaining read that i couldn’t put down. she should’ve just been with a woman!!