unfortunately i just watched "wuthering heights"

my wife just told me that when sabrina carpenter says “baby what’s mine is now yours” she thought she was saying “baby what’s one minus nine?” i’m gonna pass out

i planted my foxgloves and lavender in the wrong ass time of year and didn’t realize it until they were already in the soil LMAO but! my lavender is sprouting!!! i talk to her every day hehe

started reading feast while you can and it’s so sexy. but also i cried reading the chapter about her mom moving out when she was 13 and i can’t remember the last time i cried reading a book

every day i regret i did not get garlic toast or garlic knots from the store the last 10 times i went... me fool...

i miss our townhouse. it was so cute. i want to be able to paint our walls again wahhhhhh

thinking about bleaching my leg hair. maybe i could even make it pink or something after idk

that scene with shauna beating the shit out of lottie cut with them dancing around the campfire as adults is so good 😫 i love women

we finally tried this local pizza place that has great reviews and ohhhhh it was so delicious

our cats' food has been steadily increasing in price over the course of a year. it's up about 30% in price from summer last year!!! pissing me off!!! but it actually went down a bit in the last few weeks thank fuck

wife said one of my hairs fell in the litter box and wish peed on it so it got fused to the pee clump. how lovely

i had a dream that i was making a little plot with flowers in a memorial garden (i don't remember why) but zeus ran up to me and he was so happy and he made that face he always made when we came home and i said "bubby! there you are!" and i picked him up and walked home

had a one on one with my director the other day and he called me a person of few words shhdhdhfh it’s true i would like everyone at work to think of me as a robot

crusty lip chud

i recently realized that my cousins have a thick new york accent despite never having lived in new york, just because their parents have a thick new york accent 😭 and i like to think i don’t have an accent but actually the slightest new york accent i get from my mom slips through from time to time

i’ve been missing florida thunderstorms lately ⛈️

i had a dream that i went back in time to try to save my cousin from dying 🥲

NEVER trust a man!!!!! klay thompson you will begin to cough in three days

been watching martin since it’s on netflix and i used to watch it when i was a kid. it’s actually so much funnier than i remember

i made french toast with tj’s pumpkin butter we had in the pantry that i just remembered about and it was delicious and now it smells so good in here

i’ve been building up rocky ridges in pokopia and i put down so many trees the game told me “there’s no point in placing any more of these” omg?

they’re so walt and jesse

the betrayal i have felt this week learning that none of my brothers are using my mom’s last name that is on all of our birth certificates mind you?? don’t piss me off!

blissey lives in the suite on the ss anne and i made this room for her. my wife was like “you don’t even like blissey like that” LMAO

i kinda just realized i don’t know what wish’s kiss limit is and if it even exists. like he has walked off when we’re cuddling or he’s sleeping next to me but never when i’m kissing him 100 times in a row (not holding him at all btw). i should test this one day

we’re reading bride by ali hazelwood in our shit lit book club. this is the author who wrote that reylo-if-they-were-scientists romance novel. i’m actually surprised by how much i enjoy her writing style and the premise she setup.

when rick astley says “you wouldn’t get this from any other guy” that’s kind of insulting to the woman he’s singing to

After a dip in the sea at nightfall 🌙✨

there are so many rotund pink pokemon

playing pokopia has endeared me to onix, trubbish, and garbodor

project hail mary was soooo cute

i woke up today thinking it was thursday and i did a lot of cleaning oops

i cut my hair yesterday because i was feeling manic but i actually like it and think i did a good job yay

wish will very likely need a major surgery soon and i’m not doing well trying to suppress my rising panic every 10 minutes. he has been doing amazing. everything else is great. he just still has this asymptomatic mass in his chest and we don’t know what it is

thinkin bout jollibee…

goofing off with cutscene sprites again

our florida townhouse sale finalized today and we are now free from the mortgage we were paying on top of the rent wheeeeeeeee

wish got some vaccines yesterday and he doesn’t have much appetite today 😭 my lovely guy…

some fucking idiot asshole practically laid on his horn when i took 3 seconds to check a very busy intersection before making a right turn and i flipped him off and i hope he explodes and dies

goofy got a call from max’s principal that totally misrepresented what max did and instead of punishing him his response was to spend more quality time with his son!!! im crying!!!

going through ancient art and this pearl i drew looks like lady gaga lmao i knew what i was about

subverting the latina stereotypes by having a crusty white [cat]

hi there! i've never made a post like this before, but if anyone was at megacon in orlando yesterday and happened to find my miroku nui, please dm me. he means a lot to me and i'll be happy to pay any shipping to get my little man home. 💜 #megacon #megaconorlando #megacon2026

i was just saying this to my wife but pokopia is really scratching an unexpected itch for me and that is og paper mario. i think it’s the writing and the unique characters.

i made mallorcas again for craft night yayyy

milk is very very good at being annoying when it’s time to eat. some of his favorite ragebait activities are chewing on our pajama pants’ drawstrings. he just went to do that to me but i’m not even wearing pants so he chewed my underwear like a FREAK

i love black panther soooo much and i still have not watched black panther 2.... anyway i was just thinking about how the cgi was pretty bad in the first one ngl...

a little sister could be on the middle platform

really want to hate-read this one book that advertises itself as "unproblematic caitvi" or whatever but it's not on any of the pirating sites yet 🥀

i have one complaint about moonlight and that is why is adult kevin’s actor 10 years older than adult chiron’s actor!