I hate everything.

Tillman!!!!!

Yep, there’s the team I know so well.

LFG!

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Legendary performance 0 Minutes 1 Yellow Card 1 Slip on the Ad Board 1 Broken Wrist Heal up well Jordan.

Come on, Delaware, let’s show some love for scientists!

Sharing just bc they liberally quote Tony Meola, my first soccer idol. (Michelle Akers was my second, but I’ll always have a soft spot for keepers). www.espn.com/soccer/story...

I don’t think Balogun deserved a red card & wanted the suspension reversed but but leave it to FIFA to do so in the sketchiest way possible. There was already so much BS to overlook in order to enjoy this fantastic tourney.

I don’t think my nerves can handle this.

I really hate this shit and it needs to end.

The heavens have literally just opened above me right now.

Wait, is England’s white kit basically the US kit from like 2 cycles ago?

CONCACAF After Dark vibes!

FFS 😂

Looked like a defender out of position, no?

🇲🇽 belting that anthem!

That man is going to break that drum 😂

Haaland looks like one of the Nihilists from Big Lebowski

Shouldn’t have done the stutter step…

it’s so important that we do not overlook the fact that this is all var’s fault

Vin Diesel does today’s WC match promo on Fox on the theme “family” 😂

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I bought a ticket to this and seriously can’t wait!

Happy 4th. Enjoy the greatness of the muppets.

Mmmmmbop! 🇫🇷

French player got a yellow card for that? got a yellow card for lightly caressing a Paraguayan player in the manner of a leaf gently falling on the ground on a crisp autumn day?

Good for Morocco!

Someone in this game finally scored!

Today, Infantino is an American. 🤢

Ref just handing out ⚠️ cards left and right!

I don’t understand why they’re playing the US national anthem before this game in which the US isn’t playing, July 4 or not, but this sailor singing it is kicking ass.

It's that time of year again!

Whenever I teach the Declaration of Independence (or, more frequently these days, the Declaration of Sentiments), I play this medley & explain how controversial the 5th Dimension’s recording was at the time. Then I horrify my students by dramatically lip-syncing particularly banging lines…

Not sure I have the energy left to watch Colombia v Ghana

Holy shit what did we just watch?

On his second touch you could see exactly what he was going to try to do…Martinez knew, the whole stadium knew, the whole world knew and he just didn’t care and did the thing at the highest possible standard that all you can do is clap 👏🏻 and give him all the flowers 💐. It’s perfect. An all-timer.

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Wow, Cape Verde!

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There you go, Egypt!

These sure are some PK choices.

Subbing the keeper. Wow.

I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.

Egypt!

Important 🧵

This 4th of July marks 250 years since the Declaration of Independence. We often remember the American Revolution as driven by anger over taxation and representation. But there's another story: one that centers Native peoples and our lands.