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It’s National Coming Out Day for all the letters of the rainbow. It’s a huge risk for anyone, but if you can, we need you more than ever. And there’s an army of us here to back you up, you beauty.

There are so many Diane Keaton performances to remember, but a lot of people haven't seen Reds, and A) my God, see it, it is a masterpiece and B) her performance as Louise Bryant is one of the bravest, toughest, least sympathy-courting pieces of work by an American actress in the last 50 years.

You know how I said it would be safe as houses? IT IS NOT SAFE AS HOUSES. FUCK.

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There are NO WORDS for how much this irrationally and unreasonably irks me.

So, who wants to buy me the fancy Dogma collectors edition? 😜

Slowly sliding the two Finance Bros back into the message pile for shits and giggles. What could go wrong? (It's actually safe as houses - F1 is a non-committal monster who takes 5 business days to reply because he's "too busy working," F2 is definitely only ever going to be friend material)

I'll not even consider paying attention to anything Farage has to say about what happens in primary schools until *every* member of his party is legally allowed to be within 50ft of one

My kids are quite distressed that I ate so many leftover nachos, because that also means I have eaten an enormous quantity of beans in the last 24 hours. It's tough times living with a Mum with IBS.

These weak children would never cope with cricket

Might just start a Bluesky account dedicated to reposting annoying shittakes from fuckwits on Insta. Like this lass, commenting on a @firstdogonthemoon.bsky.social cartoon about wankers who cut down trees that "block" water views...

I teach a lot of young people who come from refugee backgrounds, who have come from Syria, Iraq, and other countries. This breaks my fucking heart, all the more because I can see how easily this can happen in our increasingly hateful world. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Feeling insufferably smug because I apparently pronounce all bar 2 correctly (I refuse to count primer, as per the explanation contained within the article for British English)

I think Placebo said it best.

“I am deeply humbled to return the stewardship of Australia to its original owners, the Sports Betting industry.”

The stickers on the door- 2 adults, 2 children? This is pure evil hellbent on destroying our country. No paywall. Excellent article.

Always reserving my peak comedic moments for the DMs like an absolute chump.

My only regret is not keeping a running log of all thes fucked up shit my kids have said over the years.

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The NSW Gov lifts the cap for major events in Centennial Parklands from 8 to 12 a year, and the NIMBYs are all pressed af about it.

She's arrived! The girls are just chilling in the driveway 🥰

I just dripped cheese grease down my boob while eating a toastie in my dressing gown, and I guess this is finally hitting rockbottom in the slob stakes.

Tax Dodgers? Hold my beer...

So into this Cleaning Diva ripping REAs new arseholes

Found out one of my friends hasn't seen Derry Girls, and I was AGHAST.

Omg I think my house has finally sold! I don't have to be a landlord any more!

Why is there no chocolate in my house. Bring me some chocolate, at once!

So... how many people are playing MoP, and should I consider it?

Every time a certain singer releases a new album, I realise how powerful the ability to mute words is on this site. My one blissful corner of the internet. (Also, that new album is... ooooof)

Girl loves a wholesome fess 🥰

Bsky: We don't need to sitewide ban fascist bad actors who work tirelessly to vilify & eliminate from the face of the Earth most of our core posters 😜 our content moderation tools are robust and many 😜 moderate yourselves 😜 put that in your waffle maker Also bsky: We have permanently banned Link 😇

Oh noes. Oh noes oh noes oh noes. Saw my dirtbag of a former very fucking occasional hookup on the weekend and my wretched, traitorous hormones are wreaking havoc. Why must you be so stupid, body chemicals? You have a bloke! (Maybekindamaybe, its all a giant question mark tbh)

Hey mainstream news media. Maybe do your job and let people know just how fucking crazy this guy is. He’s trying to start a civil war.

Well, I just had the most unhinged, loosest party ever. Sorry, neighbours. I didn't expect that level of wild! 🙃

Of the ones that don’t ….. how many are investor owned rentals #auspol

Labor during the election: “we’ll fully fund public schools” Labor after the election: “actually we meant private schools soz”

www.moma.org/calendar/exh... thanks, I hate it. Also... the irony of MoMA having Cloudflare check I am human before I could see this page does not escape me...

I really need to get off my arse and do some shit, but it's windy outside. I hate the wind.

I just ate an ungodly amount of garlic sauce. No one will come near me for hours. Good.

Time to find a mouse to match my new, absurdly OTT gorgeous keyboard...

Here we are, that time of year where everyone argues about daylight savings time again...

I'm tired, cranky and stressed, and obviously taking it out on the family 🤦‍♀️ But also, they really are kinda jerks

“If you call us fascists, we’re going to put you behind bars.”

I love my children, but fuck me, their total lack of common sense kills me.

Just sitting here trying not to judge my friends for buying tickets to highly problematic comedians.

Just a handful of festival pics. Thanks, Dragon Dreaming, for a great (and exhausting!) weekend

Pretty much summed up my feels after my daily 15km of walking up and down and up and down and up and down.

Long weekend at the doof done, girl is tiiiiiiiiiiired.