What an honour! Incredibly grateful to Paula and Locus magazine for shouting out my work, it really means so much to me!

i hated playing as boy Link. i always wanted to be man Link

my book is basically Heated Rivalry meets Dune can you believe i remain unagented? a scandal

Happy Holidays we out here snowy woodsmaxxing. Robert Frost vibes in a big way

legitimately need to carboload before shoveling snow...the goddang plows pack it up behind my car and it's like chiseling rocks

do muppets know they're muppets and that humans are humans? do muppets and humans have carnal relations?

how "convenient" that pasta water helps thicken up pasta sauce... a little TOO "convenient" if you ask me

suffer for me

Heated Rivalry is waking up the drooling masses to the sociopolitical and cultural benefits of "Good Butts on Men"

nothing is stopping me from becoming a viral tiktok sensation except for......myself

i tried using bluesky and it sucks and i kept using it

treating bluesky like my AIM away message status. emo lyrics next

impossible conditions to thrive

you wouldn't get it. pussy

impulsively ate all the salami

so many guerrilla marketing schemes but no books to market... Yes, I suffer

Bangers honestly. highly recommend

ohh i'd love to get a drink but i'm actually cursed to wander this world alone for the rest of my life and possibly even forever depending on if i have a ghost but thanks

i fuckin love workin out!!!!

really glad i get to repurpose my "protagonist rear-naked-chokes a deer to death" scene in my new WIP

Art by • Henry Boon

i hate to say it but this actually rules

there's a shower and then there's a comfort shower

Lolin at the "no double fisting" advice: 'not to hold food and beverages in more than one hand so as to free up the other for shaking hands with colleagues and friends during this festive period'

HGH fantasy

(following a path lined with heads on spikes) surely this town can use a bard

hitting the gym in Hanna Anderson pajamas

Have not been able to get this passage from @vajra.me out of my head:

i feel like i’ve died, i feel like i’ve died and chemicals are flooding my brain granting me a beautiful final dream

i want my eyebrows to grow so long they encircle my eyes

i can pound 10 hours of Love Island UK straight into my brain like it's nothing

Crying Sounds Coming From Inside Suit Of Armor

Mommy (x2)

cabbage is weapon

Record covers by Hiroshi Nagai, 1980’s

Grimdark Magazine Issue #45 is here and ready for pre-orders. This quarter we are going all in on cyberpunk and SF, featuring some of the best short fiction writers in the genre injecting gritty and horrifying futures to your very eyes. AND WE’RE DOING IT IN PRINT.

it's that time of the year again! this award season, i want to highlight a story that was very difficult for me to write, but i am glad is out there. you can read or listen to Mavka by following the link below. thank you @yelenacrane.bsky.social for the narration!

Nightcall still gets me feeling some type of way

i am a hater at heart

baiting jeff dye on the alts

“I need compelling worldbuilding and a hard magic system to make my fantasy world” NO YOU DON’T! You need a plot outline and interesting characters based on insecurities or fetishes don’t get distracted!

i fear Dr Frankenstein is my type

how much different would the Witcher IP be if his name was Gerald

i converted on the drop

bobby shmurda, truly one of the better rapper names

my favorite banger from the beloved Ravenous (1999) soundtrack youtu.be/iCS8mGI4o7U?...

Sorry to my fans but I am recusing myself from award nominations this year (I did not publish anything)

My very niche skillset finally has a chance to shine (being a writer who works in infosec)

i would probably get arrested if La Tortura by Shakira ft Alejandro Sanz ever came on at a public establishment

ontologically weevil