watching The Traitors just for Alan Cummings' outfits

people are really nice to you if you dance well

ain't nothing wrong with a bud light. don't let the beerheads fool you

16 Horsepower reuniting for Fire in the Mountains gahhhhhhh

semiconductors

majora's mask core

and now i must wash myself?? 🙄

your allies can and will betray you (lessons from the red wedding)

Art by • Dorian Cleavenger

synops...ass

tomatillos are so cute... illo indeed

updated my website finally www.afoxwrites.com

my cat is waterboarding himself in his wet food and sneezing everywhere

but bro...how did the ancients hit their macros?

I do wish to be filled with wonder

Sorry to report but the "inflatable frog costume" was already made semi-notorious by niche Russian instagram account "aeromedved_stepan", whose frog wears heels and is provocative, sexy...the kind of frog you want to know, or even woo -- perhaps there is something we can learn from it

No kings. but i would be a lowkey good one. very hands off

Drew Dober is an animal and i love him #UFCVancouver

Man Still Trying To Find Right Work-Anxiety–Life-Anxiety Balance https://theonion.com/man-still-trying-to-find-right-work-anxiety-life-anxiet-1819575766/

googling things like "Bolognese diet". i am the master of my fate

pro tip: if you don't want to cry about something during the day, just cry about it at night

(looking at pics of myself from 10 years ago) Damnnnnnnnn what happened. oh yea. my flesh is slowly spoiling and i have the unfortunate awareness to witness my slow but steady cellular death. wow this is fucked up lol

extremely sweaty from working out and about to hit the grocery store. because the alternative is leaving my house twice and i sure as shit ain't doing that. Smell me!!!!

Pissant

this cat looks like one of the Old Master painters who's just slept with three servants, argued viciously with his annoying patron about the inferior ham he receives, and then painted his masterpiece out of spite

wow this site is boring now

the floor is the largest shelf in the house

Tell Me Yours, I’ll Tell You Mine is on @literaryhub.bsky.social’s list of the best SFF out in October! Thank you, @zutsuit.bsky.social!

philips hue light bulbs have literally changed my life (i installed them 45 seconds ago)

relearning how to use git every 6 months is really annoying actually

Where I'm from a medium Dunks Cold Brew is considered a nootropic of the highest order

you call him hot? he isn’t even panting and covered in blood

forgot how hot everyone is in Hades. that rules

Art by • Guillaume Sorel

I love knights.

is a steak and cheese with peppers and onions a balanced meal? i think technically yes

a little confidence and decisiveness go so far in writing. lol. i need therapy for this to consistently work

Tim Burton and Monica Bellucci broke up lol

(almost) final round of edits today before i begin the dreaded query process

how to get a rat to control my life

Art by • Julie Bell

(mouse hovering over expensive VR headset) will i finally be happy?

i coulda been an e girl

singing Greensleeves to my cat but the words are just "my boy/my boy/my handsome boy"

SCROLLIN THRU ZILLOW IN THE SHOWER... THE LIFE OF A YOUNG PROFESSIONAL

oh hey thanks i'm doing well just want to die a little bit, nothing crazy hahah how are you?

stairmaster is great because you can funnel all your problems into wanting to off yourself from pure exhaustion on that thing