clavicular is measurehead

"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor

He thought he was trafficking 31 yr olds

I love this so much

muslim cat > unaffiliated cat

my orientation is Umami

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

my own sister texting me about Lana Del Rey's alligator boyfriend......"She's just like you!".......Yeah bitch... I know!

This game sucks. As soon as it was funny that nothing was happening, stuff started happening

BORING

in my tracksuit and ready for THE PATS

this story absolutely whips

sardine preworkout

brennan lee mulligan is pure of heart and spirit. he is highly favored and deservedly so

every thug needs a lady...and every thug needs a down ass bitch

Brother Gregor is concerned

crying into my bag of sun chips (NOT A JOKE)

straight perving on statues at the Met checking out they butts

haven't had to look this far away in a long time

buying bedazzled gold canine grills to hedge against inflation

need to be itched

uh oh i'm hungry again

it's time for me to get glasses...for fashion purposes

A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

watching the roku home screen at the gym and when someone asks if they can change the channel i go No

arctic finger blast

no simpering

Standard and Poor? 🤨🤨🤨🤨 why would i give them my money

Big five publishers, I’d be happy to be the EiC of a weird fiction imprint for you. I can even write a press release about it that people will understand! The works themselves, though, no one will understand. We’ll lose so much money putting so many cult classics out into the world. Think about it!

i'm not stalking you i'm just looking

Ser Dunkin Donuts

grocery store is such an insane concept and privilege...here is most every food you want, probably every food you need and also ones you have never heard of. snacks you haven't dreamed of yet. snacks that will turn your insides blue and poison you over a 60 yr timeline but who cares so is everything

damn yall gonna fuck around n make me get back on FB

i sleep in a double thumbs up position

*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*

unfortunately for you, my dear boy... i can detect your most subtly annoying character traits, ones that you yourself are not even aware of

put me in the snow shoveling olympics and i'll get silver

jeans so tight they alter my gait

listening exclusively to eastern and central euro rap as i write this novel. Album covers like

it's the big day

the reports are in...i must become smarter

i want a camelbak straw that goes directly into the groundwater. 400 foot long tubing ending in my mouth. a fresh gulp whenever i beckon

i wish for drafts

some of the best covers in the game. gorgeous

and i simply... love men

I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked

not every meal needs to be delicious. some can just be okay. in fact that might be better for you

Finished reading this the other day and loved it a whole lot. Felt like a 90s Gregg Araki movie mixed with Boogiepop and some other shit. Parts of it felt like Dennis Cooper’s Blair Witch Project. Felt my soul sucked out by the end.

help! i can't stop gazing