he's not starving he's in autophagy 🙄

i hear people digging. for what, i wonder

sitting inside of mcdonald's is a different experience

big into hats

i've invented my own grammar thank you

And what is this catnip? Was it the prose, the characters, the worldbuilding? Well, no. Upon examination, all of those were weak. No, the thing Bona mentions that made this story irresistible is...the premise. That's it. Just the premise. No wonder you all got rolled by a bot.

SFF, we need to talk. I'm not here to rag specifically on Bona, who did the right thing by going public. No, I'm looking at all of you. Or at least, 15 of you. Because this right here? This is buckwild.

do you guys remember when all those thots joined isis lol

can't believe you'd scale the empire state building to hoist that corny ass sign

watching Terry Davis videos again

the term "summerween" is disgusting, foul

it was all a dream

i only get a zyn when i work on book 🫪

🦾 COVER REVEAL 🦾 It’s an honor to help reveal the cover for THIS MACHINE KILLS BILLIONAIRES by @trnapper.bsky.social, a surprise collection that includes the novella The Hidden God and an incredible triptych of stories! Releasing on July 7th. Cover art by Ninja Jo Art, and cover design by me.

i'm daddy

never crash out under your government name

do not crash out on main do not crash out on main DO NOT CRASH OUT ON MAIN

despairing

blasting A Perfect Circle...naturally

the screen of my phone went dark and apparently i have Resting Grimace face

i have opened all the windows to bring the storm inside

writing three versions of the same scene because i hate myself

m&m mcflurry in the car salted with my tears

[seductively] and is there a widow’s bae?

backing up your truck into a spot is princess behavior

ufc white house genuinely hilarious

how about you put a bullet in me if i don't finish my book in two months

taking care of children really forces you outside of yourself. in that way it's centering. however in the other way, i'm not watching as many videos of meowing cats

on a crazy elongated island

The ebooks of Old Moon Quarterly Volumes 9 and 10 have been sent to our backers on BackerKit! This means they will go live to the general public in one month's time. Extraordinarily excited to see these stories out in the world!

my enemies have been allowed to muster their strength

looksmaxxing at stokercon

STOKERBOUND........

Zizek is hot right?

You can always tell when a guy lost his virginity before the first time he killed someone or after. Totally different energy

just discovered kewpie mayo...licking my lips like a hound post meal

"let people enjoy things" is over. we must want things to be good

Ralph at his Fiennest

i would love to expense zyns on the company card

ahhh very Dick of you (,Philip K)

i'm red-blooded

almost teared up seeing that the Love is Blind Poland reunion is UP...... the lord giveth

Real bangers only youtu.be/E5g-QHq925o?...

i must always be ON. for if i am not ON i am OFF.....🙏 ~ Alex Fox

consistently bad at embodying my characters on a first pass. at least for this novel. for my last one it was a lot easier (single POV repressed megalomaniacal warrior, much more my speed) , this time it's two dumbasses and a sassy technology... Ugh

i feel so terrible for the flies that get stuck inside my apartment. banging against the window. unable to find that small crack of screen they somehow entered by. in a way i am like the fly, trying to remember how and why i came in, trying to find a way out, until i exhaust myself

AVIDGAMERS...spent my formative younger years (2001-2005?) roleplaying on AG and AG2 forums...neopets...livejournal...greatestjournal...twitter...it all goes away in the end...fuckin sucks

drinking a cold topo chico when ya really need a quench is close to a transcendental experience

all my crash outs are true and valid