One benefit of shrinkflation is I can fit the entire Sunny D commercial inventory of rejected beverages in the door fridge bin

Radu Dragusin plays pretty well for a guy who is also hunting John Wick.

Looking forward to the congress person from the 6th having to wear some harlequin quilt work football jersey during campaign events

New found glory record listen up is out tomorrow and I forgot I pre ordered it. It's sitting on my porch so thanks again me for being impulsive

I'm on skimo so leave me alone

Check that junior sports box

The King Prawn and I

Along came a Muppet

Show me your Uber Driver

No more waiting on them As you rise inside new rooms It's official you've gone You can live for no one else Man the guilt must be huge As there's no gain in failure You succeed at being mine

Guy ahead of meal for the grocery Valentine's Day meal deal got two, so he is in some hip polycule situation that's not hip enough to make reservations downtown

Me too air temperature, ... me too

you guys

#COYS incoming interim manager Peter Crouch tells everyone in the organization to hold their head up high

Two simulation Yellow cards I think Frank is resorting to Coach Bombay tactics

Okay, so ...

I learned as a kid the Moon industry will produce LOX so you only have to send bagels

One waved on camera in the run up to the performance and it's was like Chekov's gun that never went off

It's 2026 why aren't my dust jackets machine washable

He wouldn't understand what was happening to him until someone explained it using the plot points of Encino Man

Better Lox next time

Bad Scene, Everyone's Fault

IRL LFG

Change a letter ruin a cocktail Kong Island Iced Tea

I could not handle the cognitive dissonance of owning a white Honda Pilot in the Black Edition Trim

It's only tactical if Romero said at halftime I plan on getting a red card, he is the leading scorer of late

-> hitting the 10sec skip on my podcast to get past the ads. "I am an active listener, Luanne."

Sentient All Caps Motter Tektura letters are running amok on C deck

Looking for consensus from #Alxskeets and Arlington folks that Ma-ttocks is pronounced best in the Borat voice

Is there a German word for the when after neglecting hydration all day because the kinder are home from school you have the urge to chug the mid-brushing rinse water?

Wake up with no mourning of rules polity Grab your envoy head to ski slope city, Before I leave check a bully with a duty on Jack, Cause when I leave hegemony I ain't coming back I'm talking what already Havel knows knows The emperor has no clothes clothes

Band names based on non American sports references I thought of lying in bed: Darts are On For the Ashes Italian Hoops Sevens

They say Frank doesn't fit the Spurs Style, but winning the Champions League while getting relegated is right in line with the last 5 years ' trajectory #COYS

My aunt had this t-shirt

Can't wait for Spurs to have Maddison, Kulusevski and Dignity back

Think of all the fun Spurs could be having sitting 6th in the Championship with Champions League Midweek Games

Oh Mothra, where art thou

Don't tell the Mothra the baby sitters dead

Gonna tell my kids this was the Snyder verse

A month ago there was bluesky awakening that MMBT "the impression that I get" was a song with sad lyrics, well #26 here, "Royal Oil" the follow up was about heroin, keep Skankin you fun loving nerds!

I know things are getting tougher when you can't reach the top of the bottom of the barrel, wide open road of the future now is looking pretty narrow

🤣🤣 hyphenate del-Rey!!!

The true curse was placed upon Davey, who is still in The Navy, unceasingly at sea for life

Did not realize Hubert "Momo" Farnsworth fought with the Hellfish