Enji is offsides

Xfinity stream app is real bad, I hope tivo will take me back.

Or is it 1935 again

Smell all your friends by Taking Bark Sunday

Could be Billy Zane

Daffy Duck saying "phthalates free"

They should check their closet for old beepers, she might have tried to page them from that atoll

One of the joys of elder millennial parent hood is hearing Master Shakes Voice portraying a crooked real estate developer Hutt in Lego StarWars

Rest in Plastic you tiny son of a bitch

I am sure @michaelianblack.bsky.social and @aussiastronomer.bsky.social are the same sardonic newscasting exoplanet expert

Spotted on 4 Mile Run #southarlington

Other adolescent parrots in the study suffered body image issues, social anxiety, depression after heavy use of Sqwik-Squak

Age verification I watched syndicated Kids In the Hall on latch key afternoons

Has anyone successfully added a beef patty as a topping to the Five Guys Hotdog via an online carry out order or do they give you two hotdogs?

This little news item saved me wasting 2 million Euros

Tolkien up a movie ALONG CAME A SPIDER, PRECIOUS

I’ve been saying “speed it up a notch” for 35+ years, I hereby resign as host of Jeopardy

Acolytes crave electrolytes

Just saw what I assume is a diplomat driven blue Volkswagen Touran R-line on the beltway and my new obsession is clear, if you have info on the owner I need to own it.

8008s & Heartbreaks

I wish this was a job application like Enders Game

Playing the Paul Walker and vin diesel roles in fast furious 40 love, I live my life a volley at a time

Fancy people had monitors real ones had a an rf converter and hooked up to the tv

Brawn-dew it's got what bees crave

Any one want in on my annual Cuisinart coffee scoop group buy, minimum order is 400, I need 365 of them

The yellow pages is still valuable, like how else would I know a dominos is franchised by Hay Big Daddy LLC, (sic)

Lennys yellow house bar, where 20 something yr olds feared to tread

It's all ohio

Spent one week trying to remember what beastie boys track has a Bert Kampfert reference

Same shirt different day

Workshopping a two lead Camus Sartre biopic,

Its time to put on make up It's time to dress up right It's time to raise the curtain on the Justice Show tonight

The cover art makes it seem like this game is set in the Heavy Metal Cinema Universe

🎶 "i said it always brings me back when I hear ooh-child"

Yep!

I’m back! You fix everything yet?

Good luck with the date type you latin speaking jerks XXXIV per mensem * XI menis = Ianuarius-I-I sterculinum publicum!

Getting amped for Indy Toronto and Graham Rahal's Fast 6 Starting Position

@thomasjrennie.bsky.social tid bits, please bring this to Charlies Attention

Jedi Master Sadler Vaden was a Knight Of the good Old boy Republic

I think the Gold Cup folks are just making an ode to the air quality we’ll all enjoy as Trump and Co strip away all environmental and industrial protections. RFK is at the game handing out measles at a promotional booth

I think the alexi lalas cosplay fan should start chronological updates to his costume so he can wear that hat in 2057 (usmnt gold cup)

microdosing silent hill by watching the gold cup final

This gold cup final has a lot of historic touchstones and nostalgic themes such as the air pollution of the 1986 world cup final in mexico city.

Anyone else remember a Forest Gump making of documentry use the phrase "without the need for expensive surgery" to explain blue screen computer effects like one of the potential budget constraints was storing gary sinise's legs in a freezer for a day while they completed all the wide shots?

"you crossed the wrong people ..."