Booking my trip today!

Now, we're getting somewhere!

Why can't we deport everyone named Billy Ray Bob?

DAY ONE. Of the Buttigieg Presidency.

Hey Congressman Garcia. Telling us you have Epstein pics that are disgusting means jack shit. Show the fuckin' pictures. We can handle it. We see pictures of brown people being beaten and zip-tied almost daily.

Can you hear me now? NOPE!

That's it! I'm done. Throwing in the towel. Boycotting SPAM a bridge way too far.

Well, lookie here! Trump Mobile is not a scam after all.

Becomes more evident every second.

That didn't take long.

Apparently, the NFL is keeping the recipient's name close to the vest. Totally understandable.

Statisticians say there's a 92% chance Trump will die during a grift.

Support your favorite President's need to be well-rested.

And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune Then the piper will lead us to reason And a new day will dawn For those who stand long And the forests will echo with laughter

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GOOD!!!!

How much will he charge Pete Hegseth?

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My first MAGA merch purch ase.

Know what pisses me off than hearing about a Trump act of cruelty and illegality? Hearing a Dem respond, saying they find is "disturbing."

It's time! To bury the hatchet with MAGA family and friends. Nothing says reconciliation better than a heartfelt Christmas card. Off to the UPS Store to print 10 copies. Might do poster size. Might do framed. Might do a gold leaf frame.

Next meeting is in my basement. BYOB. Mermaids encouraged

Mark Kelly: 39 combat missions in the Gulf War; 4 space shuttle missions as NASA astronaut Pete Hegseth: 109 rectal missions up the Trumpasshole; 7 yr Funnel champion for lamda lamda tool

You’re lucky that I’m caffeinated, because otherwise I would have the vapors 🤣🤣🤣

I'd say it's a good trade-off.

Just a hunch. Based on her 10-year resume.

Trump blushing over Zohran Mamdani like a tweenage girl buying her first training bra was hilarious. If he fcks over his base any harder they’re gonna start calling him cousin Donny. FFS, a bumble bee’s twisted asshole is more stable than this bloated anal bead

Leah Saffian, an attorney for Maxwell, said she would be filing a habeas petition with the Southern District of New York to challenge Maxwell’s 20-year prison sentence for recruiting minors to be sexually abused by Epstein.

Sorry! Only nursery rhyme I remember.

This official court document makes for difficult reading; a thirteen year old girl telling how a 48 year old man (DJT) violently rapes her, and slaps her. rinj.press/wp-content/u...

Hearing FuckFace speak the past week, it seems like he's entered a whole new dememtian. Twilight zone fast approaching. Hopefully, it won't be too long till he literally doesn't know his ass from his elbow. (maybe the smell might give him a slight clue)

By all means. Investigate all the Dems.

If ever someone needed a hazmat suit..... www.instagram.com/reel/DRBmYce...

Hospital nursery's fault. Giving Trump a roommate.

But his emails… #EpsteinFiles

C. It's gold. Trump will love it.

When they say churches will feed and clothe the poor.... This woman just wants to park and rest. Instead, she's being filmed like she's a criminal.

Things that will happen before I get a 2k tariff check: •Kid Rock has a hit song •Schumer steps down & becomes a Hare Krishna •Stephen Miller sings Ave Maria after the Jets win the Super Bowl •Kristi Noem preforms as Kurt Kunt at drag show at Cracker Barrel •Mike Johnson finally becomes a real boy

Can't wait. Judging by the fan reaction Sunday, neither can they.

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Thank you, President Trump!

Oh yeah once I get rolling it will be fun times again lol 😆

Lol 😂😂 well what's fair is fair 🤣🤣🤣

Yeah that may be true but I'm pretty sure that Jackie's gonna haunt the shit out of them 👻

Only 5% brain shrinkage. He's OK.

Wouldn't want POTUS wandering off into an all-girls middle school. Now, would we?

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Less wet dreams about Ivanka.

Yo Quackadoodle: Is this your product or Trump's?