I'd have comments on all the trades but I'm at a work offsite so just capsules what the fuck Jazz, what are you doing Bulls didn't have to pay any picks to get rid of the LaVine/DeRozan/Vooch trio. Weirdly, a win.

I’d wish Vooch the best but he’s a Celtic now so I don’t

I love that Siakim made it. Totally deserving.

Succession was like a watered down version of of our elites, they are so much more psycho

I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep

When they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close."

we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds

all this epstein stuff can be easily formed into a fist in the shape of "we can't trust anybody that's wealthy" which is only a tiny jump to "tax the shit out of the rich" and we can use reasons beyond financial ones to rationalize it look at what these fuckers do with this surplus of resources

a thousand times this.

When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.

The tl;dr, go listen to Julie Brown, whose been covering this for a lot longer than 5 seconds.

i've realized that my posting habits over the past 10 years (where i've increasingly just...not posted) have been formed by the very thing @minakimes.bsky.social said on the recent @pablo.show: "you get nothing out of being proven right, and people only take joy when you're proven wrong"

If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine

of the many hilarious things about this, there's exactly 0 creatives with these credentials that would be willing to work for that company or for that cause

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catherine o'hara has been a part of my life, for my whole life just one of the best comedic actresses of all time, and was involved in so many formative things it's impossible for me to count seeing her in schitt's creeks was a treasure this one really hurts

fuck this week, holy shit

calling anything a distraction gives room to forget about it when it's time for accountability none of it is a distraction. it's all crimes. take notes.

this has not been a good week for mental health. some of it's the world, some of it's work, and especially wednesday was a real low day until my really awesome wife knew how to get me out of it (make me talk about the things i like) shit's awful but we're going to make it

Without prompting I read this in Tom Waits’ voice

a short list: - stop centering everything around AI by default - fucking cool it on the telemetry - stop resetting admin settings with updates - stop having constant pop ups for non-essential things - bring back customization features - improve the bluetooth stack

despite never being on a team i've actively enjoyed, i kinda really like steven adams and am sad he's missing the rest of the season he probably doesn't have too many left

any pro-immigration push has to be sustained and holistic. it's more than just policy we have tens of millions of people who not only don't believe in immigration, they don't even believe in multicultural coexistence policy won't prevent the terrorism some of those people will visit on minorities

i had literal 1 week about being refreshing and mostly happy with my job that was the first week of january, and it feels like it's been 3 months since then.

there's a lot of sportsball debate you can glean from this but the main point i want to drive home is that this guy's a cheater and an asshole so i'm not sad that a good thing didn't happen to him

Dude's French so you know internally he's wondering why we're not burning everythign to the ground

this is wonderful and hilarious

A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line

goodbye loser hopefully the only other headlines we see about you are your arrest, trial, and sentencing

Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room

i don't like any celtics uniforms, but whoever had the idea for these white/gold (and key: no green) celtics unis needs to stop telling people their ideas

excuse me matas WHAT

i like giannis, and i'm sad for his injury but seriously, he needs to be on a new team, i'm unsure i can take another season of speculation and passive-aggressive media nonsense

I'm still tilted from work. I'm sure mine and my teammate's efforts were good, we were just in a bad spot due to Microsoft and management's relentless push to do things too fast. This is what's sticking; I'm over the failure. But I think I'm going to be in this bad spot for the foreseeable future.

nobody: me: here's my 3 favorite non-Bulls (current or former), non-star players 3 - Naz Reid 2 - Bam Adebayo 1 - Aaron Gordon

Today was maybe one of the worst work days I've had in a long time. Exceedingly frustrating. Real "maybe a mid-life career change is a cool thing to do" stuff. I won't, my IT career is too good, but holy fuck today was maddening, and I think I'm going to have more of these.

tre jones has been a MENACE

WOW GREAT CHARGE did not expect coby to do that

more jalen smith minutes please

that was a fucking terrible possession out of the timeout for the bulls. embarrassing.

every time i see some political influencer who's dumb as fuck be successful, i openly question why i couldn't have done that, and how i almost took a real stab at a streaming/content career once then i remember that i'm not a morally bankrupt turd, and realize that i would have never made it.

i don't love being this person, but on the list of terrible things about greg bovino, being short isn't one of them because being short isn't terrible and the logic of "calling him short makes him really mad" isn't good enough he's a compassion-less turd who will hopefully never know happiness

I’m just going to pretend this was all about him shitting himself and he needed new jammies or something

I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross

one of my greatest privileges, today, is that for some time i haven't had to keep a running tally of exact dollars and cents in my head in the grocery store, because i only had $21.43 in the bank account and needed to figure out how to make that work until friday

NO

i like to think they used this word because the guy definitely knows that word from the bubble gum

Very bummed about Jimmy. Not a warriors fan but one of my favorites from when he was a Bull. Still mad we traded him.

This thread is insanity. Highly recommend.

Was Weiss rapping this? "You got an issue with me? Take your shot You never seen my likes, so unpredictable, so heterodox"