reggie is not good at this. he needs to stop. for all of us.

you couldn't pay me to watch magic/pistons doubtful i'd even bother with a game 7 this says much more about the magic than the pistons, for the record

We hit a bump and now everyone on the bus knows that my briefcase is just filled with hotdogs

it continues to be extremely stupid and amazing that lebron is 41 fucking years old and can still play at such a high level

I won’t be able to catch up to nuggets/wolves until later but just looked at jokic’s box score and it basically looks like dragon fire

this just makes me want to turn ai regulation into a purity issue wait i kinda already wanted that fuck these faux-nerds

scott bessent looks and sounds like if they turned quickbooks into a human

i cannot believe that a coach had a decision openly questioned by the league as being maybe-tanking, the league decided "nah, he just dumb," then the team was like "yeah we're keeping that guy." my bulls have been on some clown-shoe shit for decades but there can only be one kings franchise

this sucks, but it's also notable that $17M to IBM is the equivalent of "I will give you $100 to fuck off," this is only being done for headlines and dick-measuring

very unsure what is dumber, having a 65-game rule or not actually enforcing it

draymond green tweaked his knee or ankle, considered his assignment was a guy who some/many put in the MVP conversation (extended conversation, but still), and said "nah i got this." sorry y'all, i can't not love this guy

draymond done took this game over y'all

curry, man.

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet.

i can't believe we have to watch the magic again

No idea why young people are so unhappy

all of the following can be true - forgiveness is possible - forgiveness is difficult, therefore unlikely - yeah dave, things you say can be weaponized because you’re popular - shit, dave, shouldn’t you have learned this decades ago - y’know what, fuck you dave

i'm still unsure how to feel about the play-in big-picture, but small-picture, these games tonight were pretty incredible

with portland winning here, their 2026 1st-round pick goes to the bulls hooray I guess

i don't hate dillon brooks because i know if he were on the team i rooted for i would love him like a brother i know this because i am a bulls fan and loved joakim noah like a brother and everyone fuckin' hated him like they do brooks

i don't like many players i this game but watching holiday still ball is a treat

jalen green looks like all the guys from the past who averaged 20+ ppg on bad teams not a compliment, if that wasn't clear

i know people say that veep is the most accurate in regards to dc behavior but i didn't know that it was saying like every dude is jonah

that prime phone chain monstrosity should immediately go into the garbage

what a game, jesus

NOW I'M MAD ALL OVER AGAIN ABOUT THE EFFIN' COBY TRADE

OMFG COBY

this is way too much grant williams

hey lets stop talking about the bulls shit front office they got fired and we're in the brief period of time where the front office isn't ass (until they do an underwhelming hire in a week or something) let me enjoy this

i miss coby white.

kal-el ware out here looking like wemby

it's been years and years and years and i still can't type well on touchscreen keyboards i've been close to buying the stupid "add a keyboard to your iphone" thing but in doing so it's attaching a badge to your phone that says "i am fucking old but have enough money to do something about it"

i was rooting for the hornets but i fucking love bam adebayo and that was some complete horseshit by lamelo and now i'm a heat fan for the night

oh the hornets crowd is up for this.

as a bulls fan, it's nice to watch basketball that means something. means anything.

so this is crazy, and there are already good reasons to never use self check-outs, but here's another one! (from a cold business standpoint, loss prevention is a "perfect" application for AI, because perfection is not the goal, if AI "catches" anyone they wouldn't have caught before that's a "win")

Katelyn is good people and good people should have healthy pets.

I've been saying it but saying it again: if you're considering a computer purchase, now's the time. Obviously too late for the Surface line here, but Apple hasn't hiked their prices yet, neither have many other OEMs. This goes for used/refurbs as well; those prices will rise as well.

If you really want to be cool *takes long drag of imaginary cigarette* Subscribe tomorrow at full price, which is still a fraction what these journalists are worth *flicks imaginary cigarette, walks away entirely too dramatically*

the halloween episode of letterkenny is one of the funniest episodes of any television show i have ever watched.

still unsure i like this play-in thing, will call what i can play-ins blazers over suns clippers over warriors magic over 76ers hornets over heat callable series houston in 5 over lakers denver in 7 over wolves cavaliers in 6 over raptors knicks in 7 over hawks

Going to a festival centered around a locally-produced horror movie based on cheese. It will have cheese and beer. Yes, it’s still kinda cold here in the Midwest, how did you guess?

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH

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the edible's kicking in and i'm watching deep blue sea for the first time and my wife is giddy in anticipation

Rad