She cannot be comfortable ????

human gf who asks vampire gf to turn her and in vampire culture this is treated the same as a marriage proposal so naturally vampire gf gets so adorably excited and human gf just thinks she's rly happy about it,,

Just finished season 1 of cinderella grey with wife. That shit was peak

Ppl coming from other sites probably don’t kno that marking a post as NSFW doesn’t derank or lead to a shadow ban! Please mark ur stuff so I can scroll my feed in public (and know when to turn my brightness down to check ur post :3)

Okay I had another idea.

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

Wife bought me the lego technics F1 set for christmas >:3 Marrying this woman

Ever since the TikTok ban they just completely gave up on moderation. Last week I was getting ads for unregistered firearms, this week we’ve gone even more illegal. That’s a 400 watt signal jammer. With a single button press you can get clapped by the FBI, FAA, and FCC all at the same time.

radioactive hot take but someone hurting you does not give you the right to hurt them back indefinitely

68 million years? damn she must almost be up for her first consultation at the Newcastle gender identity clinic

the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024

Some of these redactions are almost like modern art

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

the CEO of larian just pulled the "i'm 12 years old on myspace and my internet girlfriend dumped me" move i'm not kidding

my favorite podcast is Castle Super Beast

I cannot make anybody stop playing games they have a lot of time and money sunk into. But if I, of All people, with 500+ skins, who used to play this Daily, can uninstall Fortnite and the Epic Games store, you can do it too.

I love how the bsky age restrictions haven’t stopped porn from showing up in my feed. I still get just as much but only unlabeled stuff so I can’t browse in public lol.

Cyberpunk, for all its faults, was 100% made by people who have lived lives. Who have known poverty, or loss, or sexual desire, or something! Anything! Starfield feels like a game designed by Mormons who have never left their cul de sac and decided to lecture me about The Human Experience.

#ValveLeaks get ready guys

I don't know where I first saw this, but I think about it every once in a while

some critics will say that the writing in unbeatable is "corny" or "reminds them of life is strange" but any lesbian will tell you that seeing a prompt for pumpernickel and immediately having a character say "pumpered nickel" is the realest shit in the world.

Something I have to reiterate is that you are being straight up lied to about trans people and our healthcare on an unfathomable scale, this instance reporting is already being torn to shreds by other people commenting, but the frequency of this kind of reporting is astonishing, it's neverending.

What are some of the good alternative clients for bsky? I’ve been using deer.social but it’s got some odd UI issues on my phone when using it as a PWA. Wanting to avoid the age verification bs

There is an entire history of Sega being one of the "Big Three" arcade companies in Japan (alongside Namco and Taito) and were the most aggressive about leading in tech and expanding into other industries, so much that it nearly killed them by 2000. Most Americans only understand consoles.

Shoutout to deathgenerator.com

Need to find a random elderly person in the park to do my age verification face scan with KWS. Don’t trust epic to not misuse the data, especially since their privacy policy allows them to share the data with “other epic properties” and “whoever buys us at some point” 💀

I have a whole... thing.

For $9 I kinda expected them to only last one Christmas but they literally only lasted like 2 days 😭 pfy.ch/diy/alid-sol...

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

I always had to keep asking for, or digging for, that graphic that compares BMS table difficulties with each-other. So I made my own that adds some extra tables in as reference. Hopefully other people find it useful! pfy.ch/games/bms-ta...

the GOAT

Cis girl Coworker: oh yeah my boyfriend and I went down to the art museum last weekend me, not really paying attention: oh yeah I like art a lot too. have you ever heard of InCase

It’s so sad how many people only care about censorship when it’s “art” and “not porn.” God forbid someone calls you a gooner. Porn is art dumbasses

Me: well folks it looks like I have stage 3 pancreatic cancer Tgirl in my replies: you gotta boof the chemo or else it does nothing

Biggest negative having grown up as a trans kid in the hillsong church is that now as an adult I get their shitty gospel pop songs stuck in my head randomly and it makes me want to blow my brains out

[mao if he played shmups] in a game that autoscrolls, the core struggle is to stay alive. what must one do to stay alive? he must not get hit. therefore it is paramount in all things to avoid getting hit - by bullets and also by enemies. only when this is achieved can we then consider the boss

He also accredits his ignorance (?) to "not using Twitter" and "not living in America". I feel like this only works if you know nothing about trans people, not if you do know but have negative views of us lol

They nuked the chats but I was able to save some screenshots of some of the other pretty terrible things in there.