I love that the WMATA smartrip app crashes every time I try to remove autoreload. Get that money.

I'd be more impressed with "AI" if it did the thing correctly instead of several times slightly wrong and worse than a web search in Bing. 40 prompts to get some nonsense I could have done myself in half the time? Also the unable to remember previous commands and outputs is just...

Taxpayers when it’s time to staff a BLS ambulance and one engine in their town of 15k

This is also how you get to a 100% debt to GDP ratio. Which is definitely made worse by the tax cuts this admin but it goes deeper. I get really salty about people yelling about being taxpayers when so much is paid for by borrowed money. You're not paying for shit Jordan, the PRC is via Treasuries.

The anti social confidence of splaying out in a full body stretch for 15 minutes in the steam room so everyone else has to crowd into the remaining 2/3.

Maxing out pushups until my form is complete dog shit and I want a painkiller.

That person has been on a date with Bosh Jarro.

Is there a shortlist of abbreviations people use for Star Wars I can mute bc holy space balls that debate topic is INSUFFERABLE.

Yesterday I met someone who kept describing the Overton window incorrectly, as a thing you move. No. It's a description of the present, it's not a thing that politicians have the power to move. But in my current age I've decided it's just not worth explaining anything. It's just not.

Everything is awful. Here's a baby goat with a tiny bouquet of flowers picked right out of the lawn at The Beer Garden

There's so many people in the community completely drunk on maneuvering like they're running for King Progressive and I'm exhausted. The guy 2 weeks ago saying Harris would have bombed Iran first and having worse thoughts on everything than Trump but leftishly.

I'd like to report a murder.

It's often impossible to share Dagens Nyheter links even as a subscriber so here we are. Things are dire for electric trucks,and trucking is critical for goods transportation in the EU on a way it's not as much in the US, because of freight rail. archive.today/2026.05.08-0...

"How do I clear system logs from SQL servers after deleting databases,” and later: “How do you clear all event and application logs from Microsoft Windows Server 2012.” Bruh. If you don't already know you're going to get into more trouble trying to learn.

You claim to hate "AI" (at best it's overpromise underdeliver machine learning for consumers) but have been using Siri for 15 years. Make it make sense. Did you not grasp they were using your data for training? Having had a Pixel for at least as long I've always been wary of using any of it.

Mike Vrabel is an anagram of “beaver milk.” This fact speaks for itself.

Charmed has aged so well. It's weird how thoughtful it is. Or was?

I will say this, if you're a straight bar and you very openly don't understand how to serve gay people, I don't think you're going to be able to buy your way into the community's money.

I am having not nice thoughts about people who enjoy their free drinks and don't tip.

Not sure how I feel about my haircut but the woman who cuts it liked it so.

I could never do a cut (gym jargon), food is just too good.

Anyway, goodbye Copilot. Everyone hated your guts and never said anything nice about you. And they were right

The people arguing for the rights of data centers are pretty weird. You need to pay your way instead of getting incentives for using a relatively limited resource (electricity on the network) and volume discounts to produce slop. "You're using a data center rn". Yeah it already exists. You stupid?

I sat in meetings back to back for 5 hours and I'm out of energy.

Where are the hair farms for all these extensions?

lol Not even upper case abbreviation worthy.

The people triggered by a thumbs up emoji are something else. It's just a character, it can't hurt you.

Taxes will have to increase broadly to address the problem. You can't cut your way out of this.

found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there

Giving paying users a single tempban per month is definitely a Bsky+ feature

If I was going to go nuts as a mod on here I'd ban anyone who has visible abs posting about having a dadbod. That's stolen valor child.

Yes, RFK Jr. is a lunatic, but if those fake pamphlets I made and left in the staff lounge for my Senior Chief (and shared with the swimmers) 10 years ago, about massaging your prostate and drinking your own cum increases your testosterone, makes it to the mainstream... that would be pretty funny.

What the actual fuck are you people doing?!

If I beat cancer, I can beat some hentai virus.

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Oh you only just grasped the concept of SES aka socioeconomic status vs class at 40? Were you asleep in college? Yes it's been like this for decades, it's not "late capitalism" you're just late to an 80 year old concept.

Now that EST is asleep I'll retell what my coworker said about when she thought America would repair what it broke in govt or as a nation. Not in our lifetimes. And I agreed, because it will take several more decades than both of us combined.

In between my railing against it all I want to take multiple trips with Amtrak across the country and combine it with driving to explore.

Being the whole ass problem by starting the Roomba on my way home when the only thing awake are the crepuscular critters.

Trying for the last D36, expecting it to bail and cut and run and I end up taking an Uber. But it's nice out so I'm not too mad about it.

I dunno, people most intimately familiar with Tom of Finland seem to approve.

TBH just listening to the youths at Trade is fun.

If you’re not following the World Health Organization or international news outlets, for updates about hantavirus, now is the time.

When Vagenisis plays the floor is lava.

All these people I know barely older than me dying is really putting a dampener on the importance of saving for the future.

The gays and their T-shirts. "I got ADHD, always downing hot dogs" A+

People on this site setting out to prove both Margaret Mead and Rachel Carson were wrong and you can't do anything about anything.

The only way to get people to change their mind is to do the work to convince them otherwise. It's that simple. And that hard. I genuinely marvel at how people can look at the many movements for equal rights in the US and just decide doing nothing is itself sufficient to the outcome you want.

I love this. Because as we know wisteria, while invasive in much of the country, is only farmed on massive feed lots that export the floral carpets to Asia.