Chris Collinsworth is fucking unbearable

Caicedo. Only. Scores. Bangers.

What kinda Guatemalan insane asylum peppers did I eat that the 9ers pulled out a Win???? God I LOVE this team

@AdamSchefter tweeted In the end, the 49ers make one more play. https://t.co/2DIE0HlzVb

Well this season’s over. When’s the World Cup start?

Championship of Europe? That’s cute. We’re Champions of 32 random teams forced to compete in a sweat box aka THE WORLD #cfc 💙

Get in!!! 💙❄️

Random prediction: Bondi got the kiss of death tonight, she’ll be in a different position within a week

Here’s me puppy

Perfectly stated

Weird annoyance of mine but why are people commenting on a post that already has 100+ comments? What is the point of adding FAFO!! 2 hours after the original post and a swarm of bots have dominated the replies?

Flawlessly put👏🏻

We’re all getting Essien v Arsenal vibes on that Reece strike, ya?

What are we even doing here

Well my entire family was just murdered. But I can rest easy tonight knowing the killer is a full blooded American and not some immigrant

Same

My social media footprint is atomically small but as a cis, white, heterosexual, middle-aged male I’d like to say FUCK TRUMP

Here's a non-paywalled version, for broke people like me web.archive.org/web/20250326...

Kanye believes in Jesus. So….

My mission of muting all these “defend democracy” accounts farming for followers that only re-skeet memes and gifs has backfired spectacularly as now on my Discover feed that’s basically all I see

Nailed it

The shameful part is that once the people that voted for this are personally affected by it and start paying attention…it’ll already be to late

Can we not??

Trump is close 2 Putin! He was (easily) convinced the fall of the USSR ->oligarchy would work in the US. Orange man is dismantling, destroying n looting everything. A year-six months b4 election he’ll make things less worse 4 whoever is still legal 2 vote, claim victory n idiots will vote R again

WH Press Secretary fights back against allegations that the president has lost his mind by assuring the press that he can easily remember 60% of his children’s names

The United States of America, as we know it, is going to die. That was guaranteed on 11/5/24. Weeks, maybe months, doubtful years is all she has left. What rises from the ashes is up to us. If there are any Democratic leaders, THIS IS IT.

@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point

C’mon Dems, get it together. When they try to distract us we need to distract them. Get something like #Trumpcantrideabike trending so he gets sidetracked

Never met a fan base who so constantly needs to remind themselves how to spell their team’s name

Is a Jamie Lannister the only thing that can save us?

Only a matter of time before R’s introduce a bill to make Christianity the official religion of the US and/or English as the official language

When I was a kid and first heard Raiders of the Lost Ark, I thought it was the football team searching for a big wooden ship. Ah, simpler times

@philplait.bsky.social Do you ever feel melancholic that we’re teased with seeing the being universe being so vast yet we’re not able to visit these places? MC

Texting friends and family MC today is the perfect way to express that I care about them, but not enough to type out Merry Christmas

Social Media : Kids :: Fox News : Adults

I’m curious as to when Diddy speaks at the next RNC. Anyone have any info??

Can we all please stop sharing the red/blue map of America counties vs population. Please. This is not Twitter, quit farming for engagement

So like, back in the Civil War how did they decide what color each side was gonna wear? Like if they both show up wearing grey does one side have to go do a wardrobe change? Or do they fight the battle and the winner picks their own jerseys?

That targeting call on the Chiefs in a regular season game that they’re easily going to win is justification so when they don’t call it in the playoffs they can claim equality

🙄

As great as it is to see some old faces and new ones making the switch, beware that the bots and trolls will soon follow. Do not engage, just block/mute. The first house party got wayyy out of hand but now we’ve got a new house. Let’s not let it get taken over again

The foreshadowing of Veep is impressively annoying

Alas, it is now too late. Can’t play by the rules while the other team is eating the rule book. Morbidly curious to see what happens but deep down we all know. Shame.

Why can I give my dog a tablet once a month and it keeps fleas and ticks away but I can’t take one that keeps mosquitos and gnats away?