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My meta and I have a different definition of wake and bake

Ooh, we're posting us at our dykiest?

When you take a bomb ass lewd but have no one to share it with 😭😭😭

being in a loving relationship really makes u think things like yeah, i should make more money

Sleep paralysis demon

Moved up North, now I get to show off my post snow shoveling pump

shes party ready

Every so often I'll be watching old SecretSleepoverSociety vods and get jumpscared by my own username in the sub list lol

Feelin good tonight 🖤

It's polycule date night, so I got all dressed up 🌷💙

Separate Ways actually slaps and should be the best known Journey song

I got so much baby time today 🥰

I am a GOD DAMN lesbian and I am gonna start fucking acting like it

bluemoon weed #frieren ##フリーレン

Had a new years hair dying party with my polycule 💚

I suspect you are only playing this Final Fantasy VII remaster for the cat collecting subquest...

Goodnight #bluesky 1. The Cygnus wall in the North America nebula. 2. The Pleiades (Seven Sisters). 3. The Orion Nebula.

Ohio is for shitting

Failed WHAMageddon bc I had to go into the office and they played it 😔

It's almost Flex Friday but I just couldn't help myself

I’m on Bluesky for one reason, to entertain beautiful people by typing “kush got me feeling like the white Heathcliff”

fine wine

I'm gonna be the next eminem, but instead I'll be them n' nem

Being a butch is great, until you have to stick your hand in the tank to fix the toilet 😭

Gods, I would climb Leon Re9 like a tree

OH GOD WHO GAVE HIM THAT

oh my god miss piggy. oh my god. theyre streaming it on twitch she's crushing his lil geoff live on stream

Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.

considering getting a wedding band tattoo instead of wearing my rings all the time, bc I keep having to take them off and put them on in order to lift

hey valve, just a reminder: Leisure Suit Larry 3 was followed by Leisure Suit Larry 5. You can just jump to Half-Life 4!

Showing off.

sun's out, guns out is a way of life

Yoooo we're so back

me when my girl takes off her pants

me when my girl takes her top off

Finally watching Game of Wool, and, holy shit, I am so worried about these competitors getting repetitive strain injuries. Ep 1 and it's straight into "knit for 12 hours in one sitting" 😣 it's just not sustainable

Hello lesbians in my phone

Slept through all my alarms this morning and missed a meeting, but I'm being so brave about it 😖

Good afternoon, beautiful gay women

green day was right, you GOTTA know the enemy rah-eh

Suns out, guns out babey

My wife is the best and the cutest and I love her so much 🥰

The Mr. Beast theme park in Saudi Arabia, you say. *Sound of me starting the clock*