At least the decline isn’t long and slow anymore.

Hummingbirds are a warrior people.

Only in Vancouver does the moss grow thicker on awnings than trees:

Riding around on a filthy bike and I saw a bloke pressure washing his pickup so I asked him for a blast. Very accommodating but he was worried about my chain. No worries! Advantage: belt drive.

@drewmagary.bsky.social , I don’t use your recipe but make damn fine chili. Especially yesterday using tomatoes grown on my balcony. While setting it outside to cool I fired up a joint and knew what to do.

billionaires could do amazing things every week but don't. elon musk could launch 52 sodas a year instead of fake mars bs, but we are never going to get beverast, the first good soda to taste like eggs, the most important can of the day

Enchanted to meet you. Is there a Mister Galore?

Maestro @davidjroth.bsky.social at work: defector.com/the-conserva... defector.com/the-conserva...

there is such a scornful laziness to on-demand ads, thunked periodically and identically in the middle of tv edits, tonally murdering a movie someone already took care to fill with fades to commercial

“Most news doesn’t arrive this old, or this expected. Donald Trump is the most “Oh, yeah, he did it” public official in America… What’s pedophilia to Trump’s legacy but the unpunched square on a major crimes card entitling him to a sandwich on Jared Fogle’s dime?” www.truthdig.com/articles/rou...

Jacked dudes are capable of funny t-shirts. Two e.g.s: ‘Bro, I don’t even lift’ ‘My eyes are up here’

@lukeoneil47.bsky.social’s latest now available in Canada! You’ll be glad you did (except for the liver shots):

Yoshinobu Yamamoto Will Not Be Denied - defector.com/yoshinobu-ya...

Please watch and share. Pete Hoekstra is fundamentally unfit to be ambassador. His record of race-baiting and extremist disinformation needs to be called out. MAGA is actively undermining our nation. Canada needs to send him packing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jThL...

Not laziness, Halloween decorations:

@davidjroth.bsky.social @mobute.bsky.social Now that you’ve both seen one damn thing after another will you be signing the pod off with ‘Hail St. Nick’?

This really should go without saying.

The coolest art is always next to railway tracks:

Bari Weiss Signs Huge Deal To Usher CBS News Into Its Vichy Era - defector.com/bari-weiss-s...

Subtlebrag: my doctor has hands like Mr Burns.

@davidjroth.bsky.social, if Dan Campbell is who you get if a cartoonist draws a football coach, Brian Snitker is the baseball equivalent, no?

Floaters and fruit flies are conspiring to topple me.

Dustin Hoffman settling in to hear this story a thousand times over the next few days:

@drewmagary.bsky.social I was making a Monday Night Chili to get ahead of a bumper tomato crop. I use my own method but when it came time to bring it outside to cool I fired up a victory joint - that’s when the bulb went off.

Been observing the construction crew across the street for months and I’m convinced most of them are in it for the yelling.

Defector's Tom Ley thinks more people should experience worker-owned journalism.! 🦋 www.cjr.org/the-intervie...

@davidjroth.bsky.social I know baseball has always provided a rich vein of Guys for you but have considered the power of a farm team of Calgary Stampeder Guys?

I know she’s gay and this is a rumour I started but I’m counting on her to pick me as the designated silver fox to send back to her chaise lounge after the show tonight: youtu.be/6Kjz89xYmS4?...

My Dr says I have the prostate of a 20yr old and he has fingers like Mr Burns so I’m set for life.

@davidjroth.bsky.social, this should be his card, no?

Casting choices for the ‘Death of Trump’ (fingers crossed) movie: Christoph Walz simply HAS to play Jordan Peterson.

Jeb with the goods: www.truthdig.com/articles/whe...

Studio Apartment Available: - Pet-friendly - Located next to bridge - No strings attached

One of my favourite writers + one of my favourite films = a rare Monday! gem from @davidjroth.bsky.social defector.com/seek-and-des...

Best of summer:

It Took Many Years And Billions Of Dollars, But Microsoft Finally Invented A Calculator That Is Wrong Sometimes - defector.com/it-took-many...

As our kids go #BackToSchool, never forget that we ARE the traffic that we’re afraid of. If more kids walked, biked or rode transit to school, it would erase a massive number of car trips each day, and our kids would be safer, healthier and better at school. HT Ian Lockwood. Spread the word.

How to undo a 30+km ride over two bridges:

this is like if a far side cartoon grew up to be a real boy

Not incontinent yet but this morning I drooled on myself while spreading cream cheese on a bagel.

Local plumbing queens battling over who wore the crescent wrench better:

VFX career may be over but you know you had a good run when the first feature you worked on turns up on vhs:

Are You Aware Of The Alan Dershowitz Martha’s Vineyard Pierogi Situation? - defector.com/are-you-awar...

I may have a problem: