I played food roulette and it looks like I lost.. how badly I’ve lost is still yet to be determined

It’s about to be pussy waxed, nails done, groceries bought, drinking a Riesling and doing a puzzle!! Happy holidays 🎄🥳

Has an egg sandwich ever done wrong?

Loving someone will cause you to want to fight the entire world like what the fuck do you mean you can’t do a simple accommodation to make their life better? Catch these fists

Believe it or not this body is a machine that turns food into shit

“My nightmare is having to listen to my family or a coworker tell me about a commercial they thought was funny”

Very hard to be a central Illinois girlie who is invested in the Chicago drag scene but can’t make it to performances… so I live through the videos that people post on stories and Bsky… but it’s such a shitty archive that it’s like okay that Ari/Siichele lip sync to water by tyla lives in my head

It’s like clock work!!! An ex from five million years ago gets a divorce and guess who rolls up to my page like “you know I never got over you 🥺” Why are you embarrassing yourself in front of me, are you into humiliation???

Snowmencalture

Love to write a Christmas card. Love the hand write a personal message to a loved one.

Have to admit it… I love licking envelopes

Some clients I love so much I’m like noo don’t go don’t go I want to keep talking, I love youuuu

Getting back into Hades was the right call actually, rest days have improved

FRIEND: Mike? Are you okay? Your face looks like you just got lip fillers and your caboose is getting juicier by the minute. ME: (pulling chunky scarf up to hide the bite of the weremilf) Just a little cold, that's all.

The funniest thing about changing my insta acct to private is seeing all the lookie-loo lurkers that didn’t follow my account now be like “oh actually can I have access??”

We need a lasso emoji

Good riddance.

a reminder ! also I still have so many of these :)! your support helps me scrap by and also be able to support mutual aid efforts when and where I can ! michiums.bigcartel.com

people encourage this and make you feel bad about yourself so you devalue your genuinely niche and valuable skillsets so you'll fight less to get paid what you're actually worth

I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.

Dreaming of Spring (risograph)

Living the dream of being a homeowner and paying $10,000 to have a gigantic dying sycamore removed from my yard 😭✌️

Mrrrreow

Crab legs on a Sunday?

orz

Fucking but in a Rube Goldberg Machine kind of way.

Consider how all these guys are the end result of a lifestyle that takes a sledgehammer to your ability to think and express yourself. And how chatgpt allows normal people to microdose that experience of being surrounded 24/7 by glazing sycophants.

All these billionaires sound exactly as incoherently semi-literate and uncultured as each other, because their wealth has allowed them to never ever learn or grow as people Every single social interaction with people who are either paid to be, and/or incentivized via child sex trafficking, glazing.

I have to accept that the things I like the most and feel most connected to are not things that most people respond to.

New pasties for showcase at the end of the month

Before you leave the house do you have everything???

Everyone please, take a moment of silence for the retail workers who are already being made to listen to Christmas playlists all shift.

Some Over the Garden Wall for this month’s riso print subscription, because I would love to have a frog sing to me

a detail, before bed time

Think this one is my favourite of our new Xmas card designs

Fiona Apple got me locked in tonight

kind of want to start up my food instagram again & make food recipe comics 🧐

if people could boost this, i’d really appreciate it! i’m trying to raise funds for my totaled car 🥲

Talking to a person over time and falling in love (not necessarily romantic) with them is what it’s all about, that’s the whole thing.

Incredible that I go “I feel like playing Katamari” and then find out a NEW ONE came out a week ago. There hasn’t been a new one in 14 years. You don’t know what this means to me…. The best thing to happen this year

What’s that?? A chill in the air??

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

Go eat a Reese’s pumpkin about it

Hooked up to an IV of love to get me through.

Here's our print by itself + Nanami's insta: www.instagram.com/nanasometime...

My brain had a moment where it could not comprehend that I am only 45 minutes into my 8 hour work day. How.

I get a message from Alexei’s manager and I see Alexei coming for me on his shifty ticket wtf.