This sums up living in germany as a southamerican

There had to have been some racist fuck who was also a lil freaky and secretly super hyped about Mr Rogers' feet live on TV right

Can't believe this shit. Some boomer asked me what "stan" means. Like my dude how are you this disconnected from the youth. You telling me you've never met a Staniel before lmfaoo

Thomas Newcomen in 1712

Nooo disc horse is an op? how far have the mighty fallen :(

Cool read tbh

posts these days fall into one of these genders: 1. AI opinion 2. Just bought Infowars 3. Cat! 4. "does anybody else think our current system of government may be wrong possibly?"

omg the president is such a hufflepuff

Jazz singers when 7/8 song be like "and a six, seven SKIBIDI..."

people can be so mean and they don't even know what you're going through. for example. i'm going through a tunnel i'll have to call you back later

I normally love culinary sincretism but avocado hummus chipotle wrap def aint it

Can I stop getting the guy who greets all Harris voters every day in my timeline I didn't vote for her I never will I am not his target audience

me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all

I love ALIEN’s vision of the future. Yes, everyone is still working shit jobs for shit corporations for shit pay. But the good news is they’ve successfully made robots full of milk that are bitchy little fruits

Just finished ALIEN and man. You couldn’t make this movie now. Most of the cast is dead

Its a wake up call for how social media is rotting my brain having seen one of those "if Kamala had been elected she would have prevented this" posts and my first thought was "why would Harris have been against orbiting the moon"

Coming out on Trans Visibility Day (31st), then saying ur detransitioning on April Fools (1st) and then having to come out again on the 2nd coz u've become Aware of all your Autistic mutuals who didn't get the detransition joke

Its so cute when Dr House's team arrive at a certain, confident diagnosis in the first 10 mins of an ep like awww baby you're so not aware of the cosmic clock that determines when certain things in your life can happen

Sometimes I pretend that instead of doomscrolling, I'm a paleontologist from a posthuman civ doing research

Im never coming back from the time I did it in burrito wraps

Some beverages are to be shaken, others explicitly should not be shaken, and my dumb ass gets it wrong every time

I keep saying this

Its crazy how whenever the US has their clock change, a normal thing that every country has, we all have to find out about it.

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

Me too kitty, me too

TV Tropes pages are hilarious mostly coz of all the hyperlinks to shit someone clearly made up on the spot

Whats your favorite question on Beck's Depression Inventory?

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

Ive tried to stay away from the transsexual/cissexual nonsense, but seeing a bunch of white women liberally use the word "colonizer" for gender identities that don't conform to the western trans woman ideal broke something in me

Can you imagine this being your takeaway

Correction, you mean your country would be rushing in to destabilize and strip it for parts. It's the American way, after all.

I think this is the most correct take

This was inevitable, its been a core part of US ideology since its inception. Until that country is ash and rebuilt again, there is no hope for peace.

Do people in China say happy Italian New Year

Ominous

This too shall piss

Accidental #woe.begone content

Yeah im part girl on my father's side

Broom Temperature

Injecting my hormones while mixing on ableton, as God intended

oh man, is THIS why people aren’t watching video essays anymore?

Wait the oddissey was originally a poem?? Thats kinda gay ngl

Lesbian walking simulator? You mean like Silksong?

The government's got a monopoly on cringe

There's this new trend of "woke" american exceptionalism where white folk think the USA is an exceptionally bad place to live This isn't saying its a good place to live or that you shouldn't try and change it, its just the framing of it being "the worst" place to live

Tired of being sad can I go back to dissasociating

Groceries is a beautiful name for a girl

Can't believe this beef still dropping gems