Recently attended Thrillerfest in wonderful New York City. Pitchfest was the highlight of the event as I got to pitch my manuscript to some of the biggest agencies in the world.

I will not forget any time soon, Netflix. Don’t you worry about that

Starting to think I’ll never make it into the NFL

What has to be the biggest cover reveal in my entire career. I am so proud to officially announce GREEN HOUSE OF DOOM, the third issue of our ongoing horror anthology series! Cover by Damian Canta. #comics #coverart #makecomics #horror #spooky

What has to be the biggest cover reveal in my entire career. I am so proud to officially announce GREEN HOUSE OF DOOM, the third issue of our ongoing horror anthology series! Cover by Damian Canta. #comics #coverart #makecomics #horror #spooky

No fun allowed on Threads

Thanks, Gabino, for #FridayReads! This ‘26 Pacific Northwest Booksellers Award nominee champions the PNW Gothic vibe w/stories written in concert with the Beneath The Rain Shadow Podcast www.rainshadowstories.com/btrspod …creatures, folklore, myths horror: cosmic, psych, rural a.co/d/0gvnDutl

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Join me at Norwescon! I’ll be there all four days with panels, readings, and peddling my wares. You’ll want to join me for the reading Thursday night as I’ll have a major announcement along with a sneak peek at something I’ve been cooking. Come hang!

Mentioned in this week's FOURTH MONTH WHAT IFS post at Rhymes With Camera, CONTIN'D: @chroncruik.bsky.social @wnwagner.bsky.social @hashtagspooky.bsky.social @ktmargrave.bsky.social @crypticonseattle.bsky.social @brightflame.bsky.social @rebeccacampbell.bsky.social @doctorow.pluralistic.net (2/4)

The people who made fun of me for watching wrestling are the same people sharing AI slop all day

I get around. The Wilke World Tour starts now! Catch me at these upcoming cons and don't forget about my comics course at the end of March.

I'm teaming up with PNWA to teach YOU how to write comics! This class goes over the basics of writing a comic script, how to land an artist, and how to pitch your book to industry titans like Image Comics (or produce it yourself through crowdfunding) followed by an in person Q&A.

Anyone seeing this has had a hard week and deserves at least four books

Hedone was run by perpetual non-payer Caitlin Marceau. Avoid this editor when they inevitably launch their next project. To all Hedone authors affected, you have my sympathies and I’m sorry this is happening to you.

Getting a visit from the ghost of Christmas constipation

From undesirable to undeniable, thank you all for making this the best year of my life. Four published short stories. Multiple appearances both in person and on TV. Countless more irons in the fire I cannot announce...yet. And we're just getting started. See you in 2026.

New Claymation Christmas Special! Interview with popular knock off action figure, Sharp Hand Joe! More Seattle Scares! New short films! @hashtagspooky.bsky.social @hobofilmsllc.bsky.social @briannamalotke.bsky.social #horrorcommunity #holidayhorror #christmasspecial

Only an hour into E33 and haven’t been this captured by an RPG since the first time I played Chrono Trigger

Commenting “AI slop” under all your engagement photos

Half-Slop 3 is never coming out

Geoff Keighley FUCKED Miss Piggy

The 33 sweep starts

The ghost of Christmas past is too good for Elon he needs a visit from the ghost of rusty nail sounding

Rose are red Violets are blue Omae wa mou shindeiru

Technically speaking, pinball has parry mechanics

Will never get used to this feeling.

Mario is a more forgiving man than me because under no circumstances would I invite my biggest opp to go kart racing

Happy launch day to this beautiful anthology featuring my short LET IT GUSH.

As a society and culture, we have to go back to first principals with regards to the humanities and philosophy or we aren't going to make it as a civilization. We need to teach our children the vast difference between a human being and a telephone.

There comes a time in every man’s life when he buys a sick ass jacket that defines who he is. That time for me is here.

It is officially soup weather

So Sinners and Frankenstein have to sweep every award ceremony, right?

So happy to announce I am in TWO upcoming anthologies. Let it Gush will be in Best of Carnage House Volume Two and A New King is Born will be in Lovecraftian Microfiction Collection 11!

UNITED FOREVER IN FRIENDSHIP AND LABOR

Sidney Sweeney do you fuck with dudes that make $17.34 an hour

No one had fun 😈

See you soon, Seattle.

TONIGHT! ON ALL HALLOW’S EVE-EVE. Come watch me perform Let it Gush, my endurance test of a horror story at 2 Fingers Social. If you’re in Seattle looking for something #spooky to do then come hang.

Fired off my last submission of the year just now. I am sleeping until January

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

With friends nothing bad can happen only the good can happen

Upgraded my stereo speakers today to some Polk towers. Listening party at my place and I'm the only one invited.

Only five seats left for my reading this Saturday! If you’re in the Seattle area and want to have a fun spooky time, come hang out

In another world hinako shimizu would have been a star hitter for a baseball team

oooh. Bookmarking this! "How to turn off AI tools in Apple, Google, Microsoft, and more." Step-by-step instructions from Consumer Reports.

October jams - bottom two rows are recent vinyl pick ups.

ACAB includes my mom when she tells me to turn down my music >:[