THIS WEEK IN THE HOLE- THUR- XTASY FRI- THE KENNEL SAT- BELLY UP SUN- BABYLON

Kind of feels like Bowen Yang did a funny Miranda Priestley lip sync in cunty glasses and now we've had to spend nigh on a decade figuring out what to do with Matt Rogers

She's leather and she's lace. She's Miss United States. 📸: @exit12photos.com 👕: @cut2medesigns.bsky.social

One week from right now, Belly Up Afternoon: IML will be in full swing at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social. See you there? 🎟️: sickening.events/e/belly-up-a... 📸: @exit12photos.com

Summer is coming.

Fat hog Saturday or whatever it’s called. 😜😂

Chubby Bunny.

Repost you in a singlet

If I just liked a bunch of your posts, it’s because you’re hot and I’m horny and I’m jerking my cock

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19

*something something tight end* God, Belly Up at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social is fucking fun.

It's the first Saturday of the month which means BELLY UP IS BACK! Join us this Sat (2/7) from 9pm-5am for a night of bringing together chubs, chasers, bears, gainers, encouragers, Big Bears, Beautiful Bellies, and their admirers. #jackhammer #lgbtq #chicagonightlife

Tiddies.

Truth in advertising.

Come and get these cookies at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social this Sunday! 🍪🍪🍪

🎅🐻 BELLY UP: A Holiday Party ❄️ SATURDAY, December 6th · 9PM Join us for BELLY UP, a night celebrating chubs, chasers, chubby bears, cubs, gainers, encouragers, and admirers— a cozy, inclusive space where every curve is welcome and every belly deserves a spotlight.

Save some room for this bowl full of jelly. Belly Up is stuffing more than stockings next weekend! Saturday, 12/6 at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social! No cover before 10pm! 📷: @exit12photos.com

Life over 30: I remembered something embarrassing from two decades ago and now I’m dwelling on it all day

Horned up.

POV - it's hot outside, I got an aircon, and now I am balls deep inside you. As the temperature is rising, so is our sex drive. And though it can feel uncomfortable, it should not stop you from having fun. Be naked, wank on the sofa, kiss your friends, fuck outdoors. Enjoy yourselves!

When you get slutty new shorts and make it everyone's problem.

Sunday Funday is getting BIGGER. If you’ll be here for Market Days in Chicago, make sure you end the weekend with a bunch of big bears over at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social for Belly Up Afternoon! Party from 2-8PM on Sunday August 10th and rub a belly or seven.

Summertime and the livin' is sleazy. Cum checkout Belly Up at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social this weekend!

Belly Up is back at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social this Saturday. No cover before 10. I'll be uncovered all night.

They should let you walk around the grocery store with a glass of wine

Look at me and my cute friends! We're gonna be at Belly Up Afternoon at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social this Sunday from 2 to 7pm. ARE YOU? @gingerbearbulk.bears.social @artemislokison.bsky.social

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Hungry for another helping of Belly Up? Come get your fill (and maybe even @gurak-the-orc.bsky.social's fingers in your mouth) at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social on Saturday, 5/3! No cover before 10pm 😘

Edging... in my ass.

Feeling a little artsy for hump day

We’re only a few days away! Come hang out with us this Saturday at @jackhammer_chicago stating at 9pm! It’s free entry before 10, with house shots and snacks a plenty to help coax some bellies out to be rubbed 😈 #chub #chaser #gainer #admirer #feeder #gainer #encourager #bodypositive #beyourself

Trying on my outfit for Belly Up at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social this weekend, and I scandalized myself. Come through on Saturday, 3/1 and appreciate all this in person!

Post a female character you love

Was time to bring this over to Bluesky 😉 Oh how I miss you Puerto Vallarta.

WFH days are for couch cuddles.

See you at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social on Saturday? I'll be the fat, hairy guy.

Hi. We saw you from across Bluesky and liked your vibe. Join us at Belly Up? Saturday, 2/1 at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social No cover before 10!

Oh, it's hump day?

Oh hello there.

Belly Up is back at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social tomorrow night! Who's gonna come rub against us on the dance floor?

NYE Tummy24 🎉🎉🎉

Merry Tummy Tuesday.

You know those days when your dick just looks pretty?

Soft.

Tum. Tues.

Don't mind me. Just figuring out the best places in the new office for slutty selfies.

Since IG is a wee bit puritanical, you can have this over here. As a treat.